One of the first issues of Passenger Train Journal magazine I ever saw had a cover story about New Jersey commuter train cars that were being retired. This most recent issue has a cover story about their replacements, which are being retired.

Some years back, this cat was sitting in front of a house in Culver City, noticed me on the sidewalk, and trotted across the lawn to come say hello. In conclusion, Culver City is the best.

Look, people, stop spelling it with two V’s.

The Tampa Cuban sandwich, which has ham, pork, AND salami.

Nice, I've always wanted to work for Search in BusinessremoteValue.

Myself, but as a cartoon. (My younger sister is also depicted here.)

January 28, 1986: The day I learned that they had the ability to play the radio over the P.A. system in the elementary school cafeteria.

Same, tbh

Share what you consider to be a goddess tier album. Forget the instrumental versions from the Twin Peaks soundtrack - the songs are better as pure concentrated Julee Cruise vocal performances.

I promise, it's not complicated. None of the movies is secretly a prequel or anything like that.

Live permanently? Are they promising immortality?

I've seen two movies in two nights, "The Housemaid" and "Song Sung Blue." They both include clips of Richard Dawson hosting "Family Feud."

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. (Being possessed by Lily Tomlin could only improve things!)

It's Jim Ellwanger - your local library liker

I named my fists Goodson & Todman because it's about to be a Match Game '74 between them and your face.

I’m just going to assume this is related to Bill Cullen somehow.

At last, the algorithm worked!

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

If the Bucs are going to lose anyway, I obviously want it to be a Scorigami situation.

I should play along with this: Zola (Tampa), Ferris Bueller's Day Off (Chicago), The Perks of Being a Wallflower (Pittsburgh), and Magnolia (San Fernando Valley).

Los Angeles County Department of Mental Health getting a lot of calls.

The funniest thing about this game is that Fox has run out of actual commercials and is running nothing but Fox, Fox Nation, and Tubi promos.

Fun fact: during my baseball road trip in September, on consecutive nights I went to a 12-inning game (Astros at Rangers) and a 13-inning game (Sod Poodles at Travelers).

14th inning stretch!

14th inning stretch!

Jack Black, best known as Jeepers Creepers, Semi-Star.

The chili con carne I make at baseball playoff time is going to be chili NON carne next year if meat prices stay as high as they are.

I called 911 to report a dumpster fire, and they said, "We can't really do anything about the year 2025."

September is fine as an adult, but when you're a kid, the problem is that it falls too early in the school year.

Just got laid off from my job - they'll keep me on as a consultant, but that means fewer hours and no benefits, so I'm looking for something else. (My job is copy-editing and compliance review for online advertising, but I can transfer those skills to many other types of positions.)

Name a more iconic trio. I’ll wait.

I assume this ad is at O’Hare to make people coming into town to see the Rays feel right at home.

Driving to Memphis!

This is an excellent baseball name.

Hampton Inn breakfast identity crisis.

I’m at an extra-inning baseball game, but my watch has an idea of what the most important thing I did today was.

TFW you have a novel you’ve read several times, are mildly obsessed with, decide to listen to the audiobook read by the author… and discover you’ve been pronouncing one crucial name wrong in your head.

Durant, Oklahoma, has the world’s largest peanut! (Not actually a peanut.) (Not actually the world’s largest.)

Hotel shower designers, take note: you can actually turn this one on and adjust the temperature by reaching in, because the immovable glass part is on the other end… unlike every other hotel shower with a glass pane that I’ve encountered in the past few years.

This is the risk you take when you do a baseball roadtrip and go to places like Wichita, Kansas!

Me: “Why is my GPS having me get off I-35 and onto U.S. 50 in order to get to Wichita?” Me, when I actually get to that point: “Oh, right, it’s set to ‘avoid toll roads.’”

I think this is an unauthorized use of a Major League Baseball trademark. I’d better notify the commissioner.

Busch Stadium scoreboard can’t handle the fact that the A’s have no city name.

As you know, the biggest news story of 2020 was KFC having a chicken sandwich with two doughnuts as the buns. I thought it should have been one doughnut cut in half. Which the Gateway Grizzlies have done with a burger! Minor-league baseball has made my food dreams come true.

Same, TBH.

I have more events scheduled this weekend than the President of the United States.

I find it hilarious that AMC is putting this in their "Artisan Films" category. It's one of the biggest studio blockbusters of all time!

Happy 20th wedding anniversary to @theymaybeparted.bsky.social !