Batavia, IL! Sorry I was too ill to do my shows at The Comedy Vault last night. But I’m feeling better and doing my remaining shows tonight. With Autumn Bruewer . Thanks for filling in for me last night, Autumn! comedyvaultbatavia.com/events/114715

Austin, TX! Wednesday night at 6:00pm it’s the 19th Anniversary taping of my podcast DOUG LOVES MOVIES. If you’re in the area, come by for some happy hour laughs and movie trivia! www.creekandcave.com/events/doug-...

I was today years old when I learned I was today years old.

Which Bway show should I see tonight?

MY DREAM TOP THREE Ava Rachel Will #BigBrother27

With the direction this country is headed, I’m going to start writing 1925 on my checks.

Since he keeps talking about how much he hates windmills we should call him Donald Quixote.

Oh shit, I almost forgot… HAPPY DABS DAY EVERYBODY

RELEASE THE STOLTZ CUT

Gonna watch BACHELOR IN PARADISE now. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Hi! I haven’t forgotten about you!

Who’s gonna watch the new season of BIG BROTHERRRRRRR? Season 26 houseguest Joseph Rodriguez is on the latest ep of the DOUG LOVES MOVIES podcast. I forgot to ask him if he’s gonna watch BB this summer. I’m guessing no. #BB27

I want to get more involved with Bluesky but I keep focusing on Threads where my handle is @ youdontknowdoug.

Anybody here live in Tacoma, WA?

Happy Squeaky Tank Taco Tuesday!

If AMC is gonna put an ad that isn’t a trailer in what they are calling the “premium” spot right before the movie begins, they should change their slogan from “we make movies better” to “we are actively trying to stop people from coming to movies altogether, you’re welcome Netflix.”

Did someone say TACO?

POETIC REVIEWS Something’s not right with DISNEY’S SNOW WHITE… THE LEGEND OF OCHI is not for me… UNTIL DAWN made me yawn… The plot tends to lag in BLACK BAG… MICKEY 17 could’ve been more lean… ON SWIFT HORSES should’ve changed courses… The makers of SINNERS are absolute winners…

Sure, it’s Earth Day, but for me, it’s also…SINNERS Day!

Any of you live in Bakersfield?

Hi!

Sorry I ignored this platform while I was at SXSW and apologies if I keep ignoring it while I’m home in LA.

Another gorgeous L.A. day. I’m gonna record a podcast and watch an awards show on TV. #Nerd

It’s a beautiful day in L.A. today. So I’m going inside to watch a depressing film.

130 followers. This is really coming together for me.

This is both my first Saturday on Bluesky and my first promo post on Bluesky… Today at 4:00 pacific, DOUG LOVES MOVIES is live in L.A. and streaming all over the world. Go to dynastytypewriter.com for more deets and tix!

Oscar noms are out. Thinking about starting a snubreddit.

59 followers and counting. Let’s freakin’ fuckin’ go!

I know this place is pretty chill because none of the comments are correcting Stephen’s spelling error. It’s Nissan, not Neeson.