The court jester (Jimmy Kimmel, for example) is part of a tradition that goes back to ancient Rome. Only a weak and cowardly ruler would strike or otherwise harm them

absolute disgrace to the uniform

Cheating? Low class? No, DELICIOUS! Jennie-o oven ready turkey breast, Stovetop Stiffing, Idahoan instant mashed potatoes, Campbell's canned gravy, Sara Lee dutch apple pie

How y'all? Hot enough for ya?