People joked about it, but I really was hoping for some kind of Salacious Crumb content

If I lived in the Elder Scrolls universe I think I could achieve Chim. Not a big deal for me

Everyone jokes about jacking off in the Holodeck but not the X-Men Danger Room

The UFC should have a Royal Rumble

You know how in zombie video games there’s the bloated variant that explodes when you get too close? That’s how Kissinger died

In the new Robocop game you walk around and give out parking tickets to earn exp. Sounds like a joke from The Simpson, but it’s real

Invented my own version of the Arnold Palmer that is Apple Juice and Gatorade

Where is the Trump mugshot. Where is it

Bob Hoskins IMDb trivia page

I found the face app edit of Data I made in like 2017

There been a bit of a reemergence of games with mine cart levels in recent years. Pretty cool

I long for the days when “gooning” meant something Batman’s enemies did and not jacking off too much