Had to take this photo for the incident report in Swindles records, The engine I was working on exploded. My clothes may be fireproof, but I clearly am not. I put it out. I probably need medical attention, I'll repair myself later when the command from my HUD gets annoying.

Looks like Lugnut is confessing to being 🏳️‍🌈 ?

Do you think if I 'borrowed', the medical supplies those Autobots have, they would arrest me or is it like stealing Energon from them and they kinda just turn a blind optic to a necessity??

If you heard that explosion, No you didnt. ... I need a medic and Im the only medic Im, contractually, allowed to have. Primus, help me- Everything hurts. All I see is bad and nothin' good.

I am going to recharge early tonight... I'll respond to all communications for sales tomorrow. ✨

Ultra Magnus got my engine knocking hard in my chassis tonight. He's gonna make my HUD go off. I am getting too old for frights like that. Haa,, It will take a lot to repair myself if anything gets corrupted due to his sudden attempt at insurgence in my life...

If I cant get this old Elite Guard scrap ship to run with this new engine, I may have a hard time getting places. I'll just keep working till it starts. Replace, Replace, Replace. Thats what I gather this junk for. ✨

You bots think He is this 'Charming' with all mech, or just the ones who dont have a decepticon brand tramped on their frame somewhere? I have done a lot, but meeting Big Blue himself? This is beyond something I ever scoped would happen.

Theres no way. No slagging way... Is that real?? 100% Has to be a fake account, I refuse to believe the big bot himself knows I exist outside my criminal file.

[Deftswitch had returned to the ship He currently called home. He had found it was leaking for some reason when He went out to the Scrapyard the first time. This time, He went out to see what He could scrounge up for It. He had completely dissected the engine of the stolen Elite Guard ship. +

//OOC; Omg omg omg, its happening. Blitzwing vs Blitzkrieg. The Clash of Titans, omg. YYYEEEESSS. WOOOOO!!! (Based off a private RP with a friend)

[Deftswitch drags his heavy duty old minecart behind himself, its chained to his waist, empty as He slowly moves his frame lumbering along as He goes to a different scrapyard. He was hoping to find Something useful, or generally anything He can use to make sell-able parts with. He slowly gets a +

I am gonna head back out to the Scrapyard! I want to see if I can find Something the Organics call a "Stereo"... and get more scrap metal to forge parts.

I think I am starting to get this planets Humor! I do that too! HAH! 💞

Cosmic Rust🧪 #TFA #oilslick #TransformersAnimated

// OOC; At the doctors with Blitzwing, my cat bit me and Im getting antibiotics bc its a nasty bite. I may need an x-ray, so I may not draw any posts today.

The worst part about this, is they could probably do it in your recharge. It wouldnt take them long. Have you seen Medics doing work?? They dont flinch, They dont need as much Recharge as We do, They keep moving. I just dont get how anyone can possibly not have a mix of fear and respect for them..

I just cannot Fathom giving such attitude to bots who openly, whom you know, knowingly, can completely disassemble your engine... It is beyond my processing.

//OOC; I also wanna add, Im ok being DMed for RP planning or even just pinged into an area/RP thing. As long as its somewhere Deft would be. Scrap Yards/Forest Trails/Abandoned Condstruction Sites/Abandoned Shipyards. 💖⁺◟(●˙▾˙●)◞⁺💖

//OOC; Forgot to add Defts height, so I put it in the OOC pinned post, if theres anything else I forgot to add to that. Lmk, bc I will do it. He doesnt have an alt mode rn.

It always impresses me how much free time the Decepticon second in command has. Truly envious of his ability to slack off between all the work He should be doing and the work He will be shirking off to some other bot.

I sold 3 of the 500 Scraplets! Looking at 300 shinax per scraplet. I can take 18000 Shinax for the whole Swarm. 498. Protective Gear sold separately. 💞✨

Hey! Guess who just found the Best Item ever? It can be YOURS for the right price; Live Scraplets with an automated release control, Still Living. Kept Temprature Controlled (This product is Considered a Novelty item. I cannot be Held Liable for anything done by Consumer after Purchase. No Refunds.)

🐑🐏 #transformers #megatron #skywarp #thundercracker

What the fuck is wrong with him

You know, I think, while a bit primitive, I can definately make good use of these parts! Which means, if I get enough, use a sandblaster to get rid of the surface rust... a lot of this can be resold.

[Deftswitch grumbles as He drags a large duty referbish minecart behind him. They had changed the wheels to something more suited to being pushed about. He wanted to see if He could do anything with Organic Scrap, the metal compound used on this planet wasnt too bad +

The blitzy keychain is out now!! acggoods.com/product/blit... #acggoods #maccadams #blitzwing

Well, I aught to go out again and keep myself busy, Theres something called a "scrap-yard" that I wish to venture to and see if I can gather anything of value off this planet. I'll be bringing the push cart with me. Wish Me Luck!

//OOC; I can already tell by the lack of response, lmao, that my tiny scrap of writing did nothing but make questions.

//OOC; It isnt a very interesting Lore Post, but I also dont wanna give up all Defts lore. ₊·*◟(⌯ˇ- ˇ⌯)◜‧*･

[LORE POST; The following SHORT writing shows hallucinations and paranoia in a small scale.] (The following dialogue is from "I have no Mouth but I must Scream.) "DEEEFT." [Deftswitch jerks out of Recharge, in supplies of Swindle's ship, where He was attempting to recharge.]

//OOC; if I did a Lore Post on Deftswitch, one that you really dont interact with but is just for reading, would you guys read it? :0 Its cool if not, I just wanted to know if that was a thing you guys would like to see.

Slag, I hope Starscream doesnt report me for Misconduct. If Swindle raises my quota even one more time, I am gonna be living off just bare rations for a while.

I mean, is Starscream critical? How badly does He need these parts. Because, at this rate, I am gonna be here for a while...

𝙶𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚞𝚙 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚘!~

Trying to find the Medical Bay but this place is a Maze. I dont wanna push this cart around forever.

I have practically no signal in this Base...

Thats a lower blow than even I would go for Shinax.

From what I can tell, Starscream is having a poor day today, truly. He is picking fights He cant win, repeatedly.

Well, I can safely cross off "Dino-bot" Island as a place Swindle could be. I shall keep searching though.

I lived Slagger.

What the Frag, Is THAT?

I hear something, hold on, let me prep my camera.

I found an island- It has some tracks of some sort on it. Should I venture forth? These look strange, havent seen anything like em. Anybot know whats over here?

For Our Autobot Fans! I will be attempting to get some shots of the Autobots in action for a catalogue on them! I see the Elite Guard is on this planet! 💕📸 I make no promises on the quality or legalities of these photographs. I am in no uncertain terms not affiliated with the Auotbots/Elite Guard.

It breaks my spark to inform all of you, despite reaching out; Lieutenant Blitzwing has once again denied the offer to be featured in one of our catalogues. 💔 However, I will keep trying for our Decepticon Fans! ✨ We at Swindle, Swindle, and Swindle, always aim to provide what the Consumer wants!

For my already present Clientele! Announcement; We will be Producing a New issue of; Seekers Seekers Seekers ! A catalogue of Just Seekers; Your favorite decepticon flight frames! 💞 They will be open for Preorder at; 25 Shinax + 10 Shinax shipping. Remember, I take these pictures myself! 💕✨

I am starting to see some Familiar Clientele! Delighted to have returning customers! To Our ever loyal consumers, We thank you for your patronage and patience with your orders. Once Swindle returns frommm... wherever, He is, Business will continue as Usual!

Woo! Swindle is gonna be so Happy with me! He may even reward me, I am making a good amount of Sales already!~ So, So, Excited to do Business with the whole lot of you. Its going to be a real pleasure. ✨