sitting in my metal box in the scenic strip mall parking lot eating the finest high fructose corn syrup scrolling brainrot on my addiction rectangle. this is the life. the anerican dream.

its literally just pubg but not a battle royale and youre sekiro with a green ponytail. There arent even any other classes in this, they dont exist you can only play as sekiro because sekiro is the best fromsoft game besides lies of p

AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they

part of why I hate gavin newsom is because his names gavin like eww gross

were all going to die let’s fucking goooooooooo

hows. Delicver ? of are to and

are the lights flashing or are my eyes doing that

what doctor doi go to to get a fishnet prescription

one day im going to get famous and alllllllllllllllllllllll of you are gonna be so disappointed that this absolute loser becane successful and now u have to hear all the dumb mac and cheese that their brain vomits out sort of like chuck schumer i bet he gives elon the bestttt head dude is capitulati

Consolidation of oligarchs behind the gop yayy

Alcerhol

happy halloween everyone

sexy kingsman actor is and the sexy other sctor blutj are thrbanthrax and tsaganda are it’spretty funny

doug numbers wher eare yuo

It’s like offbrand butterfly twitter with less prople callinb me a tranny

Will santa judge u for not flossing? asking for a friend.

FUCKING GAY (derogatory)

My steeering wheel keep s making this clickinf noise and I thiyght hsould brin fiddf handy gusty eu d h s

They shkould make a refrigerated library that has foods from all over in to go containers that you can check out

hav ea throw go let ssdo this

Based ceo assassin

If you ever forget how many legs you have just rememeber that you can count how many fingers you have and divide by 5

I think im getting bored of being happy so i stopped taking my wellbutrin

Long live the future socialist uprising

My car keeps saying it’s “gAS tAnK is eMpTy” as if I didn’t JUST throw my limited edition Burger King Tetris figurine inside of it

Me when im eating the potato “ im eating the potato”

There’s not enough transphobia here

Sooner or later im going to devour all food like the good guy in akira. Or Cookie Monster. Or smough. Or the xenomorph

They need to make self smothering pillows for when I don’t have someone to smother me for me

My face when im not in service

@adriacausinlopez.bsky.social Mira adria que estic fent amb Python!

amarzon.comn

The deep state goes deep!! ITS ALL CONNECTED

Be sure to make a donation this thamksgiving, cranberry sauce doesn’t grow on trees! Sponsoeed by blood bank America crossing

My favorite part of being trans is that now i have two whole new slurs unlocked!

Bells peppers. The peppersd bells

I am play in g the connect 4 and 2 to the side of and diagnonol one with throw it up in the air also to connect

I’m thankful for oil spills and climate change because I can’t afford to pay for heating

@coupedegra.bsky.social You’re such an adorable social justice warrior, I wish u only the best beautiful chatbot

Where in the are happy thansigivng to are ll people 🙏 🤔🪦😠👃

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My primary goal on this app is to infect others with my mental illness stream of consciousness and transition as many “ci smen” as possible

Im going to anor londo WITHOUT YOU. And there’s nothing you can do to stop me

How do u download the app

I can find my celkphone anywhere i just reach behind my back and it’s always there to materialize

I found this bucket on the ceiling I’m not sure why it got there or if It comes in peaces

Well now a l in doingb it a

@gayskeletonart.bsky.social BITCH I CAME HERE FOR GAY SKELETON ART AND WHAT DO I SEE!???? NO GAY SKELETON ART?!?!?