My favorite Charlie Kirk quote was when he said “mo’ money, mo’ problemz, can I get a hallelujah y’all?” 🙏🇺🇸🫡

With all these pedophiles running around, you’d think there would at least be some kind of law against it

I’ll release the Epstein files if @barackobama.bsky.social lets me hit it, Michelle can join in or watch idc

I know you’re all worried I’m hiding the Epstein list cause he and Trump were ALLEGEDLY best friends, but if you would all just look at this red dot here, this will all be explained very soon 😎 *FLASH* -and as I was saying, THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE!!

Man I really didn’t think I was lactose intolerant but the diarrhea stain in my undies is making a really convincing case

What LIBERALS seem to forget about QATAR gifting TRUMP a LUXURY JET is that it feels fucking AMAZING to join the MILE HIGH CLUB on a king size bed with EXTRA PILLOWS!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #MyPresidentFucks 🫡

i see u mfs liking and unliking my posts, i’m keeping tabs on ur ass

Along with the President’s order to reopen Alcatraz, the DoJ is hereby announcing we’re going to be restoring Angola prison back to its former glory: a slave plantation!

hi its me real pam bondi asking for a friend. where is elsalvador is it like eldorado but instead of gold its all made of bitcoin, help me find it @elsalvador.bsky.social

LISTEN UP LIBERALS!!! This isn’t government overreach, we are protecting our NATIONAL SECURITY!!! That’s why as of today we are also giving out FREE TESLAS to anyone who burns down their competitors dealerships!! 🎉 🚙 🔥 🇺🇸

RIP to a real one 🙏

need me a girl with a pair of real Harvey Milkers

Seems like the LIBERAL FAKE MEDIA has decided to call me FAKE NEWS!!! We will NOT tolerate this nonsense!! @moderation.bsky.app you need to fix your g-ddamn website or I’m going back to Twi- I mean X 😡

So lovely to see such a patriotic display at the #superbowl this year!!! AMERICA IS BACK BABY!!! 🫡🇺🇸

If loving Turkey too much is a crime, then arrest me too! Eric Adams is innocent, and we’ll be sure to send him some Turkish delights while he’s in awaiting trial in prison! #FreeEricAdams ✊

For every new follower I get I will send @realpambondi.bsky.social your complaints, trust me, I will be the AG to get the job done!!!

Wait I wasn’t confirmed yet?? Let’s gooo bay-beeee 😎😎😎

Operation “no more Taco Tuesday” has been postponed until further notice because it turns out I’m actually a huge fan of tacos 🇲🇽🌮🪇 Looking into possibly opening up a Taco Bell franchise in my office!

Great news America!!! It turns out the Justice Department DOES have a cafeteria!!! The bad news? On Tuesdays they have what Mexicans call “Taco Tuesday” 🇲🇽🌮 As AG, I will make sure we have AMERICAN food only at the DOJ cafeteria!!! 🫡🇺🇸 More to come, stay tuned!!

Does anyone know the wifi password for the FBI building? Asking for a friend

How the fuck is @realpambondi.bsky.social getting more followers than me and that bitch hasn’t posted since november

The haters will say it’s fake!!! I am RIDIN’ with BIDEN until the day I die!!!!!! 🇺🇸🫡👴🏻

Anyone know any good bars in DC? Friend of mine bombed their job interview today, wanna take them out of a good time 🍻

Everyone go unfollow @realpambondi.bsky.social they’re a FAKE 🚫 account spreading FAKE 🚫 news, follow ME to get your real AMERICAN 🇺🇸PATRIOT 🫡 news. May Allah bless the United States of America inshallah 🙏

Spoken like a true hero!!! 🇺🇸🫡

See, this is why I get mad when people accuse Matt Gaetz of being a pedophile!! How can you be attracted to underage minors if you think everyone in their 30s is an underage minor???

It is shameful how quickly the GOP gave in to the woke mob demands and asked Gaetz to step down as AG!! You’re telling me it’s illegal to have sex with kids now?? Says who, the government??? The same ones who said we need to vax our kids????? Yeah, no thanks, I’m fucking those kids.

Proud to represent the MAGA community in this liberal-infested website! 🇺🇸 We are the real oppressed minorities!!! 💪