Apologies to my new Blue Sky friends. I’ve soiled myself by being back on X. I could not help myself but the opportunity to engage with American golf fans was too much. I’ve now, mostly, ejaculated my Ryder Cup mucus, however I’m sadly looking forward to tomorrow.

WC played 850k to 470k Can’t complain 😄

Won’t be doing as much FPL once Big Brother and the new Married at first sight starts. I’ll be too busy pulling my finger nails out and poking needles into my eyes with burning embers in my ears. Mrs will have peace to rot her brain while I consider life choices.

Wildcard going to plan so far. Pity about Senesi yellow but shit happens. Looking forward to a ✅ if and when Pedro plays. Grealish maybe a trap 🧐

Happy with my 63 points and 1.45 🌍or Used 2 FH’s to bring in J. Pedro and Mbeumo for Palmer and Watkins. Worked out perfectly on that front. Not usually that fortunate 😜 Still thinking WC in next few weeks 🧐

Lo siento mucho, I got carried away slagging people from the other side. Don’t judge me.

Lo

I know. Let’s forget about education, science and all knowledge and let things just happen. With no restrictions or reason. That’ll work.

Why are the Lionesses called that? I understand it’s affection but the men’s team is never ‘The Lions’ - I find it a little bit awkward. Why not ‘The Three Lionesses’ ? In fact there’s 11 in the men’s team , so why do they get called The Three Lions and not ‘The 11 Lions’s’ ? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Anyway.. St Johnstone 2-1 up and top of group.

Am I being thick here but why is the Fixture Difficulty Rating not showing?

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I’m not actually saying that the fact that I follow football teams they suffer defeat and bad luck after Saints and Scotland’s recent results - all I can say is that on Friday night I had a Brescia pizza from Serie A in Perth and today Brescia FC went bankrupt and out of existence after 114 years

Happy with a strong finish, awaiting bonus points to confirm final OR. Must be around 500k. Pretty cool with that considering many missed steps. Never played Haaland .

Fun fact: a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest areshole on the planet, after Donald Trump.

Cunha Ban sounds like a tasty Thia meal

It’s Friday, it’s 5 to 5 it’s…

If you were to have 6 DGW players this week, what would be your choice. I’ve set the FH chip when pissed and have no escape. Currently on this …

Watkins or Gakpo? I’m conflicted!

FPL Friday night/next morning advice. Don’t practice your potential FH team plan while taste testing a variety of Islay/Speyside Malts. You’ll only wake up to find you’ve pressed ‘activate’ FH and now stuck with the consequences.

Scottish Cup remains a special thing for St Johnstone, this the season I'll remember forever. youtu.be/UGAms_mCXzA?...

Dale Vince, "Axel Rudakubana was radicalised on social media" #BBCQT "The platforms run by Musk and Zuckerberg are promoting extreme content, extreme views" "Musk is trying to interfere in our democracy now through his platform X" "And of course the guy got his murder weapon from Jeff Bezos"

Pretty sure I’m transferring in MacAllister and Darwin for Amad and Wood. Next 2 weeks crucial to get back on track and Liv assists offer best opps. Cap Salah , though Isak gotta be a real temptation this weekend and probably a Cap differential. Decisions decisions!! 😜

TBH, I’d be happy with a Palmer no show tonight if it gets Mateta off my bench for guaranteed 13. Will end up with a disappointing 59 though - second week after WC. ☹️

Wildcard worked out just fine and with favourable fixtures on the Horizon only thinking about bringing in Iwobi for Sarr. Moved up 1.5M - to OR 1.4. Happy days! 😁

Ok, new year, new team. I’m biting the bullet and going for an early WC. Fed up with relatively expensive defenders achieving fuck all. Going for a prime midfield and solid front line and as cheap a defence that’s sustainable. Keeping 1.5 itb for AM. Work in progress. What would you do?

After hearing how consuming too much sugar and carbohydrates from beer and alcohol affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to

Whas like us? Dam few and their all deed! To you and yours at the start of a brand new year. Fuck them all and let them all fuck themselves. Love you cunts 😘 (Special Scottish lament song at the end)

1963 | Alex Ferguson scores a hat-trick for St Johnstone, in a 3-2 defeat of Rangers at Ibrox.

I’ll be doing my 1st ever #FPL deadline stream tomorrow! 🚨 And because it’s my deadline debut, I want to do something special… So every single penny I make tomorrow, I’ll be donating to Mind! Hope to see you there 🙏

Weird game week. First hits of the season Son >Palmer Watkins >Jackson Mbuemo > Bowen Returned 1 point (9-8 hits) against a lost 15 🤦🏻‍♂️ 4 non playing assets By some miracle pulled off 73 points 🙃 Lucked into Salah VC after captaining non playing Jackson. Iwobi to the rescue again 😜 OR 580,000

That feeling when Solanke comes off the bench for Havenothing 😝

I’ve 3 players either benched or not playing. Thank fuck for my genius move bringing in Iwobi 3 weeks ago in anticipation of this. 🙃

GW12 clean sheet % 🧤🥅 ARS: 54% LIV: 48% AVL: 40% NEW: 40% FUL: 38% CHE: 36% MUN: 36% MCI: 31% EVE: 29% BRE: 25% BOU: 24% BHA: 21% WOL: 17% CPL: 15% IPS: 14% LEI: 12% NOT: 12% WHU: 12% TOT: 10% SOU: 8% Source: Oddschecker

4k followers now and the engagement has been fantastic. Hope Bluesky capitalize this opportunity and the migration is permanent for everyone. 20 million users on the Sky now. 👏👏

I read somewhere that reposts are important here as there's no algorithm If you see a post you like, find useful, funny etc. get in the habit or reposting if you were used to just liking on X The more often the good stuff gets shared, the better our timelines will be

To introduce myself to the FPL community. I am an FPL addict, but mostly rubbish. I love a hit but sometimes do okay: 6,668 - 2016/17 13,929 - 2014/15 18,198 - 2013/14 25,461 - 2018/19 I love to talk FPL & Footy, so it would be great if you could retweet and give me a follow! #FPL #FPLCommunity

I’m Goalboss …Haaland free since 2024 Follow me I’m insignificant.

Hello BlueSky people My mate Popeye says Yo!!

Hello, my first bluesky moment.

Rebellion isn’t always loud. It’s the quiet refusal to settle for less than you deserve.

Whoever is doing the casting for the final season of America needs to be fired...