Mrs. Green Apple both first and last in today’s Kohaku, who did they sleep with? #kohaku www.nhk.or.jp/kouhaku/arti...

When I buy too many cheap clothes I get the…

Walking home from work, listening to the Brazilian pussy predator song on repeat

I think I want to go to the Expo two more times before it ends, but I also definitely want to go to USJ Halloeeen to see the new Pokemon and Hamikuma shows, maybe twice? I need more days off.

I watched just a little bit of Chiikawa, and it’s mostly boring, but I really like this big fluffy traumatized monster???

A giant anteater finally moved in near me (at Kobe Animal Kingdom). I’m gonna go look at that fluffy butt so often.

I passed the snack audit

The Hot Honey Oriental Mango Frappuccino at Starbucks now is goooooooood. Mouth-burning throat-searing good. FYI: If you order it, the staff will probably try to stop you.

Yesterday I watched a sea lion balance a ball on its nose and it made me feel like I was participating in an ancient ritual

They drink

Will sell this photo to a Japanfluencer for the right price

The China pavilion is fucking awesome???

Goddammit, I have a favorite Italian brainrot animal.

The ending of Echoes of Wisdom is bullshit

I couldn’t be a professional translator, because I would totally translate the Kojiki as “The Old Stuff Book” and just leave it like that

They should make a Reedle lotion spray that just fucken drives a billion needles into your face at high speed

I want this one! Fat, pale Myaku-Myaku

BEHOLD THE SACRIFICE OF MY BROTHERS

Maroon 5 #boybandpirates

Aarrrashi #boybandpirates en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arashi

Night nutria

They should have made fake woolly mammoths instead of fake dire wolves. At least then we would have fluffy elephants.

Why does Ruby-chan squinch up her face and shudder when she says “a-na-ta”? That gives me the ick

I went to the Expo test run today and I just want to express my appreciation to the guy working at Toyoshimake who was shouting “Come and getcha wahhhhh-gyu Philly cheesesteaks” in a thick Southern American accent, I hope you have a great Bampaku

A found-footage horror movie about the Fish Doorbell

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I thought the deer would try to eat my hippo but actually most of them were scared of it

Got a great lion butthole shot today

I’m never wearing long sleeves and ruffles again, lest I give someone the wrong idea

My bathroom smells like smoke because there was a fire near my house this morning and the smell came through the vent in the ceiling

This is very cute but there’s no reason for a coypu to be this friendly 😱 Don’t feed wildlife

There’s an Ikea pop-up store next week. Should I get the shark?

Found Nama Yukimi Daifuku and immediately bought 10 packs, I learned my lesson last year

Reading the Genius page for “Not Like Us” makes me feel like I’m trying to learn the entire Marvel extended universe from scratch

Are we just watching a bunch of people go crazy live on TV? Is this a Stanley Kubrick movie?

Myaku-Myaku went to New York?? I feel bad for the person who had to sit next to him on the cross-Pacific flight

Today’s Washington Post crossword is great. Nice job, Zhouqin Burnikel.

I love videos of ptarmigans saying awebo. I want to meet one

How is the guy who became vice president 35 years ago younger than the guy who’s becoming president now

The once-every-4-years tradition of watching C-span’s Youtube feed at 1:30am

I bought this without properly reading the label, thinking it was the green tea I used to buy a while back. It’s been a while since I’ve been jumpscared by a drink. It’s very salty.

I thought everyone was supposed to have gone to Mastodon, wtf is this