All i can think about when the #Bengals wear their white out jerseys. . "Who dey?" Well, dey legendary mid 90s Las Vegas entertainers Siegfried and Roy, of course!

Russell Vought's mom took a lot of Tylenol when she was pregnant

Fuck Charlie Kirk, and fuck you if you're sad about him dying. He was a cult leader. The best cult leader is a dead cult leader.

If it takes you a month to plan your #nokings protest, it's not a protest, it's a pep rally. Liberals in this country are a fucking joke.

Kindly asking #MNUFC fans to stop being such whiny bitches after every loss, blaming the refs. If you need the other team to get players sent off on ticky tack red cards, your team sucks and you don't deserve to see them win. If you can't beat fucking Austin at home in a semi final your club sucks.

It's cute how Justin Jefferson wore one chain for every catch he got this game. #vikings #snf

The #Carolina Panthers firing a guy for not being sad about that piece of shit #CharlieKirk dying, then going out and being absolute ass on the field is very, very funny. What a disgrace of a franchise.

My take away from this #Bears #Lions game is that the #Packers are really, really good, the #Vikings are pretty mediocre, and the Bears absolutely suck.

Of course the NFL is holding a moment of silence for Charlie fucking #Kirk. He is the billionaire class's chief propaganda officer. It's fucking disgusting how much they're blowing him in death. Fuck the #cowboys for that, no wonder you suck so much. #rotinhellkirk

#Bama being this good makes college football stupid. Because these #Alabama rednecks' grandpappies bred a bunch slaves 200 years ago, they're really good at football in the 2000s and nothing else. Is it too late to let the SEC win the civil war and have them form their own shitty country?

Ok but how fucking unbelievably stupid is Jalen Carter. @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social fans, i knew your franchise was trash, but holy shit. How bad is CTE with these people??

Hey jakezivin.bsky.social, it's pronounced "Pereyra" (just how it looks). Perrea, what you're saying, means to dance like you're fucking someone like a dog. Your job is to just say names - the least you could do is spend some time looking up how to say them before you go on air.

Hahahaha oh my god what a pathetic showing from Italian teams today. Absolutely embarrassing red cards too. #atalanta #toloi #acmilan #championsleague

Theo Hernandez is such a cunt, get off the fucking pitch.

Literally didn't know what tragedy Cam Jordan was talking about because we have so fucking many in this country.

Every year I forget just how fucking annoying this pregame shit is. A billionaire who inherited her money dying isn't worth a moment of silence. Enough with the fucking songs.

God I feel bad for people who love Raisin' Canes. It's the most mediocre shit people go crazy for. Like my god, how much are they missing out on in life if that's what they consider to be special.

Fuck this #Zionist crying for peace in Israel but not for #Palestine. You aren't good people, stop pretending like you are because you pray to Gods you made up. #inauguration