Someone said my song Standard Deviation sounds like it came from the last gasps of a punk rock band in 2014 on their seventh album trying to stay relevant as the music scene shifts from emo/punk to joyous electronic, and announcing their breakup the very next week Oddly specific but also right ig…

Someone said my song Standard Deviation sounds like it came from the last gasps of a punk rock band in 2014 on their seventh album trying to stay relevant as the music scene shifts from emo/punk to joyous electronic, and announcing their breakup the very next week

I can't say ⅔ as a decimal anymore, let alone in a high school

ahem...

Any of you have it where you start a drawing you've been wanting to do for a while and as soon as you open a new file you suddenly forget how to draw and everything you output is terrible so you restart and once again, everything is terrible, and the cycle repeats itself until you eventually give up

Solina Sehrein has not been mayor of Sehrein for as long as Solina Sehrein has been mayor of Sehrein. Until we meet again.

Every time my father punishes me it sends me looking back into my memories and it makes me remember how much my life sucks and how I can't do anything about it right now and I get very depressed for like 3 hours, and in the end I'm not a better person, I'm just sneakier and better at hiding stuff

“Overwhelmed by a giant task? Split it into its individual steps!” ok, so this one task contains 27 parts, which those parts have anywhere from 9 to 14 subparts, giving me 329 subparts, and each of these subparts has anywhere from 11 to 23 steps, giving me 6,370 steps. Now I’m more overwhelmed.

I've been on the internet for way too long...

Anyone willing to take me from San Antonio to Cotulla? I've got a sign to steal :3

Watching a r/pointlessgendered video makes me think that much of these alpha males were wattpad kids in 2013 and eventually ended up falling for Andrew Tate who sent them back full circle towards wattpad fanfiction dynamics

Song “Screw Your Pumpkins“ will be delayed to November 8. Once released, I will continue working on the Perihelion soundtrack.

Idea for a story where someone, most likely a high schooler, comes to school in girl clothes for their spirit week genderswap day, but never switches back to boy clothes, and two weeks later comes out as a trans girl, then go from there

How to fall off a staircase: Step 1: Step 2: Step 4: Step 9: Step 17: Step 35: Floor: Ambulance:

Tell me why every sapphic polycule I've ever seen has a chess board but no chess pieces, like I swear it wouldn't be surprising if Silver Silverpoint traded in her chess pieces for 64 reversible chips upon joining Octopus Octet Band #31

And then everyone in the Taco Bell clapped

Imagine all the reactions from toxic boy moms when their "sons" come out as trans women

Skit idea: someone punts a football at 41% lightspeed and causes a giant crater, and when the situation makes headlines, the discussion isn't that there's now a giant crater in rural Canada, or that there's someone who can punt a football at 41% lightspeed, it's because that someone is a trans woman

Oboe: welp, my reed dried up, time to wet it agai... goddammit I knocked my water over Trumpet: ok I gotchu *empties water key into cup*

Trumpets have two settings: off and fortissississississimo

It's funny for me to have a theory that Isomne may have gotten bashed in the head by a trombone slide and died, and now she can't sleep without redying

How many cool old slang terms were ruined because the porn industry wanted to name a new category that sounded sexy and taboo and this term happened to be a good fit

Just to note, what I meant was I literally like scrolling through maps and eating pizza. I'm not a p-phile.

Since announcing OneShot Perihelion, the amount of Miao dogwhistles I have received has skyrocketed significantly. With e-rar, Pizze, and α-ζ KoS in on the project, I can see why. Yes, I'm a cartography enthusiast that eats a shit ton of pizza. Just not that kind. #oneshot #osperihelion

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Name 10 songs from your favorite artist, STAT!" Symphony #1, Symphony #2 Symphony #3, Symphony #4, Symphony #5, Symphony #6, Symphony #7, Symphony #8, Symphony #9, uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... *awkward silence*

Any fellow trans girls want to voice train to sound more feminine but also want to keep a comfortable and usable masculine voice for use in skits, jokes, songs, and just to fuck with people?

I find it kinda funny how I imagine an interaction between Prophetbot and Prototype being where Prophetbot starts yapping about the Late Prophet's prophecy and Prototype is just like "shut your ass up" after a few minutes and starts yapping about the chemistry of making french toast or something

For those wondering why I have a key signature in my art signature, it signifies my mood at the time of signature, the sharper the more positive, the flatter the more negative. This has B♭ (two flats) signifying a below average mood, as I was slightly dysphoric and contemplating quitting trumpet.

Buy one burger for the price of three and receive two extra burgers absolutely free!

Dating as a bi trans girl… Lesbians don't want to date me because I'm too early into my transition Straight girls don't want to date me because because I might cut my d**k off Straight guys don't want to date me because it's gay to date a [tslur] Gay guys don't want to date me because I'm a girl

How I hate being tired, dysphoric, and nauseous at the same time

File search organize my shit like you say 1, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 2, 20, 21, 22, 23, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 to count

GODDAMN getting a leg cramp with a skirt on and I can't take it off because it hurts so much and somebody's gonna walk in on me from my cries of pain GOD PLEASE HELP

To those who have been asking, if you put me in a maid dress it would be embarrassing out in public just due to the nature of being AMAB in a western society but I would be the happiest I've ever been if it was just me in private. Not the reaction you expected, boys in the back my shop class, huh?

parents really be making headcanons about their kids when they're born and get mad when it turns out the headcanon didn't turn out canon 16 years later

A thought I had: if TWM was able to hand over the sun to Niko through the screen, then would it be possible for TWM to walk through the screen and hug Niko? TWM desperately needed a hug.

The best avatar is the one that gives you shit tons of gender envy - Me, 2025

Yesterday is how you NOT play strotbo80mp, just a bit of advice

To anyone who wants knowledge of how many days I've been on hrt, it's ≤-597. [thx tx]

The C/SD Trinity has been renamed to Project S-D following the death of the leader, Commander. Trinity Stays Two (C/SD Mix) and strotbo80mp Part 2 should be releasing soon.

Me in the mirror on some days: OMG I'M SUCH A CUTE GIRL YAYY I'M A GIRL I PASS TO MYSELF (*^^*) OMG YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD GIRL NICO YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD GIRL (*ゝω･*) EUPHORIAA YAY!!! Me in the mirror on other days: Who the fuck is this man and why is he in my bedroom... oh that's me, GODDAMMIT!

just trying to take a shit while the people in the accessible stall are saying gex... definitely an interesting experience to have

It's kinda a vibe that most lesbian meetups are just you, your gf, your ex, your ex's ex, your ex's ex's ex, your gf's ex, your gf's ex's ex, your ex's gf, your gf's ex's ex's gf (who is dating your ex's ex), and your gf's ex's ex's gf

Surely the amount of shocks this guy gave to the car industry surely has to be able to both cause and end thousands of its heart attacks

Tech corps be like "this car drives itself" but it thinks it's free to merge into the hov lane at random with one occupant and run over the pylons like it's the bridge next to fort zancudo

"At [tech corp] we revolutionize transport with a new autonomous box design to help you easily get up hills, along with 8 others. New rail-and-winch-based technology is more energy-efficient than similar transportation options. Use an app to call a box to your level on demand" You mean a funicular?

If a link ends in XcQ I'm not clicking it

Fuck is one of the fucking only words you can fucking put anyfuckingwhere in a fucking sentence and fucking have it still make fucking sense