Final OR: 874k. I write this as tears of joy roll down my cheeks. I was fighting for a top 1M finish but never could've dreamed of a top 900k, thanks guys for being part of the journey ♥️ No but for real this season was ass thank God it's over. We go again soon enough.

GW38: 988k, all players start so nice real mins EV win as usual. Been a tough fight against the top 1M barrier, let's see who comes out on top.

One more gameweek left of this season of swallowing

This post contains FAKE NEWS. Can you spot it?

GW37: Isak -> Watkins, Palmer C. OR: 352k. Only two gameweeks of eating shit left.

FH boys tried their best

Oh almost forgot to post, nothing exciting anyway. GW36: FH played, Haaland cap.

Unc still got it

Haaland back on the bench eh

GW35: Estupinan to O'Brien Early team reveal so you can adjust your team accordingly

Great week managed to stay inside top 1M

GW34: JP, Eze, Sarr and Rogers ➡️ Raul, Kluivert, Semenyo and Mbeumo (-4). Hoping for some good cup results so FH36 can cook.

That TC Marmoush is a real jerk

GW33: roll, TC Marmoush, FH36(or 38?) locked in. JP start over Isak for freeish risk. OR: 697k

The bench that was boosted was pretty meh but a great GW overall. First time inside the top 1M this season. Do I dare to dream of making it to top 500k?

GW32: Gabriel to Estupinan, BB active. Early transfer and team reveal because might not be able to be online for the next few hours.

Let me in

GW31: roll

Captaincy advice and darts from one of the FPL managers of all time

Smallest of green arrows on WC. Probably rolling and then use the transfers for BB32.

GW30: WC played, Captain Marmoush. Looking at BB32. GL!

Decent GW. Will be an outrage if I finish outside top 1M because FPL didn't remove Bruno's phantom assist.

GW29: Salah, Watkins and Trent -> Haaland, Kluivert and Gvardiol (3/3 FT). OR: around 1.3M

Happy 13th birthday to my FPL therapy cat Killi

At least Palmer captaincy was funny

GW28: roll to 3 FT, Palmer cap. OR: 1.1M

64 points, 1.2M -> 1.1M. Honest work FC.

GW27: Rogers to Bowen 1/2 FT OR 1.2M Starting JP over Dango a bit of a gamble as Welbeck is at the stadium but I captained Ødegaard last gameweek so this is nothing

Who to bench if Ødegaard has my nudes and have to start him?

I've gone from being known as a hall of famer to being the crazy cat man and I don't mind it

Good week only a 200k red arrow. We go again on Tuesday, this time with Palmer cap.

GW26 Slot -> Glasner (1/2 FT) OR: 1M Captain Ødegaard, obviously

Haven't posted here much because I don't have the motivation to post the same thing in two places. But in short last GW bad, this GW good. Top 1M dream lives.

Fuck Chris Wood

GW24: 2/4 FT used, Raul to Ndiaye earlier in the week and Eze to Dango. AM Slot activated. First bit of luck this season to have the transfers and only 2 Pool players when PL dropped the bomba.

Another red with a team I was very happy with. Reaching the point where I'll deactivate the 2FA in the hopes of getting hacked.

GW23: Rolling to 4 FT. Why change anything when it's going so smoothly. OR: just under 1.5M.

FPL Double and Blank Gameweeks Viz dump + logic explained 🧵

It went down the wire but managed to stay in the 1.3M - 1.5M range for the 7th gameweek in a row 🥳

GW22: rolled to 3 FT, Salah cap. OR around the same it's been for the last 6 gameweeks.

FPL is so easy at this stage of the season, just keep rolling and then buy DCL

70 points, small green and 6th gameweek in a row ranked 1.3M - 1.5M

GW21: roll, Palmer cap I received a message just before the deadline from *content creator name redacted* letting me know JP won't start so I'm starting Rogers. GL!

🥱

GW20: Solanke ➡️ Isak (1/1 FT) Back to protecting my 1.4M rank.

Here are my absolute truth, more accurate than real life graphs

3.28% red arrow. Captain Palmer blanked because the rules of this season state that every close decision must end in a big points swing.

GW19: Mbeumo ➡️ Eze (1/1 FT), Palmer C. Many in my position would just protect rank but I'm built different. OR: 1.38M or something

1.35 % red arrow but darts is on so I'll live.