I think a lot of folks would be surprised to find they selves looking at the wrong end of Harriets 🔫 If them black Friday deals got you I'm probably talking bout you 🤷🏾‍♀️

I miss the days of social distancing. Why are you standing on my heels in this line. I'm bout to start farting to claim my space back 🤔

OMF day 1 fit

I keep waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out and let us all know we being Punkd... Like this year has gotta be the ultimate revival of that show cause there just ain't no way 😮‍💨

And if I ever get married... It's probably a lavender marriage idc idc 🤷🏾‍♀️ Accepting applications/seeking opportunities 💁🏾‍♀️

Ronni is who the Nicolandrians should be happy Ola met and hope she becomes friends with. She living the type of life Ola say she want to live: wife and a mother with a man who takes care of her🤷🏾‍♀️ tjmot

You know what I was very neutral. Up until I realized that Ace got me defending a white man. Now I'll never forgive him 🖕🏾🤮

The Love Island USA production team try they damndest to make black women seem undesirable and unloved. Like why edit out Nic defending Olandria and Ace backing up Chelley? It makes no sense.

Andy said point them out! Name names! Messy boots 😂

I finally put my finger on it. Olandria is like a dark skin Margot Robbie 🥴. I kept feeling like she reminded me of someone

The thought of getting back on dating apps 🤢🤮

Pepe gives "I voted for Trump" vibes

I've fallen victim to Love Island 🥴 I've been binging all weekend and think I'm addicted

Found this at the bookstore in Ponce City Market! Loved the show so I'm excited to read. #blackbooksky

Nina said "I may be fat but I'll never be the bigger person"🤌🏾a word!!

Ryan Cooglers explanation of the diff film formats sent me to buy an advance ticket to Sinners IMAX on Thursday 🤷🏾‍♀️..we love a passionate black man what can I say

I bet a man came up with the concept that people should lower their standards 🤣 You'd rather be with somebody you don't like or respect than just being single for a while?

This 25 yo told me that I look good for my age... I'm 32. I was flattered at first but now I'm offended bc wtf you mean by that?

Let me save y'all some time - Nosferatu is about a yt woman fucking a demon. That's how it starts and that's how it ends. It caused the problem and the woman solves said problem by doing it again. You're welcome.

My flabber is gaster 🥴🤣 Don Lemon told that woman to tell her husband to stop checking for his 😵⚰️

Marvel think they slick premiering the black captain America during Black History month 🙄

Just checked Drakes insta for shits and gigs... Why all his posts have limited comments enabled 🤣🤣

If the average adult reads at a 6th grade level... why we keep telling these folks to read the Bible??? It's going right over they head 🤦🏾‍♀️ It's damn near in a different language at that! Oh lawd fix it Jesus

I'ma go with Jasmine Sullivan only cause I'm biased. Boffum legit tho

Black women was supposed to be taking the next 4 years off 😭 Now I can't to go to Target cause I'm not going where I'm not wanted. I hate it here 🤬

Season 2 of rhythm & flow was 🗑️

Me date was successful! Now I need to get to home before it gets too dark cause I don't drive at night 🤭👵🏾

Man I need a life. If an extrovert in ATL want to adopt me as a friend hmu 😮‍💨.

Yall notice that them women that be bragging bout being done raising kids early cause they had em in they teens and early 20s are the same ones who wanna be called glam ma, Mimi, anything but grandma? They be grandparents early too 🤭

It's my birthdayyyy 🥳🎉

Lmao wtf is a mind count? Glo was onto something when she said these niggas ain't got a type they want a stupid bitch.

Celebrating my 32nd 4 days early 🥳

The DR is my new favorite place to visit 😍 two more days left let's see if I still feel that way when I leave

If you see this post a concert pic or video Victoria Monet OneMusic Fest 2024

As someone who needs glasses to see anything.. yeah I'ma go with blind

People really think that grass don't be wet in the morning but it dew.

Uno not a card game. That shit is war

I've never to listened to Lemonade so 🤷🏾‍♀️

One of my favorite black insults is - you a lie and the truth ain't in you 😂 If you don't feel a way after hearing that something wrong with you 😭

I've been in ATL but not in ATL (clayco) for 5 years and I have never found good Chinese food. Does it exist out here?

That lady pulled my thoughts into this retwist 🤕

Y'all gone hate me for saying this - Beyonce can do a lot of things... But acting ain't one of em

Christmas need to slow down it's coming up too quick. Give me some time to finish getting these presents damn 🤬

Punta can in 2 weeks 🥳 32nd bday trip finna be lit

Soon. It will happen.

They want to fake sad about the uhc CEO being murdered but think a judge should be allowed to give someone the death penalty. Aw okay 🙄

How quickly my eyes go straight to chimetimes lap whenever his vids cross my timeline now should be studied 👀 iykyk