Would you rather work at fazbears night shift or Arkham asylum nightshift?

Thinking about that time I went out to eat for my little brother’s birthday and every single table in the restaurant had a birthday and it was like this nightmarish loop where the same birthday song and group of people were constantly replaying from table to table

“if you can't see the potential for beauty in Monsterhearts, Champions, Maze Rats and any three random indie offerings from itch.io all at the same time, you have yet to progress past your puritan derangement and ought to reconsider your entire life” - Banger quote from a friend of mine.

Watching Minecraft ARG content "DIM CARCOSA? YOUR ASS IS GONNA CHECK OUT MY SICK BUILDS, I SPENT HOURS ON THIS"

I have been saying I should do more self promo so check out TIDES I made it for a game jam,but I feel like it turned out pretty good, it was an experiment in making my own version of the sorts of diceless TTRPGs I enjoy.Feel free to give me feedback in the comments! fluffytheterrible6.itch.io/tides

Had an idea a while ago for a superhero TTRPG that has rotating player and gm roles to simulate writer switches and the way sometimes a character's feel or the tone of a charecter switches due to the shift in writer.

It’s wild how disprovable my paranoia that everyone secretly dislikes me is. People go out of their way to invite me to stuff and that same day I’m scared they just feel obligated to have me around. Like damn it’s almost as if I’m an overall positive impact on people rather than a burden. Crazy

Exalted is a fun game because all my group made characters and I’m the only one who can’t read, but the fact I can’t read actually makes sense

Guy who's body came back as a weird horrifying monster but the soul of the guy is still mostly sane and can show up and monologue at people. Either as a "Limb to be smug" or a "Puppeteer you can't directly punch in the face"

Got into an Exalted Abyssal Game 🖤 Its time to get up to Edgelord shit(I have a scythe made out of wretched souls and human flesh)

when you're doing princess play with a trad system while running an OSR module remember that rules elide for as long as the system matters and only when your players are in a fiction first actor stance

Hypothetical type of guy: guy who refers to his single color mtg decks by the Kingdoms of Eldraine instead of saying “Mono-Blue” he says “Vantress”

Contemplating what sort of magical object I would be if I was an ominous magical object I might actually be a pistol? Either that or a ring

Hypothetical type of guy: dnd guy who forgotten realms faction assigns fictional characters instead of alignment assigning “I could see them being Black Network” “I dunno they seem kinda Harper coded” Is this anything?

being a stanch gamist in ttrpgs is really funny bc like 90% of ttrpg media is written like they think gamists are subhuman

Happy Trans Visibility Week You Are Being Observed.

Hound of tindalos puppygirl that just sorta appears out of nowhere and takes you on dates to historical locations

Weird Question but Have any of y'all done anything funny with Play On Words in the demon the descent TTRPG? Its such a funny power but I am curious what all people have actually used it for.

Chuubo’s Marvelous Wish Granting engine brainrot is real Anytime I see someone write E2 I don’t think “episode two”, I think “lord entropy the second, king of the evil world!?! Omg hiiiii”

Had a bone shattering playlist transition today Barbie as The Princess and The Pauper - How Can I Refuse into Churgney Gurgney-I Miss The Quiet (feat. Marley "Brokeback" "duccly" Jauz)

Adding a bunch of nonbinary characters to a story I am writing because the gay fanfiction problem drives me insane and the easiest solution is just to make everyone have different pronouns.

the Sadist Star. #digitalart #oc #ocsky

As a ttrpg developer I constantly strive to emulate people with way larger budgets than me in the shape and presentation of what I am doing. I sometimes ponder if my efforts are for naught.

#TTRPGPrompt #ttrpg The players are all under curses (shapeshifts involuntarily during a moon phase, cannot speak outside some specific style, cannot be perceived by non "virgins" etc.) who are part of a support group This can be a slice of life game, a revenge mission or something else entirely

When you're writing a tabletop roleplaying game, the mechanics should evoke the atmosphere you want in your story. A simple example: we're writing a cozy woodland mystery game. What are the combat mechanics like? Well, clearly there aren't any. Combat isn't part of our cozy woodland story. But...

My friends are concerned for me because my relationship with magic the gathering resembles some sort of toxic situationship and anytime I talk about it they can see part of my soul dying. They have unironically recommended I play gacha game instead.

Follow-up: Saying something “isn’t a ttrpg”, when the person who made it considers it a ttrpg and considers themselves in conversation is in fact Odd. Same with saying someone isn’t a game designer unless they have done X or unless they design in a certain way. I’m tired of these conversations.

I feel like some people get very morally judgmental about how other people engage with ttrpgs. Both in the way they play or the way they design them. Like, I have seen so much… how to put it, medium policing on the design side. People saying “this game shouldn’t be made” or “you shouldn’t play”

As a TTRPG designer, you have to believe you are a better TTRPG designer than your audience, or your TTRPGs will suck. None of this "oh but you can change the rules if you know better for your group." No, by writing this document you're telling them what the ideal set of rules are for the kind of..

Fun Fact: I am morally and spiritually obligated to play the Rifts ttrpg at some point in my life. A dead man I had never met left me and my middle school friend group hundreds of Palladium books.

Personally, I almost always start with a system and then make up something good to play within that system. This is because I love it when ttrpgs force me to tailor myself to them instead of just being A Ttrpg to play.

Ttrpg fans! Interesting question for y’all Do you tend to come up with a story idea, and then pick a ttrpg fitting for that story idea Or do you pick what ttrpg you are playing with your group, and then come up with a story that fits into that ttrpg.

Imagine trying to smack a bug and there is a little flash and you get flung backwards. Like getting ultrakill parried irl.

Weirdest ttrpg idea I ever had was “white collar crime game in a capes universe” Where you are a bunch of people who have the attitudes of supervillans but are just committing financial fraud and seeing how long you can avoid getting your shit kicked in by superheroes or the the FTC

Ya know it sucks because Paimon is like my fav Goetic demon but now anytime I reference him people are like “that little creature from genshin impact?!?!” He is like… the Sauron classic, the right hand of the devil.

Catch me listening to Sonic.Exe fan songs like an edgy 13 year old. I could have been so powerful if I was more online earlier in my life.

Thinking about Dark Eldar/Craftworld Eldar romance where the Craftworlder is into the Dark because they suck but the Dark Eldar is trying to be a better person for the Craftworlder

Does promoting ttrpgs on bluesky even work? I have tried a couple times now but I very rarely actually leads to engagement.

Ask me about my nobilis ttrpg OCs I’ve got a Strategist, a Deceiver and a Power

Downside: My glasses are broken. Upside: I will soon get cute round glasses.

Thinking about the concept of a "posthuman blight" again. What if there was a zombie virus but the zombie virus is a human guy that turned himself into the virus.

Is it just me or is there an increase of like, biblical themed movies this year or at least an increase in advertising for them. Like the Jesus Horror Movie with Nicholas Cage, and that David animated musical

If like an evil wizard offered to give you an extra limb are you taking that offer? You can only get one extra limb, but you get to decide what it is.

I think the actual problem with the fighter class in dnd is that it is too conceptually broad to non-combat powers for there are two spaces fighters cover(at minimum) The Master Martial Artist The Unlikely Hero These roles are basically mutually exclusive, as leaning into one discounts the other

God my internal regulations and bureaucracy are crazy. There are certain conversations where I find myself unable to contribute at all due to layers of unspoken and self imposed rules.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Oh? Your a couple? Which one of you is an obviously supernatural entity and which one of you is helping the other maintain their cover?

Once again my mind is boggled by how many straight men Geniunely don’t seem to Like Women. Maybe I just hang out with too many girl likers who aren’t straight men so my perception is skewed on (dating girls) but open antipathy towards the ones your attracted to is crazy.

Sometimes you've got to accept that if you don't understand what people are talking about, the conversation isn't for you. Even if someone is kind enough to stop and educate you, you can't reasonably expect to have an opinion worth listening to about a topic you didn't know existed five minutes ago.