This is literally my world philosophy this is my dude right here

I AM LIKE 90 MINUTES INTO THE GAME WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

When the moid hating foid says something so oidphobic yoid hit hoid with thoid oidpilloid stoid

AND INTRODUCING YOUR GUNDAM FORTNITE COLLAB SKINS

Shrike Team was all cougars until they died horribly and now it's a team for THE BOYZZZZZ

The problem with Siskel and Ebert's movie reviews is that Ebert didn't have a large cartoon mallet to use in case Siskel started going too far in his defenses

SOLID SNAKE: Wait, who are you? GRAY FOX: Just call me "Deepthroat" for now. SOLID SNAKE: Like the Watergate whistleblower? I get it. GRAY FOX: the what

I've actually been in the backrooms for like 4 months but I hate talking about my personal life

Smash Bros ass teaser

SHE'S CRUSHING HIS DICK

Stupid Bluesky app why can't I upload videos from my phone I'm not going back to my computer just to tell everyone I'm NOW WATCHING

I have never seen a Blu-ray case this thick before

Jeremiah Gottwald would work well in the Pokemon world Not as a trainer mind you I would send him out from a Safari Ball

do they ever make movie scenes where a character tries to jump through a window into a building but the glass is too strong and doesn't break so they just bounce off and fall to their death

*spins big slot machine of victory gundam episode ideas* EPISODE START - Uso gets teased by an older woman EPISODE MID - Uso gets kidnapped and the kids have to rescue him EPISODE END - Shrike Team member whose name you don't remember dies "aw man again?"

Do Banjo and Kazooie count as a situationship

Always sucks when you find a genuine passion project from a video game company only to look up the rest of their games and it's all licensed slop

When you guys are replaying OoT did you do the Water Temple first or are you a fucking loser

will saying "your bra strap is showing" to random women on the street get one of them to love me

someone just tried to say that the live action mario movie made their full names mario mario and luigi mario when i know that was actually introduced in the super mario bros super show so i just had to twist their head off and shower myself in their blood

They haven't told you this but every month you're allowed one free punch on a child at your local park. You've got quite a large number there in the tank. Say, why don't you go cash out right this second?

High ranking Detroit gangster shocks anime convention by speaking about onii-chan in fluent moe

Saturn devours the weak

That one friend you know will have their own Wikipedia page but it will start with "Death of"

The first 24 episodes of the Pokemon anime were given fairly direct translations of their episode titles and then someone at 4Kids wrote down "Primeape Goes Bananas" and decided that every episode from then on would be titled like that

kohran li

male gender envy for the kampfer

One CG trailer with no gameplay and they already fucked up the remake He doesn't have the Triforce of Courage yet! Ganondorf inadvertently gives it to him when he tries to take all three for himself!

Kane Parsons has reportedly killed Nicol Amarfi in combat. He was 15 and loved to play the piano.

using ergo in a sentence

It's beautiful

What the hell is this show's problem

Marbet what the fuck

(going on fancy dinner date) hmm the Shaq or Utah Jazz tonight

What the fuck are you two doing

"Haha you're pedo for Uso!" "No you're pedo for Uso!"

sorry you used your indomitable human spirit one too many times so you'll have to lay in bed for a few days and doomscroll to recharge

Went through and did it again but not limited to just main character mobile suits

man bravely puts all 5 of Kira Yamato's Gundams in his grid thing

growing up i thought i assumed bob and jack would be the most common names for people but now i know more guys named walpurgis than i do jack

It's crazy that Wind Waker had 2 major releases on two Nintendo consoles and it's not even a top 3 Zelda game on either system

babos