What a loopy prick

No Walsh is crazy (although I do love Ponga)

Dan Thomas has been heroic

Held up 3ft over the line Brace: “short” Oh, and yellow card.

The Stormers will win. It’s not fair to give them Andrew Brace as well.

Went up to watch Glasgow Warriors about 14 years ago and they were dogshit. I miss those days.

I’ve voted for Cymru, but I just can’t shake this horrible feeling that I share my country with a bunch of self-serving retards, and so will wake up to a Reform controlled Senedd tomorrow. Sincerely hope I’m wrong.

Don’t think I’ve ever watched a 15 who read the game better from a defensive perspective than Halfpenny.

Ben Whitehouse as TMO combined with French directors in charge of replays

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Gerwyn Price. What a twat.

Under 1000 days left in the Trump regime. We're getting there.

The US government is a terrorist organization and must be overthrown so democracy may return one day 🇺🇸

Having to work from home to wait for an AO delivery. Was told that appointment slot is 1000-1400 but that this would be narrowed down this morning. Just been informed the more specific appointment is 0930-1400 Fuck you AO

Much like how some don’t believe the moon landings happened or that the earth is flat, I refuse to believe that Americans are real.

Middle child doing a rugby camp at Bath today. Charteris wandered past the car. I’d forgotten just how tall he is. Reckon he could still do a job for us.

Funny that Bristol didn’t object when it received government subsidies. Hope there’s been an award for costs as well. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

URC: We have the worst, most corrupt refereeing of any sport. NRL:

The middle child had 5 friends stay over last night. Six 12 year olds. They went to sleep at 0300 and woke up at 0630.

I lived just outside Houston back in the early 00s. I didn’t think they could actually make the airport worse.

Folk that let their dogs shit on rugby pitches should be forced to eat a bowl of it.

Was excited when I heard about this, and then I saw the logo. Why are the Scarlets bringing their food to the capital? If I want to eat a baby I know to head west.

It must be such a dirty feeling to support England but still come second

Put Trump’s criticism of Starmer and other democratic leaders against his consistent syrupy praise for authoritarian, brutal leaders. Starmer is in good company. Just remind yourself how Trump praises authoritarian antidemocratic leaders in this thread. It’s an eye opener 🧵 1/

Italy

Can’t quite place Kyle Steyn’s accent. Kilmarnock?

I imagine Sean Edwards will take that well. I’d hate to be the next team facing France…

You know it’s Scotland’s day when Dupont drops a bollock

Scotland and Ireland bemoaning how poorly they played as if Wales had nothing to do with that. It’s like the first Gatland era all over again (just without the winning)

If you’d told me at the beginning that Ireland would be opting for the points on 76 minutes with a penalty 10 yards out. Well I’d have told you to fuck off

Every single player whining in the ref’s ear at every break in play, from the team that brought you “respect the kicker”.

Gibson-Park has single handedly won this for Ireland

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We’re shit, but by fuck Dickson’s a cunt of a ref.

I miss Mike ‘Mickey Two Steps’ Phillips

Why can’t cholesterol just hurry up and do its job?

Not entirely convinced the Prince of Darkness would have wanted an ex Take That member fronting his tribute performance at the Brits

Someone buy Grady a can of Griptec for his birthday

If not in 1999, then straight after this match is when we should have fucked off and joined the English league

I’d wager they weren’t brave enough to venture to Lisvane or Rhiwbina, or any other north Cardiff ghetto for that matter. Man, I’ve seen some things walking around those hellholes late at night.

I miss the days where winning in Dublin was a foregone conclusion as opposed to rugby’s will o’ the wisp.

Stade Pierre-Mauroy makes you appreciate just how good the Millennium Stadium is. 50k passionate French rugby fans and it sounds half empty.

Never forget, Rhys Carre isn’t international quality 😒

Can’t wait to play Ireland

Best friend’s brother was headhunted by Musk early in the Tesla years. Musk noticed someone wasn’t working at their desk: “Where’s Mark”? “Oh, his wife’s giving birth” “Ok”. 4 hours later Musk came back and asked “where’s Mark”? He couldn’t fathom that work didn’t supersede time with family

Deian Gwyn saying “drycha” before every answer in his interview with S4C has to be a piss take.