Calling Lysandre from Pokemon X/Y L-Enron Hubbard is a joke I should’ve made 10 years ago.

Ben Johnson and Dan Campbell are my favorite coaches ever because they’ll just call stupid shit sometimes

Bears are not a Crosby away from that defense being any good. Better off using assets elsewhere.

This Bears defense is like a dozen pieces away from being not terrible.

Aaron Wolf vs EVIL was awesome. #NJPW

Aaron Wolf is an absolute unit holy shit.

Damn I just woke up. Did I miss the Zane Jay match #NJPW

Sammy Guevara looks like a Hot Shots Golf character #AEW

I would probably watch a whole tv show of Caster and Bowens doing that bit #AEW

Apologies for my takes during Collision tonight. I’m going to break my record for most edibles taken in one night (I’m gonna take two 5 mg edibles instead of one I am very brave)

I have nothing smart to say in times like these, but here’s a thought I’ve had for a while: democrats are going to attempt to not get pushed left on this because the weirdo anti-communist block never went away. They just learned to shut up for a bit.

I could use one of those 8 hour long PPVs today #AEW

Kinda mad I let the reviews discourage me from playing Pokemon Z-A because this game kinda rules as long as you’re in the middle of a minor anxiety attack.

Mario Kart World feels more like. Burnout Paradise sequel than a Mario Kart 8 sequel.

NBA 2k should let me remove the 3 point line again. In general I’d love if they bad options to play like it’s 1960.

Mendoza is Conglomerating!?

NFL needs bands like college has in the same way every NBA and NHL team should have an organist instead of a DJ. It’s so much better.

I desperately need every company to do a year in review video like RoH did. This rules. It’s also pretty much the only way I’ll keep up with what’s going on in wrestling.

I haven’t been watching anything except sports and wrestling lately so this morning, I forced myself to watch an episode of TV. Dandadan is really good! If this came out in 2019 I’d have been obsessed.

I haven’t gotten any commercials tonight, just the chime lmao #AEW

Has anyone besides Roderick Strong ever had a whole crowd cheering them on to beat their wife? #AEW

Marina’s face when Orange broke the full Nelson was so fucking funny, I need it in gif form. #AEW

The Backshot Lariat is the funniest name for a finisher ever. #AEWDynamite

Nobody ever ever ever wants to hear they’re just being a grumpy Gus because they need a nap but… yeah.

Pacers just had an all timer baby race.

Toni Storm but I've seen enough of Bandido's cooking videos to know I'd enjoy his party way more. #AEW

I did a lot of writing in 2025 but all of it was news writing and none of it can be shared here without doxxing myself, but I promise I did do a lot of writing. That said, I really gotta force myself to write for fun next year.

I watched a movie. Mad Max Fury Road. No clue what’s happening. This shit rules.

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bitch_e... A good term to keep in mind right now.

It is pretty funny that 2025 has been the best year of my life when it seems like everything else is crumbling. It's a real 'me' thing to happen.

We're at the time of year when it's dark early and everyone's spending too much time inside, and more people are off work due to how workplaces structure PTO, and discourse is always terrible this time of year for this reason, which is why you shouldn't participate.

I’m gonna buy a Switch 2 because I make bad decisions (I want to play Breath of the Wild with better frame rates while laying in my bed and my laptop doesn’t like the emulator)

Someone should tell Okada that he's chopped and unc on Wednesday. #AEW

I know Jake Something is AEW bound because every time he’s mentioned on Reddit, namebunchofnumbers explains that his name is too stupid and he’s actually not a very good wrestler.

No 20 minute promo segments in 2026. We're leaving that behind. 🤼

That drive was more in line with what I expected lol

Bears defense heard me talking shit.

I heard more dudes yell take-a-shitta last night thinking they’re making the funniest joke nobody has ever thought of before. TBH Hoffman Estates crowds are always way worse than when they’re in Chicago proper. Maybe I’m just grouchy because Hoffman Estates is a bitch to get to. #AEW

It was as close to an End Credits kind of promo I’ve ever seen in wrestling. #AEW

However annoying you think Bluesky can be about fantasy booking, nothing is worse than hearing fans in-person mad that their fantasy booking didn’t come true. #AEW

I would totally buy a Bears NFC North champs shirt but all the official ones look like shit.

Make him defend vs Orange Cassidy please

Going back to 2012 and telling fans a stable will have Tomohiro Ishii, Roddy Strong, Kyle O’Reilly, Fire Ant, Mark Briscoe and Dr. Luther in it and they’ll be comedy baby faces #AEW

That was still a great show for me. Though, I’m notoriously easy to please. I totally get anyone frustrated with the main event. I thought every match on the show was fantastic but I’d rather any other world champion. #AEW

I’m fine with MJF winning but I will start turning the show off over talking segments that go longer than 3 minutes. #AEW

There are like 6 people on Zero Hour I first saw live in DPW. That’s pretty fucking cool #AEW

I was chanting Hey-E-W #AEW

This year, the pop tarts should get to cook and eat the winning head coach.

This merch line might run into the start of the PPV lol #AEW

Bulls might be the streakiest team in the league. If they can get hot in March/April, they might surprise some folks. They’re still bad, though.