Blue Origin dunking on ULA by casually announcing that they're doubling ULA's single launch geosynchronous payload capacity on a random Thursday.

Blue Origin announced a major upgrade to New Glenn, with improvements to both the BE-4 and BE-3U, and a new version of New Glenn with 9 BE-4's and 4 BE-3U's. www.blueorigin.com/es-MX/news/n...

Y'all aren't ready for the Titan sub guy's secret other venture.

Space industrialization enthusiasts looking at the asteroid belt like

Her watching RAM prices rise: "hmm, this pleases me"

Sometimes I make memes for my own amusement, even if they're so incredibly niche almost nobody will get them (this one was inspired by tuberculosis).

Announcing my asteroid mining startup like

🫡

Too real, Onion. Too real.

The only reason people think Buran could have been better than the Shuttle is because there's so little that it actually did that the potential is all people can focus on. Both fell short, but Shuttle actually did something useful, which is more than can be said of Buran.

I cri evrytim

Me everyday

My suggestion for a New Glenn booster name

When you bring up the shuttle with Space fans

🙏Soon we'll finally be able to launch the Tritium rocket🙏

What's an ignitor?

We can make progress

Who's hungry for Glenny Glizzy?

This that new TLOS album everyone's talking about?

Killer asteroid reportedly drops plans to end all life on Earth: "That place is a wretched mess, and I can't stop watching. I wanna see how this shit plays out."

Berger really out suggesting this kinda thing

SpaceX: making the impossible seem easy, and the easy seem hard

Starship flight 8 be like

Advancing technology makes strange bedfellows.

Orbital refueling is OP

Starship dropping pieces, Cygnus getting damaged in shipping.

Elon: "There's too much nasty bathwater, so I've assembled a cracked team of zoomers to dump all the tubs of nasty bathwater" Everyone: "WTF there's still babies in most of those tubs!!!!" Elon: "Nasty bathwater loving Democrats 🤣"

Last night I dreamed I had bought an old VentureStar, but before I could get it home a windstorm picked it up off the ground. I had to watch helplessly as it drifted like a kite in the wind into an industrial area. Kind of funny the low mass needs of SSTOs influenced my dream.

I don't know what to tell you, it was like this when I found it.

Has Elon been hitting the ketamine harder than normal, lately? Or did Trump see TikTokers talking about how cruelly stranded and Marooned Butch and Sunny are?

Who gonna tell bro his stilts ain't keeping his fins dry?

Nah, Callisto clears Europa. It's also some of the best solar system real estate past Mars.

Mars will have birthright citizenship, just like America.

Trump suggested building coal power plants at AI data centers. People imaging an acceleration to a solarpunk future supporting Trump just got Trump's offer:

How the hell are we supposed to accelerate to a better future and pump out custom-made cancer vaccines in 48 hours if we're going to grind almost all biomedical research to a halt to purge it for Wrongthink?

I'll be real, not being an asshole to people who are different shouldn't get you sent to the Gulag.

What did he mean by this?

Open a strip club, but inside is just fully clothed people using the wrong sized sockets and drill bits on soft screws and bolts.

NO, HONEY, I CAN EXPLAIN

Man, it's been forever since I watched some classic #MST3K.

Rocket Lab could do the funniest thing

Come on man, it's a giant volume of aerospace grade tankage that comes so close to space before being discarded! I'm not asking for an Apollo-era budget, please just let me build shit.

Golden age sci-fi writers be like