Just remembered there's no @E20AfterDark podcast this week. #EastEnders

Imaginary conversation in #EastEnders writer's room: -How do we get Vicky and Zack living together? -What if Zack is secretly broke and can't pay his rent? -Then he has to move in to Sharon's with Vicky! -Brilliant! Zack is broke now! What should we have for lunch?

Zack is secretly broke? Um, okay. #EastEnders www.digitalspy.com/soaps/easten...

Still hate Bea and her threadbare nanny stole my life 90s nostalgia plot. #EastEnders

Four not terrible episodes in a row?! WTF is happening? #EastEnders

Really good meet cute for Josh and Oscar. 👏👏👏#EastEnders

Denise and Kim befriending Sandra is the best thing I've seen on this show in this era. Soap opera magic. 👏👏👏 #EastEnders

I'm expecting a major return casting announcement when the big boss is revealed. This plot desperately needs a drama heavy hitter. #EastEnders

Lauren's descent into crime because of her baby's expenses is basically a redo of Ravi's descent being the pressures of Avani's sweet 16 party. #EastEnders

Just terrible. Whose idea was it to cast Fergie as a thin, conventionally pretty woman with great hair and a wildly varying accent? THE LADY | BritBox Official Trailer youtu.be/MFGic50-O-0?...

Three not terrible episodes in a row? What is happening? #EastEnders

Well, where's that guy because Peter sucks. #EastEnders

Why is Denise acting like she'll only see Josh on major holidays? Does she know where Southend is? #EastEnders

Have the writers forgot that Penny way a successful drug dealer in Paris? #EastEnders

Would they really have Bea seduce Will? I feel like we might be headed that way. #EastEnders

Wild theory: when everything goes wrong for Lauren, Peter will be self-righteous and threaten to walk out on her. It's what he always does. #EastEnders

Unpopular opinion: I loooove that Suki has immediately become Penny's worst enemy in a twisted attempt to "protect" Vinny. Mothers-in-law from hell are foundational to good soap opera. #EastEnders

It's weird seeing young people dressed exactly like I did at that age. My hairy sweater was green stripes though. #EastEnders

Mark needs to have a menacing edge *and* romantic chemistry with Lauren for this stolen car plot to work. I'm feeling neither. #EastEnders

Don't English cars have a VIN number that can't be faked and immediately registers as a stolen car when reported? #EastEnders

Unless she's already filmed, Tanya's probably not coming back #EastEnders www.radiotimes.com/tv/drama/tim...

Randomly finding out that a fan account I've never interacted with has blocked me. AITA? #EastEnders

Two not terrible episodes in a row? #EastEnders

Eve continues her Sheena Easton fashion era. 👏👏👏#EastEnders

Okay, Josh is adorable and seems to be a good actor. #EastEnders

It's so weird that Zoe has not confirmed this. #EastEnders

This is a bit OTT, innit? #EastEnders

Wait until Will finds out he has a doppelgänger who filmed Nugget having an episode. #EastEnders

Sorry but where has this Michelle Ryan been all this time? 👏👏👏 #EastEnders

Kathy gave her blessing to Mark and Lauren working together, so you know it's doomed. #EastEnders

There's no way I can believably see Ian and Max being besties by New Year's Day. It must be Ian working an angle against Max. #EastEnders

Wait wait wait. WTF is going on here?! #EastEnders

Drunk Kathy alert! #EastEnders

Can we all collectively forget that Louie was a bully because he's adorable and he makes it obvious that Peter and Lauren are both stupid. #EastEnders

I'm going to try to be nice today because #EastEnders didn't spoil the surprise return and fans loved it that way. So points to Wadey for (finally) reading the room.

S13E3 of #FatherBrown has Maureen Lipman, Julia Swahla, and Alex McQueen with a final twist that's a bit queer. A good episode. #AbFab #Corrie

The smack heard around the world! #EastEnders

Unpopular opinion: Penny, Amy and Oscar are the only Brannings that I can stomach. The rest are whiny drips. I've only been watching since 2023 so Wadey's nostalgia bait plots do nothing for me. #EastEnders

I have to admit I've finally warmed to Julie, but I still wouldn't be surprised if Wadey gave her the Breda McQueen psycho biddie treatment. #EastEnders

Wait wait wait. Phil knows Mark is in trouble with gangsters and he's giving Mark the boxing den to manage? #EastEnders

Priya's belted jacket has had more episodes than Kathy this year. #EastEnders

Mesmerized by the way she tells Priya to shut her gobby face without saying it. #EastEnders

Oh, disregard that last tweet! #EastEnders

Yeah, hilarious but are we ever going to see Oscar do more than leer at and make unwanted advances on men? This side of his bisexuality seems very neutered. #EastEnders

There was a time when I would be eating this up. But the moral code of this plot is bonkers. #EastEnders

Mark is 29? #EastEnders

I would have gone with pig but rat's fine, too. #EastEnders

Oscar really has the magic touch. He's made Elaine bearable again. #EastEnders

Wild theory: Lauren is rushing off to meet Mark in the NYD flash forward not because they're sleeping together but because Mark is law enforcement and Lauren is informing on Max, who is the big boss in THE FIRM™ and has been using the car lot as a cover. #EastEnders

An angel loses its wings every time someone says "the firm." #EastEnders