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Not a great service day.... -Bartender asked if I wanted a lime with my whiskey on the rocks -Barista put ice in my Nitro cold brew

leaving out a Bible and a copy of Dante's Divine Comedy on the table for the reporter to notice is like the scene in Dodgeball when Ben Stiller pretends to be reading the dictionary and goes "oh, you caught me"

Not even 10 and it's taking all my will power to not have my 3rd espresso of the day

My favorite part of this Epstein email dump is his little "this is confidential" signature block. Same level of legal knowledge as boomers cutting and pasting those copyright statements to their Facebook walls to "prevent Facebook from using their data"

One of them is up for reelection and one isn't, next question Source: The Washington Post search.app/LGK1r

Happy Veteran's Days my guys

Citation standards should no longer ask that you say the date a website was accessed - primarily because it's kind of embarrassing to have to say you looked at a website 3 days before a proposal was due.

Why is a senior official carrying a long rifle walking down a quiet residential street??

This is a nonsensical argument. The problem with the shutdown isn't liquidity, the Treasury is not empty. The problem is a lack of Congressionally approved appropriations to spend the money.

I'm guessing Alex Call did not expect at the beginning of the season that he would end it with a World Series ring

Updating some records our database at work and I have calculated it will take me 1,953 mouse clicks to complete this task

Say what

8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, 8 hours for baseball

Look I intellectually realize this game is awesome but honestly I just want to go to sleep

The fucking absolute worst part of this game going past midnight is now I am seeing commercials for Barstool

Walking Mookie Betts to load the bases so you can face....Freddie Freeman...is insane.

That is a fucking dumb send

That's 3 incredible throws in this game

You have to be fucking kidding me

Yo how the fuck do you have a mound visit before pitching to Shohei fucking Ohtani and then throw him a center cut fastball?!?

Oh please let Trienen be the one to fuck this up

Oh no Wolves, what you do

What in the fuck is this mid-game performance by the Jonas Brothers during the WORLD SERIES

Made the mistake of having a beer with lunch and man if that doesn't taste like I don't want to go back to work

10pm and I'm wearing a Henley and blue jeans while smoking a cigar and watering my lawn. Dad maxing

Guys, guys....it's happening Should the Army bring back the Pentomic Division? share.google/mo5UnepiIT1w...

After Cal Raleigh's home run: "Seattle knows this guy, the rest of the country is about to find out" Ah yes no one outside Seattle knows about the dude who hit 60 home runs this season

In game interview with managers during a (elimination!) playoff game are insane. Rosenthal basically just asked the Jays manager what his plan for the bullpen was the rest of the game and he had to find a polite way to say "the other team is watching this broadcast I'm not fucking telling you that"

Oof

Guys did you know the Constitution says the president is an absolute monarch?

I for one simply think it is not great that both the president and vice president have posted AI videos of the president wearing a crown

Army promotion boards will use AI to 'augment' selection process - Task & Purpose share.google/F5pBddhNkEGr...

Oof down 3-0 and you have to face Ohtani on the mound in LA tomorrow

Totally normal

@polapetite.bsky.social how ya feeling about post season extra innings now?

It's possible I have a problem

Look man I hate the Phillies but the baby blues are maybe the best uniform in baseball

Letting Kershaw struggle through an inning? Ok you're up 2-0, down in this game maybe want to save the bullpen ok. Sending him back out for a second frame is elder abuse

Uh like man do you know who "Antifa" in 1930s Germany were opposing??

Look there is a good chance the Yankees lose tonight and despite Judge hitting 330 with 53 home runs and hitting 500(!!!!) in the playoffs Yankee fans will be like "he sucks, can't win under pressure, trade him for [random flavor of the month]"

This guy set up a tent and had a Molotova Cocktail and the post decided to go with "Man with Tent" in this headline. Yes that's the important thing lead with that

I mean here's the think man maybe you don't know the detail just saw a headline but like.... You were in Congress when this law was passed and you are currently presiding over the House, so like do you just not care if the laws Congress passes actually get enforced?

You fire saled your entire roster what did you want him to do?

So my two baseball playoffs takes: 1) Reds losing but Mets still losing to eliminate themselves is just peak Metsing 2) Cleveland is either team of destiny and wins it all or gets swept by Detroit in the first round

Look I'm not saying I want the government to shut down but if I get furloughed I'm going to watch so much afternoon playoff baseball

Uhhhhh I don't recall the Russian airborne (ok technically air mobile) operation going particularly well Russia is helping prepare China to attack Taiwan, documents suggest www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0... t/