Sleepy, tired, chunky lump. Time to pump these biceps 💪🏻 🐷

Feeling angry that I let myself get played for the last few years like a chump Feeling grateful that I was right to end things when I did all those years ago I think it’s now time to live a little

Bada bing Baba boom

Your gym needs an obsessive tidy loser like me 🫶🏻🐷

Every day is hump day when you’re a needy greedy bottom

Who could hurt me? (You, you could hurt me. Please.)

NOOT NOOT 🐧

Providing necessary services to all those working from home

Mondays *groaning and creaking*

A faceful

Starts simple and then quickly escalates 🔥🤤

Glitchy

Godly 🔥

Note to self: Buy more thongs

What’s up?

Wet

Wanna join me in here? It’s a tight fit

A heavy late night? All the more reason to start early and sweat it all out 😈🐷 💦

Cheeky classic

Is there anything more humbling than your fella taking a candid picture of you as you sleep. 🗑️🔥

On you go.

When someone sneaks in and stuffs your butt - I’m a very heavy sleeper 😈🤷🏻‍♂️ you could get away with anything.

Monday

🚽

Working hard to build and spread them cheeks

🌭 meat for these buns?

Me and the fella had an unintended audience for my absolute railing 😂🫢

Happy place

If there’s one thing I’m good at…

Typical morning shenanigans

My mate is looking FINE

😴

Humiliating piss from pride 🫣😈

An old pic when I (foolishly) would shave my butt. There’s nothing quite like the connection of taking a hand inside you ♥️

We move

Hungry?

Hard bit done.

Sundays are golden

Motivation at its core. Remember where you started. 💪🏻♥️

My love language to others is acts of service My love language to myself is hardening until I am an unfeeling impenetrable being closed off but enduring

Need to get on a proper meal plan and sort out a proper training routine. Don’t want to continue to look half assed.

Sticky weather

It’s hot, I’m fucked off, I’ve got a two hour dental appointment and I got no fucking sleep But we move

I have done ZERO work other than lip syncing this ALL FUCKING DAY. What a fucking joyous bop!

Tuesday

You + your fave Pokémon

Big hands

Mass Effect (all of them, love a space opera) Parasite Eve (1 & 2) need love! Xmen Legends (and/or) Marvel Alliance

Chest day done Now for a relaxed ‘do nothing’ Sunday