Kim's still mad at Ian. #EastEnders

Gina's shit-faced in the middle of the day. Please let this be going somewhere. #EastEnders

The soft sitcom writing for Gina, a recovering drug addict with trust issue, Penny, a ruthless former drug dealer with daddy issues, Harry, an addict with PTSD and Vinny, a man who never got his father's approval is remarkably dull. #EastEnders

I knew he'd fink. Such a wuss. #EastEnders

They're so not doing Denise's story right. I feel like this is just a bump in the road to get us to this new other woman plot. #EastEnders

Phil telling Ian he better be prepared for what happens inside. #EastEnders

None of the teens being involved in any serious drama is one of the biggest WTF decisions in this era. Maybe they'll #TheSix Joel together next week. #EastEnders

Wild theory: Zoe falls from the Vic roof. Based solely on soap vibes and Wadey being a hack. #EastEnders

SPOILERS! Joel's mum is neither Roxie nor Ronnie. #EastEnders www.digitalspy.com/soaps/easten...

Sad widdle man blocked me before I could tell him he spelled Twitter wrong. #EastEnders

Another love triangle on the horizon. The other woman will be played by... a stand-up comic? 🫤 #EastEnders www.thesun.co.uk/tv/39756509/...

Still wondering why Zoe (whose "You ain't my muvva!" line is one of the most iconic in show history) has to die but Bea, a pointless sketch show character, lives to see another day. #EastEnders

Today a bubbly Wawa cashier with a rainbow heart sticker on her cheek corrected me when I said "good morning" at 11am. "It's not morning any more." Maybe she was high but it's hard to tell in Florida where it smells like weed everywhere 24/7.

Anyone at all believe Zack and Vicki aren't going to shag again? Anyone care? #EastEnders

It might help us care about Zoe's connection to her kids if they weren't always standing five feet apart. #EastEnders

Show some respect, you ignorant twink. You're speaking to the queen of Walford. #EastEnders

Bullshit. I do not believe that Max Branning can keep his life together for more than a year at a time before it all goes to hell. #EastEnders

Need to start drip-feeding clues in the Panesar stories. What's Priya thinking? Where's Ravi been? Who are Ria's family? A missed call, a snapshot of another woman, a mysterious key, whatever. Intrigue us if you want us to care. #EastEnders

Peter's lady golfer highlights are gone! #EastEnders

I dread seeing Alfie. He's become a caricature of himself and downgraded to supporting. Shane is capable of more than these shtick moments. #EastEnders

Beginning to wonder if Wadey owns stock in a chores app. #EastEnders

They want me to care about a character who's a voice on the tablet? This feels sloppy. #EastEnders

Wild idea: when Penny's baby bomb drops, Gina and Vinny have a wild night of revenge sex but promise will never happen again. But it does. Again and again. Both realize they have feelings but thinks other doesn't. Hijinks ensue. #EastEnders

Shane and Jessie are both taking panto breaks, so are Kat and Alfie losing the Vic? #EastEnders www.radiotimes.com/tv/soaps/eas...

Maybe I'll start doing a Sunday catch-up on #Hollyoaks now that I've dropped Drag Race. Returns of Cindy and James are too good to miss.

Say what you will about #Hollyoaks but stuff happens, most episodes are unmissable and they do it on a smaller budget than the other soaps. youtu.be/cBOhfKLWN4w?... via @YouTube

There have already been three film versions and no one comes close to Sissy Spacek, so I'll pass on this. www.radiotimes.com/tv/fantasy/c...

Read the story. She's just leaving for a panto over Christmas. #EastEnders

BBC is allowing writers to kill off Martin (first legacy baby) and Zoe ("You ain't my muvva!"), so Denise's future is anything but certain. #EastEnders

"According to a release, first-week sales for the critically acclaimed body of work surpassed 134,000 units in the U.S., putting her alongside The Beatles as the only artists to score 10 No. 1s on the Billboard 200 and the U.K. Official Albums Chart." people.com/madonna-notc...

There was a maybe authentic Chihuly chandelier at the restaurant last night. But no one knew for sure. Just a random Marriott in Fort Lauderale.

Harriet Thorpe being Harriet Thorpe on Midsomer Murders S22 E2. Love it. #EastEnders

I done told you. #EastEnders

What I really don’t get is why announce that Zoe’s going to die? Wadey can’t stop tripping over his own d*ck. #EastEnders

Yet another #EastEnders actress loses her job after asking for time off. Wadey needs to go.

Does Zoe’s impending kill off mean Denise survives? 🤞 #eastenders

Rip her to shreds! #EastEnders www.digitalspy.com/soaps/easten...

Well, shit. I was such a big fan of Emergency! when I was little. #GH #Loving www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/r...

Madonna becomes the first US female artist to earn Number 1 albums across five decades, as CONFESSIONS II earns her a 13th UK chart-topping record. www.officialcharts.com/chart-news/m...

Sharon returning from Florida to say she wants to spend more time with Michelle = Linda saying she needs to do more for herself after returning from a months long cruise. #EastEnders

Okay, I've figured it out. Sharon's wacky mood is because she and Michelle got legal weed in Florida. #EastEnders

Sharon is, in fact, not done with the drama or Phil. #EastEnders

Madonna has a new album and our Shazza is back looking fab. Pride month has been extended! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️#EastEnders

Eve looking at Ria's drawing. #EastEnders

Max's lines from months ago getting another spin. #EastEnders

Hope that Ravi gets pulled into the dodgy cars plot because it desperately needs some acting chops. #EastEnders

I think they're trying to turn Priya into Mercedes McQueen, who's unmatched in all of soapdom. I can see our Mercy doing all this nonsense. #EastEnders

This is the first time I've genuinely laughed out loud in ages. #EastEnders

Love that Kim turned her brain on this morning. #EastEnders

Imagine deciding a pregnant actress should spend two days without much clothing and stuffed in the back of a car for a weak Hollyoaks-esque moment. #EastEnders