I had a lovely time talking with my good pal 🥰 please go give it a listen!

Once again it is Schlockmasters Schluesday and the Eureka Investigative Urban Fantasy episode is out now! On this one me and my friend, narrative designer @hexnoblesse.bsky.social , talking a lot about ttrpgs, mysteries, and how people play them.

Hail to the Chimp was developed by Wideload and published by Gamecock

you think podcasting is easy? i’d like to see you have two ideas a week buddy

The best part of bad highly collaborative art like movies is that you get people of wildly varying competency so you get to see talent individuals making interesting creative choices get dragged down as the ship piloted and crewed by buffoons steers directly into an iceberg

Happy Halloween! In commemoration of the season me and ttrpg designer Rathayibacter Toxicus watched the goofy ass d&d themed slash flick Knight Chills. Our podcast and the movie itself are good time if you're in the mood for a goofy horror movie this halloween.

It's another Schlockmasters Schluesday and we got a new ep out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talked about the 2001 no budget dnd themed slasher movie, Knight Chills.

It's another Schlockmasters Schluesday and we got a new ep out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talked about the 2001 no budget dnd themed slasher movie, Knight Chills.

Next time on Schlockmasters for our halloween episode @rathayibacter.itch.io is back on to talk about the absolute no budget and extremely midwestern "dungeons and dragons" themed 2001 slasher movie Knight Chills. Ep out this tuesday.

movies used to look like this

movies used to look like this

movies used to look like this

movies used to look like this

stealing this bit from tumblr and just gonna start posting screencaps from dumbass schlockmasters movies and saying "movies used to look like this"

Listen to my podcast episode about Disaster Arms Impact Project BAHN

In order of importance: 1. Buy indie games 2. Review the indie games you've bought 3. Tell you friends about indie games you've played 4. Repost indie game posts on your feed 5. Follow indie devs on the socials Most of these are free, but the most important one is to 👏 give 👏 indies 👏 money

New Schlockmasters episode out! We're talking about really cool new indie Game Disaster Arms: Impact Project B.A.H.N. and even got to do interview with the dev @pd-cgt.bsky.social. Also Azi gets put on fraud watch.

New Schlockmasters episode out! We're talking about really cool new indie Game Disaster Arms: Impact Project B.A.H.N. and even got to do interview with the dev @pd-cgt.bsky.social. Also Azi gets put on fraud watch.

Thank you Akane Banashi for this panel which will surely be a very useful reaction image in the coming months

TOTAL FEELPLUS SWEEP

i havent made this mistake in out loud yet but a wire has gotten crossed in my brain and ive started wanting to say "Disaster Arms: Day of Crisis"

While I'm finishing up the edit for the Disaster Arms ep I went ahead and put the interview segment on patreon by itself. If you just can't wait a few days for some hot exclusive Disaster Arms scoops you can get some for just one dollar

Please tune into this for the reverse 'a toothpick changes everything'

Next tuesday we're covering excellent and brand new indie run and gun platformer, Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N. If you like stylish retro games, heartfelt stories in cyberpunk nightmare worlds, and catfish in robot suits you should tune in @ schlockmasters.com

next week we discuss him...

next week we discuss him...

You get to see me toot my horn and become a proven fraud in the same video Meet me on the leader boards tho

DISASTER ARMS IS OUT 30 BOSSES 2 ARMS 1 SOLDIER 0 TURNING BACK

It's Geverel day! Go buy disaster arms

Next SCHLOCKMASTERs episode is gonna on Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N an extremely cool jump shoot man games, probably one of my favorite games this year, which we were luck enough to get to play early. The game is out tomorrow so go buy it.

hijacking this from tumblr

Today on SCHLOCKMASTERS we talk about The D Train, the movie where you get to see jack black have gay sex with james marsden. there's also a diversion where azi is bafflingly wrong about alison brie. full ep @ schlockmasters.com/episode-007-...

hey did you know theres a jack black movie where he and james marsden have on screen gay sex? well there is and we're gonna talk about it on the next episode of schlockmasters. ep out tomorrow @ schlockmasters.com and your usual podcatchers

big news for sickos, Deathstalker, the obscure and not very good 1980s fantasy film series is getting a reboot in current year by Steven Kostanski of PG: Psycho Goreman and Franky Freako fame for some goddamn reason

In case you haven't heard. We've started our first pateron sub goal. If we can get $50 a month we will start doing multi episode "units" starting by covering the 3 live action Dragon Ball movies. So if the prospect of podcasts about live action Gokus is enticing, go toss me a dollar.

New Episode! Do you like giant robot cartoons? Are you interested in the history of korean animation? Do you wanna hear my co host get swerved on in real time? Well then you should listen to this podcast.

lmao forgot the actual release date. Demian episode gonna be out this tueasday september 16th

watch to the very end to learn that this might a 1v1 podcast

Next episode is going to be the extremely obscure south korean mecha animated short film, DEMIAN, from 2009. This one a real quick watch, but might require a little bit of digging to find, so i'll post links to where you can find it in a reply.

its fucked up being one of the world foremost experts on some shit that no one has cared about ever

letterboxd is so silly “yes, i think Mr. Thank You (1936), the movie about a cynical but kind hearted bus driver in rural japan, is better than Mission Impossible 3 (2006), but not as good as Junior (1994)” unserious

who do i bill for the pain of hearing the word "Pop-batant" repeatedly

New Ep out! Not doing a movie this time instead me and @rathayibacter.itch.io took a look at a table top role playing game, 2006's Don't Rest Your Head, by Fred Hicks of Evil Hat Productions. Give it a listen if you wanna hear about indie TTRPG history and existential unreal nightmare worlds.

BTW also got some stuff going on over on the patreon. Just put up an interview with @rathayibacter.itch.io about their nightmarishly maximalist satirical war Funko Pop based war game, IMMORTAL Pop!bat 2: funK.O. (Definitive Edition)

if ur timeline doesnt look like this u arent following the right people

podcasting is just a very long process of slowly revealing to world everything that's wrong with you

BTW also got some stuff going on over on the patreon. Just put up an interview with @rathayibacter.itch.io about their nightmarishly maximalist satirical war Funko Pop based war game, IMMORTAL Pop!bat 2: funK.O. (Definitive Edition)

oh fuck

New Ep out! Not doing a movie this time instead me and @rathayibacter.itch.io took a look at a table top role playing game, 2006's Don't Rest Your Head, by Fred Hicks of Evil Hat Productions. Give it a listen if you wanna hear about indie TTRPG history and existential unreal nightmare worlds.

NEXT WEEK we're branching out from movies and are gonna be covering a table top role playing game. I'm gonna be joined @rathayibacter.itch.io and we're gonna be talking the 2006 surreal urban fantasy game Don't Rest Your Head by Fred Hicks.