**Fuck winter. I love the cold, I like the snow, but it makes sleeping so fuckin hard.

Grey: "Yeah I'm more than ready to eat." Kemi: "Same here, I was more just waiting on you and Grey, but didn't want to seem like I was rushing."

Blake just nods. "Th-thank you, Mr. Steven." Will nods. "Yeah, thanks. We're quick leaners after all. Anyway, I see you and the old man brought pizza, and it'd be a shame to let an untouched pie go cold, so, how's about it, we all ready to dig in?"

Blake: "Well, being three quarters demon does help with magic, as it would seem." He chuckles before his arm morphs back, and he scratches at the back of his head.

Blake: "Hmm... I can try..." He says as he lifts his hands and focuses, taking a deep breath... and his arm does morph... but it morphs into a black arm, covered in eyes, and mouths with razor sharp teeth. "N-not yet, it would seem."

Will: "So... essentially shadow magic? Blake's actually pretty good at that stuff. I prefer thaumaturgy myself. Ma's great at restoration, and Dad's... well, he's probably the best living blood mage."

Will: "I'm not easy to scare, so, I'll be fine... Blake however... well, he's a bit of a scaredy cat."

Will: "Not ringing any bells at all." Blake: "Never heard that name either, I'm afraid." It seems the boys truly are clueless about Steven and his origins.

Will: "Eh, I'm not the tech savvy one. The most time I spend on the internet is when I'm watching youtube, or listening to it while playing souls-likes."

Will just lets out a chuckle at that. "Well duh. He's half demon, and his best friends are a succubus, a human, and a werewolf, race or species never mattered to him."

Will: "Well, yeah. I got good instincts. I can also see peoples sins, which is a little ability of mine. But, I honestly do not care." He says with a shrug. Blake however finally straightens up. Blake: "Also, Mr. Steven... w-what happened t-to attract you to o-our father? I-if you don't m-mind..."

Will: "Of course we are. Do you know how rare it is for our old man to even get a partner? You're his second ever romantic partner, so it's pretty clear that he trusts and cares about you. Only fair we treat you with at least some of the same care and respect. We know our old man, he's not the type

Kemi just chuckles and leads Steven over to the couch. "Ooh, so shy. Aren't you adorable." She says as she has Steven sit down. Grey also sits next to Steven. After a few minutes, out walks two boys who are borderline identical, the only difference being their hair, and clothes colors.

**LEWDER THING. INTERACT AT YOUR OWN DISGRESSION. Grey is just casually baking... while wearing nothing but a black apron... and he's just blasting metal as he bakes.

"You cannot kill me. I am Omega. You cannot kill me. I am Subhuman. You cannot kill me. I cannot erupt. I am Omega. You cannot kill me. I cannot erupt, I must explode." Grey's just quietly singing Subhuman to himself as he bakes. Which is odd, because he's singing a Metal Song while baking cookies.

"... Y'know... I typically don't like spiders... but there's at least one spider on my 'Bed Breaking Smash' list."

"I still can't believe that my fiance is on good terms with hell's royalty."

As he steps it. "Kemi! Blake! Will! I brought pizza! And my partner, come say hi!" And soon enough from one of the rooms comes a woman with vibrant pink hair, slightly curved horns, and pink eyes. She was a bit on the thicker side, but she had a soft cuteness to her. She was wearing a simple outfit

"Yep. Feeling better now?" He asks with a chuckle as he leads them over to the door... though he has to duck down due to... well, this house being built for a normal sized person.

Grey just hands the nearest gay person a gun. "Go, be gay, do crime."

Hmm... well, as they are a good bean... for now... he will gift the clown a box of cookies... Double Chocolate Chip Mint Cookies.

But what if... not... that?

"Honey, it'll be fine. They won't hate you. I know what'll make them hate you, and you're not doing anything that would. After all, you're not manipulating me, using me for my money, cheating on me, or doing anything that could hurt me, you're fine."

"Ok, Steven, take a few deep breaths, alright?" He says as he grabs the pizza boxes and gets out of the van. "Just breath... after all... not too long from now, they're not just going to be my sons... they'll be yours as well."

"Oh, just a couple basic pies, one just cheese the other is pepperoni. Nothing complex." He says with a casual shrug as he keeps driving. After a few minutes, they stop, grab the pizzas (That Grey pre-ordered by the way), and are back on the road... for another short while, until they pull up to

"True, especially at my age." He chuckles. "Also, Steven, the back of the van has a little couch that folds out into a bed, as well as a minifridge with water and some soda, if you get thirsty. The seats lean back A LOT, so you could easily just slip back there."

"Probably! Blake certainly is." He says as he buckles up, turns on the car, and starts driving, first out of the forest that surrounds Grey's home, than straight onto a road. "I just realized, this is going to be our second road trip as a couple."

"Yeah, I told them. And they were very supportive of me and my love life. Now hop in." He says with a soft chuckle as he hops into the driver seat, opening the passenger door from the driver seat

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"Nope, we're just going to their place. However, we are going to stop at a place to get some pizza and lunch for them. A little family lunch and get-together. Than after that, we're all gonna get some ice cream. I know a good little parlor that'll just blow your socks off."

"Already got it, along with the rest of my winter wear." And as Steven enters the garage, they see Grey in a red t-shirt, a canvas jacket, a purple scarf, black glasses, and, surprisingly, black pants and black sneakers... it's odd seeing him without boots. He's leaning against his van. "Ready?"

"I'll be waiting for you in the garage, hon!" He calls out as he walks to the garage.

"Steven, honey, get yourself ready, because it's time you meet my boys, as well as their mother."

Grey has ended up in hell. Willingly. He's just taking a stroll around the lust ring... after all, it's where his mother's side of the family lives.

"It's not lost on me at all. But, that just means that you can fill in the gaps of my knowledge when the time comes."

"True, however, I don't... really like the gameplay loop of pokemon. Honestly... in terms of RPG's, I don't really like RPG's that kind of... force companions on you, I much prefer being a loner in RPG's. That and than there is the nuance of the typing system, which just... it's too much for me.

"Well, I'm a bit of a fan of RPG's, and I just wanted something simple that I could just turn my brain off for."

He leans on them, Lucy hopping down from Grey's shoulder, and onto Steven's lap, purring contently.

He chuckles as he continues playing his game... and what is it he's playing? He's playing Earthbound.

"Yep~ All mine to seduce and spoil~"

"True~ But I'm all yours~"

He chuckles. "What can I say?~ It runs in my genes~"

"Something naughty?~" He asks with a teasing lilt, kissing Steven's cheek.

"Oh?~ Please enlighten me~ I have a feeling I know what you mean, but I want to hear you say it."

"Yeah... what can I say, I got a heart bigger than myself, got a lot of love to give."

Lucy just purrs... the purring still odd and a tad echoey, but it's cute in it's own way. "Yep, they've been a bit attention hungry. But it's adorable."

Grey just chuckles, and Lucy stretches out, their front paws pressing against Stevens cheek... it seems they want attention as well.

"Thank you honey, now as for any more requests... a quick little kiss?"

"No condiments, thank you. And as for a drink, just some water is fine."

"Provolone and there's a thing in there called Sweet Lebanon, it's my favorite lunch meat."