imaging coming home from the gym horny as hell with your wife working the graveyard shit, just to find your stepson watching gay porn? he might not come when you want him, but he’s always on time.

i knew the moment i saw my little girl’s boyfriend that a boy like him was too pretty to be straight. few days later found him on the grindr & led him to the woods for a good stabbin.

i taught my little bro a little too well with my arsenal of tricks. this little fuck found out i let a few of his friends fuck so now he’s extorting me to let him fuck or he tells my gf. joke’s on him tho, we broke up last week. i’m just into it now.

my stepson came out as gay recently. i don’t think there’s anything wrong with that per say but i feel like he’s starting to hit on me. all it took was for me to tell him to come get some if he wanted it. now i have a bitch & a fag when my bitch isn’t around.

dad, fresh out of church, said since mom is inside, we could play outside.

my wife asks what do my brother & i do when we go hunting since we don’t bring anything back. i can’t tell her the full truth. we do hunt but we get sidetracked.

bring your kid to work day, the best day ever in my book. all of my employees dress up their sons & daughters in their best to show off the face to those accomplishments they bragged about. my favorite part though is the few of the employees that know i’m gay send their boys in to get them a raise!

my girl isn’t into anal but do you know who is? her dad.

i hate when my son’s gf leave him with blueballs but i also love it cause that means i get to help him out when i pick him up.

whenever my big bro goes through something, i’m usually the first person he calls. so when he says he needs me, everything & everyone goes on the back burner. boyfriends included.

before dad goes to bed, he might remind me to wake him up in the morning. when i do though, he’s butt ass naked with the covers off & i’m pretty sure his morning wood is hard enough to split a building in half. it’s only been a few times but next time i’m taking it as an invitation.

ever since mom left, dad’s been really calm & peaceful. i don’t know if it’s because she’s no longer leaching off of him or the countless amount of times that i keep his balls empty. probably the second one though since she hasn’t been in years.

dad & i used to play a game called horsey when i was younger. we’d dress up like cowboys & he’ll tell me to saddle up (stuffing him full of cock) & let’s go for a ride. i’m almost 30 & weeks still play that game to this day.

doing housework makes me horny & my wife knows that but she still decides to leave as soon as she sees me doing something. i just pull my cock out & call the next best thing; her son.

whenever our girls are acting out, my wife things her way by talking things out & grounding. but when she tells me that our boy is acting out, i do like my dad did me. send the girls out so when we have our talk, no one can hear him.

after a long irritating day at work, i go straight into my son’s room when i get home. there’s something about a heavy facial from a young stud that keeps me going.

when you thought the guy your bf wanted to tag you with was his best friend or something but it actually turns out to be his dad!

a father has to make sure that his son is capable of performing at his best everyday, so i make sure to drain mine so he won’t have any distractions or become distracting.

asked my son what he wanted for his 20th birthday. his response shocked me. “all the things i heard my friends did to you. todd from the sleepover, brian from high school, trevor from college, jason from down the street, jason from my basketball team, the coach. you’re just a fucking slut dad.”

this may seem weird to most, but after my first true heartbreak, my dad was there for me. not as a regular dad but one that went through extremes to make sure he saw a smile on his son’s face. i aspire to be like him one day.

my dad’s best friend loves to go commando & flash people, i love to sit across from him & i’m pretty sure dad knows this. he just laughs, says just like the old days & continue with whatever they were talking about.

when dad needs to take a break & rehydrate between nuts.

whenever i want to go to my gramps house, my dad have to take me. he tells mom it’s cool when three generations hang together, but he really just wants to tag gramps with me.

i know when my son gets back from drinking with his buddies, he’s full of about 5 different guys loads in him. my son’s just a gay bottom version of me, always horny. by the time he makes it home, he wants more cock & i want a warm wet hole to play in.

mom & dad were out so it was just my little bro & i at home. he invited his best friend & when he got here they went to his room & have been quiet since. something said go check on them so when i did, i wasn’t expecting my little bro to be dicking his friend. shit little bro, scoot over.

“oh hey dad. little bro was just…he said he was hungry…so i gave him something to eat. you hungry too?”

incoming message from big brodie 😈 ‘all of this could’ve been in you fag, but you chose to hang out with your gf.’

my daughter’s gay best friend has had a crush on me for years so it makes since that he would use my divorce to make his move. jokes on him though, i would’ve fucked him right in my ex-marital bed.

found my son’s browser history. being honest, i’m actually surprised behind this discovery. it’s like looking at my own computer with all these daddy x son tags. cock is hard as hell waiting on this boy to get off work.

when i go to visit my sister, her fiancée loves to sneak around. they got drunk as hell one night & after we got her to bed i thought he was out too. right when i was getting ready to get in the shower, he walked in & started acting confused like he normally do when he wants some.

i don’t care how old i get, if my son comes to me with a problem, i’ll try my damnest to help him fix it. except anal. i’ll give him head but i was never into anal.

in this house of guys, first come first serve. if my dad is balls deep in my big brother, i have to sit back & wait if i want some. same rules applies to him. when i sit & wait, he goes harder. when he sits & wait, i like to make direct eye contact.

dad & i always went to the woods to clear our heads so we could be better men as he would say. 20 years, a divorce & 4 kids later, i never missed a trip into those woods with that man.

imagine sharing the person you love with the person who loved you first. anytime my big bro comes around, he gets special treatment from my bf & i.

most kids wait until father’s day or his birthday to do something special. i make mine feel like a king everyday.

i love & respect my stepdad as if he was my actual dad. he’s been there through it all. heartbreaks, sports, graduations, etc, but my confusion phase was my favorite. it made me realize a hole is a hole & i’ll never be horny for long.

my big bro & i might be in different towns with our own families but we always meet up at the same park to remember our youthful days.

imagine going to the same college with your ole lady’s brother. not her but her brother. i mean, he kept quiet about all the pussy i get through the semester but he also requires that i give him some of my jr too.

my wife thinks it’s cute that i go visit the neighbor, make sure that he’s ok & have all that he needs. that man is the only person i met that can keep up with my high sex drive! plus he watches the kids while they play in the yard!

my youngest son never moved out of the house & started doing freaky shit so he wouldn’t have to pay bills. probably because i never treated him differently than he wanted to be when he came out. i always knew it would be him to take care of me at my old age.

waiting at the cabin for my sons for our guys trip

being disrespectful was handled by mom, sneaking out was handled by dad. let’s just say they had different method of teaching, but they never questioned me why i was sneaking out more than i was disrespectful. mom said he was going soft on me but i’m the reason he does to bed with an empty sac!

summers with gramps was always fun af! just me & my cousins learning how to be men, sometimes even a few times a day!

my sister’s boyfriend always say it’s not gay if i don’t nut in him. i don’t really care cause his ass is so good, i’ll nut anywhere he tells me.

i wanted to play the game, my brother wanted to spend time together. you see how this works for me?

planting seed on my fully developed seed.

when my daughter tells me that my grandson has been disrespectful, i told her to drop him off to me. he just need something in his throat. my daughter never knew but her husband is the same way.

nothing better than your oldest knowing when you need to get off. after my morning runs, he’s already waiting on the couch to show his little brother what he’s gonna have to start doing when the older one goes off to college in a few months.

i got my son a fleshlight for when i’m not able to around. i remember how it was for me when i was that age, always horny & always wanting a release. so when he doesn’t have daddy’s hole near him to use, he uses that.

every son has the right to explore his father’s body, to explore what might come of him one day. 18 years of untouched man hole just for this day.