There is still good in this world. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7FM...

Star Trek o'Clock.

I'm giving away all my used batteries today. Free of charge

The most dangerous liars are those who think they are telling the truth.

Can someone please explain to me why the hell would you bother buying the new Galaxy Tab A11 over the Tab A9 based on such negligible differences? www.gsmarena.com/compare.php3...

The person who invented the ferris wheel never met the person who invented the merry go round. They traveled in different circles.

I’m in a long-distance relationship with my sanity; we only meet on weekends.

Yes I fucked up. Yes I've been branded creepy, pushy, nasty etc. Find someone that has never done anything wrong in their entire existence. Do that and then they can throw the first stone.

@thegodpodcast.com Wish you were the real deal because then you could snap your fingers and end the nightmare I am dealing with all down to my own stupidity or better yet, make me disappear as if I never existed at all.

"Hang on lads, I've got an idea."

ROFL 🤣🤣🤣

Doing my duty as President of Eckington & District Rotary today by laying a wreath at our village cenotaph for Remembrance Sunday. "Eckington & District Rotary Remembers."

If you get a link called 'free porn' don't opin it. It is a virus wich deactivates your spellcheck and fcuks up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily don't uatch porn sol dint opin it. Plaese warm yu frends. Wanks.

Absolutely disgusting.

So annoying when you know someone's a horrible bastard yet everyone thinks the sun shines out of their arse. It's sad that I know multiple people that fit this and what's worse is that I don't see it until they are a horrible bastard to me.

Whoever you are, Secret Santa, you are loved. youtu.be/sGnLUUjUqqc?...

I love watching these. They give me hope. youtu.be/Khj3n_3Z6ew?...

There IS still good in this world. Stay hopeful. youtu.be/8Eg4TiZT50I?...

For tomorrow when I take part in Remembrance Sunday and lay a wreath at our village cenotaph.

Accurate and funny.

If only there was another 4-letter word to direct drivers to the fuel 🤔

idk who needs to hear this but the President of the United States of America is APPEALING a judges order forcing him to fully fund SNAP. Yes — DJT is appealing a ruling telling him to NOT starve his own people. Let that simmer.

Better days are coming.... They are called Saturday and Sunday.

I am presently ok with AI to some extent. I don't want it to replace true human creativity though and I certainly don't want it to ever become Skynet. If I post something that is AI generated and you are against it, feel free to block me. I don't use AI for any of my fan fiction writing.

They say computers will totally overtake paper in the future. They obviously haven't tried to wipe their ass with a laptop.

Person: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done? Me: Awfully bold of you to assume I've peaked.

I do love my smart watch. Motorola Watch Fit. www.motorola.com/gb/en/p/moto...

Any questions?

General Chang: “Tickle us, do we not laugh prick us, do we not bleed and wrong us, shall we not revenge?”

Exciting news. I've created a special exclusive club. All you have to do to join is insult me, harass me, bully me or send me spam. Once you apply for membership, I will press this little button to approve you to join the Dickheads, Wankers and Jerks Society. Sadly no t-shirts available.

I just dropped a heavy box of berries on my foot.... now I cranberry walk

Perks of being my friend. You will be the normal one. ROFL.

I wouldn't know.

But of course, Android is the better OS. 9to5google.com/2025/10/30/g...

Double dare you lol.

Happy Halloween

Tooth Ferry LOL

Chinese takeout: £25. Getting home and finding out part of your order is missing: riceless.

Got a new model to add to my fleet of starships. USS Aventine NCC-82602

New story arc coming to my Orzal Dax account. Dax and his fiancée travel to Trill to visit the ancient ruined city of Furrez. Link to the account in my profile. #BlueskyTrek #StarTrek