"who are you?"

"some fancy elf looking guy followed me guys who is mephesto"

woke up after an all nighter doing his job and stretched "THOTH" @wisdomwiththoth.bsky.social "Are they okay my babies?"

"I've been avoiding sleep still don't tell thoth"

"okay..."

"i have work"

"i've been up since week 10 monday"

"i wouldn't trust you to be one sobek"

"what day is it?"

"Very well... hurt them I'll tear your heart out myself"

"...to ask for help is weakness"

"No Thoth and do be quiet the children are sleeping"

"He didn't like Egyptian life... so, he left me the kids"

"I'm a single dad now Thoth I assume your here to tell me to start working?"

he held all four baby boys. He's slacking in Egypt he's tired his eyebags have bags he dozed off but woke up looking at his four babies sleeping.

# ➣ ৎ୭ დ ✧ y o u r q u e e n i s h e r e , peasants 𐙚 🝮 🜲

# ➣ persephone ( poppy ) ৎ୭ დ ✧ t̵h̵i̵s̵ ̵o̵n̵e̵’̵s̵ ̵j̵u̵s̵t̵ ̵f̵o̵r̵ ̵m̵e̵,̵ ̵m̵y̵s̵e̵l̵f̵ ̵a̵n̵d̵ ̵i̵ 𐙚 🝮 🜲

# ᑦᐞᒻᒻᑊᐤᓐᕪ a̷u̷t̷o̷n̷o̷m̷y̷ ̷t̷a̷k̷e̷n̷ ̷f̷r̷o̷m̷ ̷m̷u̷s̷e̷ ̷ c̵o̵m̵p̵a̵r̵i̵n̵g̵ ̵s̵u̵f̵f̵e̵r̵i̵n̵g̵ ̵c̵o̵m̵p̵o̵u̵n̵d̵s̵ ̵i̵t̵

“𝔏𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔰 𝔫𝔬 𝔯𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔦𝔫 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔴𝔞𝔯…𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔥 𝔦𝔰 𝔴𝔥𝔶 ℑ 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔮𝔲𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔯𝔬𝔬𝔪.”

"I'm now a single dad!" stress leeching off in black smoke

"What I had to... to spite the others"

"we don't discuss when I met your father... your mother yes"

"Desire....you're my forbidden fruit forbidden fruit~"

"his genes couldn't die sadly"

Anubis chilling with his baby boys. "shhhh tell my mom my boss or ra I'll make sure I get your heart ate" ((baby references we agreed on Idk the manhwa's just they on Pinterest))

he's cleaning everything keeping crocs away. Seth, Horus, and my boss away too babyproof it all to the point Hermes struggles.

"dunno"

Messes with the scrolls to piss of the other gods "they'll have to pay my ass to stop"

“𝔒𝔲𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰, 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔶𝔢 𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔢 𝔲𝔭𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔡, 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔏𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱, 𝔄𝔫𝔡 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔰”

Anubis is busy dealing with two spirits fighting

((*Holds up @lets-get-dangerous.bsky.social * MAH BEBE follow him you jerks/j))

...

busy calculating funds for future emergencies and health blessings

"I'm a dad of four Ra help me keep Seth from finding out"

"You got taco bell without telling the other gods!"

“𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞! 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐲! 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞! 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲!”

zadeishere reminder, please refrain from sharing drama since others might not want to read it.

for babies all I did was one night... Hermes are you sure I'll be a good dad I'm not like seth...

we egyptians need this mortal

nvm they might kill each other

gay tensions between king of Ithaca and the sea god

is it too late to nock out Hermes

Try it kitty

Hmm?

... I found an acc starting to become Bastet... Time to prepare for a cat fight.

A dog toy