it might be the fact that my girl can never take all my shit & stay talkin bout how big my shit is, but whenever i get to drinkin i go see bout her brother. that mf a trooper.

saw this thick yt dude at the gas station, knew i had to smash but walked up to me & asked if i had gas. i told him i did but he gone have to come to the crib to get it. 20 mins later i’m getting ass for a 3.5.

i saw a lil shawty one day & fucked her. she text me a few days later & said she wanted some more so i pulled up on my break. turns out her bf got her phone & text me. i’m not gay but shiii i mean, i’m not finna go back to work & not bust a nut.

what spending father’s day with the in-laws look like

what’s the best combo ever? my bf is a cuck & his big bro just use his little bro bf’s holes to get off.

pov: you’re giving someone’s dad a father’s day gift in the public restroom

dad says he’s about to cum in me, guess he’s ready to become a daddy again.

“c’mon over here & let me give you a hug boy.”

i’ve been spending all day with my mom & stepdad celebrating father’s day, by the time i make it to dad’s he’s hungry & ready for his present.

whenever my gf’s little bro come to visit, she knows i walk him out to his uber. truth is though, he hasn’t ordered it yet because he wants to swallow all of his future nieces & nephews.

giving my stepdad the gift of becoming a single father

i don’t give my stepdad presents on father’s day because i’m his present.

my brother & i went to the mall to find something for our dad for father’s day when he got a bit horny. we ducked off into the bathroom for a quickie but we got caught by some random guy. bro was too horny to stop & the dude didn’t even ask, he just shoved his dick in my mouth!

my little bro always talks about how much he hates being around my buddies & i but has literally ditched his own bf to hang with us.

how every father should wake up on father’s day.

i told my stepdad that i didn’t have anything to give him for father’s day. he looked at me & said “well your mom’s leaving for work soon & you have two holes i never explored. what you say?

pov: giving someone’s dad a father’s day gift

waking my stepdad up for father’s day

when your bf cheat on you, you don’t get mad. you just send him the vid of him cheating then a vid of you & his two gym buddies.

when my bf said that he wanted a threesome, i did not expect to be spit roasted by him & his little bro.

my mom thinks that i’m just ‘checking up on our neighbor’ mr fred whenever i go over there. whole time mr fred has better game than guys my age.

how my big bro introduced me to all of his closest buddies.

i never knew why mom always complained about how dad wants dinner as soon as he hits the door. i don’t even cook but he’s still hungry.

when your gf can take the dick but her brother sucks it better

my big bro has always been my stress reliever. wife stressin me? head. job stressin me? head. hoa stressin me? head. game stressing me? head. there’s nothing some good head wouldn’t fix.

my wife loves how much i visit her old man. she thinks i’m spending quality time with him as the son he never had which is far from the truth. truthfully though, there’s nothing like your father in law understanding how much you just need a nap & some head.

call me old fashioned but i can’t let my boy go to bed without knowing how much i love him.

my dad’s ‘favorite chair’ is not his favorite for the same reason mom thinks.

dad knows i prefer him when he’s fresh off of work instead of taking a shower.

no matter how old he gets, it’s a father’s duty to make sure his son is fed.

my boy is such a slut but i secretly love it & he knows. i’ve heard him & his bf going at it all day until the guy left. soon as he was out the door, i was in my boy’s room making more of a mess than what i found him in.

helping my brother out while he takes a nap

when your straight cousin finally lets you see/touch it

my nephew has been obsessed with the avengers for years now to the point where he decided to throw a themed party for his 21st. he came up, a bit tipsy, & said all that work he did for america, what’s america gonna do for him? i took him to his room & let him work out his reparations.

history repeats itself in this family for every generation.

when dad takes me to his best friend’s we usually go to the mancave. dad goes to check on his friends wife while i’m downstairs with the friend.

“since you wanna act like a little bitch, might as well treat you like one too.”

i don’t know when it happened but i’m in a throuple with my bf & his little bro.

when my stepdad found out i was giving his best friend some too, he didn’t get mad. but he did tell me i better be able to take them both.

my stepdad told me that he was going out drinking with a few buddies & since mom had to work tonight that i had to be ready.

my bro in law & i found out some things about each other. i found out he was bi & he found out i fucked around with his dad. turns out i can keep a secret & he wants to breed me.

“since you wanna be gay & shit, it’s about time you start pulling your weight around here. you don’t pay rent, you don’t cook, you don’t clean. i got some things you can do.“

i’m the cook of the house so when i tell my little bro that i’m hungry, he knows exactly what i mean.

no matter how old he gets, i always make sure that my boy is stress free.

been talkin to this thick dick top on grindr for a few days before we decided to meet up. when he sent the address i already knew who it was. i still went to my uncle’s place cause i was genuinely curious.

get you a brother that doesn’t care if you’re on the phone with your ex & makes you remember why you left in the first place.

whenever my stepdad gets back from drinking with his buddies, he comes straight to my room & give me two loads before he goes to their room to ko.

when his mom leaves for work my stepson comes in my room to come cuddle with me.

my roommate’s been through a dry spell since his last breakup. we made a deal, i’d pay more of the bills just to drain him.

father & son bonding