$7.25 as a produce department employee at the grocery store in 2011. I got moved up to $8.50 after working their 6 months, and then minimum wage here went up to $13. Then I became a journalist, where my full time job paid me $13 an hour for the first 4 years.

Hayter Rave 3 should debut in an Anarchy in the Arena match #AEW

The argument can be made that making 5-6 lbs of Italian Beef on Sunday is considered meal prepping because that’s all I’m eating this week

Hurt Syndicate and The Demand work super well together. The most EWR ass chemistry ever. #AEW

So, I got VIP for Collision next week. I don’t actually know what that entails. Anyone know? #AEW

White House Correspondents Dinner should be a dinner for the top users of the porn website whitehouse

Evil Persephone incoming? #AEW

Next week’s Collision will be a good time for AEW to try new things. They fan see how it plays in Peoria. Haha

It is such a mistake not having B3CCA perform Hot Bod on live TV #AEW

It is crazy that AEW has made 10 man tags something I look forward to instead of something I go to the bathroom during.

That thing Marina just did is something my friend used to do to me and it feels incredible #AEW

I promised I wouldn’t fantasy book but Kairi Hojo and the Motor City Machine Guns gimme gimme gimme #AEW

Brayan “Watch Out” Bello

If Steve Kerr gets fired and the Bulls don't at least kick the tires, I feel like that'd be a mistake.

The world is terrible but I just ran two miles in under a half hour, which I had done on a treadmill before but I did this running outside, like where there's pollen and bugs and shit.

It might be the endorphins of all my deadlines finally being over but that was my favorite episode of Dynamite ever #AEW

Fuuuuuuuck. This is the gnarliest spot I’ve see in a long time. #AEW

Psycho Driller to the floor because GCW is apparently too soft for me these days #AEW

Ciampa getting bloody as hell on free TV is why I love AEW

Shida is moving a step or three quicker than usual. If she’s back to her old self, that’s a huge deal. #AEW

They should have Lio Rush do a sit down interview with Jim Ross #AEW

Every wrestling I've ever liked is a piece of shit. Pretty fun!

Somehow made the decision to watch the Cubs then the White Sox and that ended up being the better view over the NBA playoffs. Imagine: White Sox baseball is more entertaining than a playoff game.

Nico Hoerner is having a reverse contract year. He got paid and started hitting crazy.

I wish I lived in a town big enough to have a slow pitch softball league

If you don’t have a notebook full of ideas for what the Onion should do with Infowars you aren’t a normal person.

put an anarchist in charge of your newspaper and I swear to god you'll start winning awards

Juicy Finau? The golfer? 🤼

Backslide Girls absolutely took me out. This shit rules #GCW 🤼

If I’m a big wrestling company, I’m stealing Spider Nate Webb for an entrance into the rumble or casino gauntlet 🤼

If AEW does try to replace Mania next year with a big stadium show, do it in Toronto so half the wrestlers don’t have visa issues. Seriously, the Collective is a bummer because of so many wrestlers missing. No fault of their own, but frustrating.

When does someone decide to give Mason Madden a main event push? He’s so god damn strong that he’s the perfect base for smaller wrestlers. He is genuinely the strongest wrestler I have ever seen 🤼

Maple Leaf Pro last night was incredible. Just some great wrestling. The women’s 4 way was my match of the night, I think. Grisham/Hechicero was also good.

How am I supposed to sleep after that incredible match? 🤼

I wonder if Bill Alfonso ever paid Missy Hyatt that money back from the time they were on People’s Court 🤼

2 TUFF TONY!? I mained him on Backyard Wrestling 🤼

THE ECW ZOMBIE!?!? 🤼

I’ve never seen that woman with Sandman in my life 🤼

Sandman very clearly not drinking. Solidarity. 🤼

KJ Orso is Ricky Starks’ evil twin 🤼

I stayed up past my bed time for Jack Perry in GCW

Atticus Cogar is Adam Cole’s evil twin 🤼

Lmao the ring just broke. GCW is absolutely cursed today 🤼

Stardom American Dream was excellent. I wish I had more time to watch Stardom consistently. 🤼

Athena vs. Rina was 100% worth going out of your way to see. Excellent match. 🤼

Ackshually, Excalibur, it’s not a Donnybrook if it’s only two people #AEW

Big Anne should get a tag partner called Little Anne and they should have a manager called Medium Anne #AEW

Don’t need to speak Japanese to get a good idea what Shida said there lmao #AEW

The only Spanish I know is Mistico’s theme. My nieces get really mad at me for belting out “que se equivoca” because they speak Spanish and my accent is horrendous #AEW

“They used to call him the king!” I kind of love this gimmick for Lio Rush. #AEW