New Lily Allen album is ASTOUNDING. Album of the year caliber stuff and I hope she wins tons of awards and says “f*ck you* to David Harbour in every acceptance speech!!!

I need everyone to stop sending me high priority red exclamation mark emails. There is absolutely nothing related to my job that is an emergency. Let’s just all chill please

Why are universities fully sliding into the skid with incorporating AI into EVERYthing?? I don't want to fill out another survey answering how they can help me use AI in all my courses. Can't we hold the line?

I've been studying the 1918 flu for a decade and just did something for the first time: submitted an article to Influenza and Other Respiratory Viruses. good luck to me

all I have to do to finish this project is have an original idea, find all the previous research on this topic, read it, understand it, integrate it, shape it into a meaningful framework, execute analysis without errors, write it, and communicate it with perfect clarity. that's not that bad

ugh I love when I have italian in the crockpot and that first sweet smell of fennel, oregano, and thyme punches through

anthropologists to the front

When did we all collectively become complacent to the fact that the White House belongs to the People?

Have you ever been very deep in writing a paper and all of a sudden just lift your fingers off the keys and say "why am I doing this" #AcademicSky

This would have been enough to end a political career permanently not that long ago

I'm obsessed with not just the fact that the Nobel Peace Prize was not awarded to cheeto in command, but that the explanation of why it WAS awarded to María Corina Machado included a paragraph on why it would NEVER be awarded to cheeto in command

I have so many potential papers with just analyses and results finished that will probably never get done. I need a team to finish these off so they see the light. There’s just not enough time for me to get to them. If you need something to do, let me know - you can have it all

One of the most important things to remember right now is that you have to keep it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky

Dusting off the Newfoundland death records. Hello old friends, haven't seen you since dissertation station.

I just declined to revise a manuscript for a journal for the first time. I thought maybe it's better not to force it and one of the reviews would have been near impossible to overcome (both based on what they said and their attitude about the paper). So, it feels bad, but here we are.

The last time I went to the movie theater was April 2019 for Avengers: Endgame. I was 8 weeks pregnant with my daughter. Today I took that daughter to see her first movie in theaters! We saw Gabby's Dollhouse: The Movie, and she was a perfect movie theater citizen.

I've seen a lot of these maps lately, and I just wanted to say that I think a lot of them are way too definitive and that it's silly to color the entire map red between California and New York. Surely you can hold space for more nuance than that.

I realized something. In the 1st half of the semester in my Mass Media & Society class, I taught the book "Amusing Ourselves to Death", whose author argued that the future was Huxleyian rather than Orwellian. My student's had read neither 1984 nor BNW. There's a message in here somewhere

Excited to share my new article "Body size and risk of death during the 1918 influenza pandemic in Alaska", available in American Journal of Human Biology 🔓!! (@humbioassociation.bsky.social) Thanks to my co-authors for enabling me w. this crazy idea onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...

Okay I was planning on teaching Death Without Weeping (1993) in one of my upper level ethnography classes, but now flipping through this book again years later I'm afraid it's way too intense. I hate that I'm even thinking this way. This is an important book (flawed, yes, but important).

Deciding in real time to possibly change an ethnography on my syllabus next semester solely because I cannot find the one I originally wanted to teach on my bookshelves

so I asked chatgpt a coding question and the whole thing is just absolute shite. nothing works and if I thought it could get confused, then I would think it was confused - but it doesn't have a brain, so it's not thinking at all

this is, quite simply, psychotic

uh I have just found out about TPUSA's Professor Watchlist and I have never wanted to more immediately leave academia than after seeing this website. I am so terrified right now, it needs to be said

Why are two-word surnames kicking y’all’s asses so much

I was revisiting a paper I wrote 3 yrs ago published in an Elsevier journal, and I noticed “AI-generated topics”: words in your article you could click on and it would take you to an AI-gen page to “learn more” I noticed “Elder” was highlighted in my paper, so I clicked on it and it took me…

How did we get to the point where being able to write well on your own is an “advantage” in this world instead of a baseline ability? I’m horrified by this.

🚨MY DAUGHTER DREW ME PREGNANT WITH HER🚨

here's what I'm struggling with in my journey to a high fiber diet: I DON'T LIKE BEANS 😭 halp

Uuuummmmm no??????,,,,???????

My Rapidash is now level 95 and a permanent member of my party

Thrilled for him. Also, it's extremely embarrassing that we're still in "First Black person to ever..." territory in the big year 2025. Please. We know it's not because they're not excellent.

I have to admit, I’m confused why flags are half mast right now. He wasn’t a politician, public servant, or particularly impressive person. He was a mediocre white guy with bad opinions and spoke really loud about them. Never “debated” in good faith, was openly racist and misogynistic.

It's so important to learn that not all opinions are valid. If someone says that Black people were better off enslaved or under Jim Crow law, that is a shitty opinion and you deserve to be called out and absolutely no one is required to respect that shitty opinion.

Thank you Kroger gas station for giving me a $0.03/gallon discount 🥲

So it’s possible that this is their martyr

my university is offering $500 to faculty who complete a series of workshops in the spring and guess when they are? that's right, the exact time of day that parents who need to be home for the school bus or pick up from school cannot attend. love it

This is a terrible spot to be in, bc I, like all sane ppl, want grocery prices to go down, but I also do not want them to go down bc I don’t want the orange man to be right about anything

The United States is not a Christian nation, therefore I will not be praying 🤍

“Does not offer many extra credit opportunities” is one of my favorite criticisms of a professor bc it tells on itself. Professors (mostly) want you to succeed, and if you do the work originally assigned you probably will

I was upset that Chipotle discontinued the spicy honey chicken, then I remembered that I have a smart brain and that I have honey, spices, and chicken and I can just make it my own damn self

Would it be crazy to do a class on paper next semester? I want to do my Qualitative Research Methods class analog. Printed articles, pens and highlighters in hands, working on reading and thinking together. Will it work

A children’s book about the Black Death. This goes so hard, I love it 😭

“You can’t give ALL your students As” yes I can and I will

I know it's a big ask for my students to be interested in/excited about cultural theory at 8:00am but I'm feeling really dejected at the lack of any interest in anything I say apparently at all :C most don't even look up

got absolutely slaughtered in a review today. I can't say I disagree with a lot of things they said. First time I've had to consider just withdrawing the manuscript during the revision stage. feels bad!

“What are even the benefits of your specific research” well it’s always beneficial to improve our knowledge of something, Karen

This popped up in my inbox this morning and I simply refuse to believe I have 17 years of gmail history. They made that up

The fact that my university has class today (a national holiday) is diabolical

My daughter has only been in kindergarten for 2 weeks and I kid you not she can already read