how the Patriots are tackling tonight

I typically do this with a golf ball and a pitching wedge

He put the field into field goal attempt here

who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there

this is one of the most college football photos I’ve ever seen

More football needs to be played in the snow

Big 12: love my teammates god is good! SEC: keep grindin Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food

Watching the huge rivalry game with major conference championship implications where a team on the fringes of bowl eligibility has the chance to play spoiler. SMU driving here early in the 4th.

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Lane, I just want to let you know that Amherst Massachusetts is lovely in the autumn.

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

Do this for any shithead alums they brag on, too. My husband did this with MSU when they changed the computer science school to the Gianforte School of Computing after noted libertarian shithead and candidate who literally assaulted a reporter, Gov. Greg Gianforte. Never gotten another call again

Cats In The Cradle is a song that should not be played in the grocery store

It’s almost time for Chiefs Cowboys.

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December

We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked

turkey pardoned by trump rearrested for drunk driving and gun possession

i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float

or....

WE GOT HIM!!!

Damn. I need this when I’m on the ice for my son’s team.

One popular Thanksgiving tradition is making a wish while breaking the fulcrum of the turkey, more commonly known as the wishbone. 🧵⬇️ (NOT HIM)

RIP to your mom

if you did this 200 years ago they’d drown you in a lake

The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.

You’ll be visited by three spirits The three spirits:

lmao

No more nice screenshots when Dick Fitts hits 69 pitches 😢

Viola Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa race massacre, has died. She was 111. "I have lived through the massacre every day. Our country may forget this history, but I cannot," she told Congress in 2021. Geoff Bennett has more.

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Today’s xkcd made me cry. In a good way. xkcd.com/3172/

#Comics #Bluey #MST3k

X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand. The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.

This is the story of a girl Who cried a river and drowned the whole world

Go to sleep. Now. Do not read further. Turn off your phone. Throw it in the bay. Abandon modernity. Whatever it takes, Do. Not. Look.

this song whips ass

Share this one far and wide, and if I can make it up there this weekend, I will. (Bedford, NH)

STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed (Look, I was rather jet lagged at this point)

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

“In America, we’re supposed to welcome the stranger, not hunt them,” ... He urged MAGA followers to turn off Fox News and realize they’re being lied to." “Veterans have done our part for democracy,” he concluded. “We should be at home watching sports and taking naps, not fighting fascism.”

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It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time