I’m not dissatisfied with my wild card tbh, just pissed off my bench weren’t so fan fucking tastic.

Best wishes for 2026 shaggers!

So far so good shaggers!

Give the man peace 🤪

I work from home on a farm in South Spain. In the middle of my Xmas night works party with me and the staff (wife and 6 rescue dogs) ..and this is my (please spaghetti monster) my last effort!

Oh great ethereal spirits of FPL please give me your guidance… Evanilson or Mateta?

My FH is now a superb example of a Bluesky community effort 😄 Thanks to all participants. Further input accepted as we build to the weekend.. Boomshanka 😊

I’m on my FH this week folks. This is where I’m at so far. 5.7m in bank 🤪 All advice grateful received. All mocking accepted in good grace ☺️

I'm going to the pub...… By the time I walk down the 2 miles to the town, Have a few beers and whiskys. Walk back up the road - probably eating a kebab..... Do you think they'll have drawn the first team by 10pm ??

Planning to run it on the beer methane

Maybe a bit early for some folks, but looking at options for WC next year before draw on 5/12 and, fuck me!! Need to settle for a 10 berth rock and roll RV bus to make it possible.

Exactly this 👇

Tbh who’s not getting happy with this shite! Couple of hits and my doctor says my hypertension will counteract any sildenafil I’m on. Upwards and onwards shaggers!

Went for a prostate exam today. I can’t tell a lie, a finger up the arse from a stranger was surprisingly arrousing but not as much as… 94 points OR 730k Keep on trucking shaggers

Seeking out the source of the headwaters of the place that spawned Gyökeres, to discover if he’s worth my transfer, I’m off to Greece, specifically Athens, next month. When I see him in action against the Scottish national football team I will report back on his suitability of your faith.

Meant to post a picture of my 3 midfielders and front 3. BTH it makes no Feckin’ difference now!

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Just realised I’m still on the fence for Kudos or Anthony… Thoughts?

Bit the bullet and binned Salah for Caicedo. Tempted to BB but think I’d be chasing ghosts. Left it for another week. Captained Semenyo. Good luck shaggers!

Pedro, my mate from the pub, told me he could play. Put him in team for a laugh. My mates wife plays for the market boys. Nutmegged the cunt, left him stupid. Eggs and pancakes Bosh!

The devil is in the detail. Well apparently not. The devil wears the number 11 for West Ham. With swagger n previous pnts , he draws you in, just when you’re going to make a sensible transfer the incubus himself with a smiling face & lust of points, takes you. I succumbed, and he sucked.

FFS - the wind is blowing at Gayfield! A haddock just took a free kick!

Delighted with this GW. Rice transfer paid off. Romero been a huge disappointment since he came in but he’ll be gone soon. Nicely set up for next few weeks. Thinking of FH in GW 14 when prems have good fixtures, depending on IB injuries and fatigue 🧐 OR 🌍 504,000 🙃

Apologies to my new Blue Sky friends. I’ve soiled myself by being back on X. I could not help myself but the opportunity to engage with American golf fans was too much. I’ve now, mostly, ejaculated my Ryder Cup mucus, however I’m sadly looking forward to tomorrow.

WC played 850k to 470k Can’t complain 😄

Won’t be doing as much FPL once Big Brother and the new Married at first sight starts. I’ll be too busy pulling my finger nails out and poking needles into my eyes with burning embers in my ears. Mrs will have peace to rot her brain while I consider life choices.

Wildcard going to plan so far. Pity about Senesi yellow but shit happens. Looking forward to a ✅ if and when Pedro plays. Grealish maybe a trap 🧐

Happy with my 63 points and 1.45 🌍or Used 2 FH’s to bring in J. Pedro and Mbeumo for Palmer and Watkins. Worked out perfectly on that front. Not usually that fortunate 😜 Still thinking WC in next few weeks 🧐

Lo siento mucho, I got carried away slagging people from the other side. Don’t judge me.

Lo

I know. Let’s forget about education, science and all knowledge and let things just happen. With no restrictions or reason. That’ll work.

Why are the Lionesses called that? I understand it’s affection but the men’s team is never ‘The Lions’ - I find it a little bit awkward. Why not ‘The Three Lionesses’ ? In fact there’s 11 in the men’s team , so why do they get called The Three Lions and not ‘The 11 Lions’s’ ? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Anyway.. St Johnstone 2-1 up and top of group.

Am I being thick here but why is the Fixture Difficulty Rating not showing?

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I’m not actually saying that the fact that I follow football teams they suffer defeat and bad luck after Saints and Scotland’s recent results - all I can say is that on Friday night I had a Brescia pizza from Serie A in Perth and today Brescia FC went bankrupt and out of existence after 114 years

Happy with a strong finish, awaiting bonus points to confirm final OR. Must be around 500k. Pretty cool with that considering many missed steps. Never played Haaland .

Fun fact: a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest areshole on the planet, after Donald Trump.

Cunha Ban sounds like a tasty Thia meal

It’s Friday, it’s 5 to 5 it’s…

If you were to have 6 DGW players this week, what would be your choice. I’ve set the FH chip when pissed and have no escape. Currently on this …

Watkins or Gakpo? I’m conflicted!

FPL Friday night/next morning advice. Don’t practice your potential FH team plan while taste testing a variety of Islay/Speyside Malts. You’ll only wake up to find you’ve pressed ‘activate’ FH and now stuck with the consequences.

Scottish Cup remains a special thing for St Johnstone, this the season I'll remember forever. youtu.be/UGAms_mCXzA?...

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Pretty sure I’m transferring in MacAllister and Darwin for Amad and Wood. Next 2 weeks crucial to get back on track and Liv assists offer best opps. Cap Salah , though Isak gotta be a real temptation this weekend and probably a Cap differential. Decisions decisions!! 😜

TBH, I’d be happy with a Palmer no show tonight if it gets Mateta off my bench for guaranteed 13. Will end up with a disappointing 59 though - second week after WC. ☹️

Wildcard worked out just fine and with favourable fixtures on the Horizon only thinking about bringing in Iwobi for Sarr. Moved up 1.5M - to OR 1.4. Happy days! 😁