Who's hungry for Glenny Glizzy?

This that new TLOS album everyone's talking about?

Killer asteroid reportedly drops plans to end all life on Earth: "That place is a wretched mess, and I can't stop watching. I wanna see how this shit plays out."

Berger really out suggesting this kinda thing

SpaceX: making the impossible seem easy, and the easy seem hard

Starship flight 8 be like

Advancing technology makes strange bedfellows.

Orbital refueling is OP

Starship dropping pieces, Cygnus getting damaged in shipping.

Elon: "There's too much nasty bathwater, so I've assembled a cracked team of zoomers to dump all the tubs of nasty bathwater" Everyone: "WTF there's still babies in most of those tubs!!!!" Elon: "Nasty bathwater loving Democrats 🤣"

Last night I dreamed I had bought an old VentureStar, but before I could get it home a windstorm picked it up off the ground. I had to watch helplessly as it drifted like a kite in the wind into an industrial area. Kind of funny the low mass needs of SSTOs influenced my dream.

I don't know what to tell you, it was like this when I found it.

Has Elon been hitting the ketamine harder than normal, lately? Or did Trump see TikTokers talking about how cruelly stranded and Marooned Butch and Sunny are?

Who gonna tell bro his stilts ain't keeping his fins dry?

Nah, Callisto clears Europa. It's also some of the best solar system real estate past Mars.

Mars will have birthright citizenship, just like America.

Trump suggested building coal power plants at AI data centers. People imaging an acceleration to a solarpunk future supporting Trump just got Trump's offer:

How the hell are we supposed to accelerate to a better future and pump out custom-made cancer vaccines in 48 hours if we're going to grind almost all biomedical research to a halt to purge it for Wrongthink?

I'll be real, not being an asshole to people who are different shouldn't get you sent to the Gulag.

What did he mean by this?

Open a strip club, but inside is just fully clothed people using the wrong sized sockets and drill bits on soft screws and bolts.

NO, HONEY, I CAN EXPLAIN

Man, it's been forever since I watched some classic #MST3K.

Rocket Lab could do the funniest thing

Come on man, it's a giant volume of aerospace grade tankage that comes so close to space before being discarded! I'm not asking for an Apollo-era budget, please just let me build shit.

Golden age sci-fi writers be like

Merry Grinchmas, everyone!

HO HO HOLY NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION!

Fun fact: If you were in the exact center of the Earth, you wouldn't be weightless. You would still feel the gravitational attraction of the moon pulling you against the surrounding material in the center of the Earth. Then you would burst into flames and die from the heat.

When do you think you'll be home from fighting the Trojans?

Khajiit has presents, if you have the cheer.

Average space fan experience

Louie is checking in on you. Are you're feeling the Christmas cheer yet?

NASA has decided that they do want a "continuous heartbeat" in crewed presence in LEO. Now they just need to get the funding cranked up to make it happen. www.nasa.gov/news-release...

I'm not too enthusiastic for ULA's chances in a decade

When the love of God is placed in your heart by an alien ovipositor rammed down your throat.

Sorry, had to fix that chart, it was bugging the crap out of me.

NASA making Mars architecture tables like "But you see, you have already lost, Chemcels, for I have depicted my chosen Architectures as having heritage, and your architecture as in development with challenges remaining."

I can't believe people still cook with mole asses. Just nasty. How many moles have to die to make this shit?

The left has got to get its head out of its ass in opposing doing things that can make life better for people and the environment, like moving extractive and polluting industries off the Earth.

Bro, this new "Maven the Hunter" movie looks sick

Can't wait for the YouTube videos in 200 years to be like

So you're telling me there's this thing that's practically invincible almost everywhere, but a small amount of damage to a distant appendage undoes the whole thing? And it's not named after Achilles?

Don't do the thought crime if you can't do the thought time

'Touch grass'? What are you, some kind of outcel?

>Starship flight 7 launches >Deviates from planned course >People are perplexed >Payload door opens >50 gorillian bananas fly out >ISS shredded by bananas >Elon "We're a banana Republic now 🤣"