They've finally done it!

When I worked as a closed-captioner, I captioned a LOT of soap episode, mostly Days of Our Lives. They were relatively easy to deal with because they just used scrolling captions (quicker and cheaper for them than the "pop-on" variety). 1/2

I promise, finding a 1976 phone book in a time capsule was not necessary for this fact to be "revealed." Area code 407 was created in 1988. Ask a local Gen-Xer what their phone number was when they were a kid!

Groovy.

If you liked the picture I posted yesterday of me outside the #MST3K studio, here's another 1996 photo, this one of me at a slightly less well-known tourist attraction.

Widow's Bay (2026)

Found this picture of me from about 30 years ago. #mst3k

The comic strip "Crabgrass" got this correct!

A young Lisa Loeb thinks, "Hmm, maybe *I* could make records."

My "recent" visit was September 1, 2025. Everything's up to date in St. Louis!

Need to see if I can go to Cheyenne County, Nebraska, and get some free stuff. panhandle.newschannelnebraska.com/story/305284...

Wait, what nation IS this?

Someone once asked me for directions on the Columbus Circle subway platform, even though I was wearing a Tampa Bay Devil Rays shirt and there were dozens of people around in Yankees apparel, so I am obviously a Real New Yorker.

Advertised as a free continental breakfast: 🙂 Actually a full breakfast: 😁

I just want to get tickets to a regular digital IMAX showing of The Odyssey, but all the 70-millimeter cineastes are clogging up the works.

Due to my current employment/financial situation, I can only afford the REDUCED egg salad sandwiches. I’m sure it’ll be fine!

BACKROOMS (dir. Kane Parsons, 2016)

Applying for jobs.

They were warned!

This is the first time I've watched a baseball game from Toronto since seeing Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie. When do Matt and Jay parachute in?

At one point during the Billie Eilish concert film, the guy in front of me used Shazam. Sir, I can tell you, this song is by Billie Eilish.

I rode in this elevator with Jesse leaving the @maximumfun.org Moving Party back in March, so it seems like we definitely dodged a bullet!

I think you need a proofreader more than you need a technical writer!

I don't have a favorite EPISODE, I have a favorite ACT: Act I of "Fear of Flying." "The old sugar-me-do," Mount Lushmore, Guy Incognito, "that dog has a puffy tail," the Cheers bit, "this lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit," "you flyboys crack me up," etc.

ENTER TO WIN CURRENT THE JACKPOT (this graphic has been like this all season) #RaysUp

Colman Domingo should be hosting “Sunday Night Live.” Where’s Colman Sabado?

Legitimate job opportunities always send 10 emails in an hour!

Is this old video that they're showing on Rays.TV, or, in all the Tropicana Field renovations, did they neglect to update the WDAE logo to the new "95.7" version?

I don’t remember ever seeing traffic lights in this “fast flashing red” mode before.

Rays neckties for Opening Day! #RaysUp

Unless I'm forgetting some weird broadcast that happened at some point, I feel like this is the first time a weekday day baseball game has aired on the NBC television network in over 40 years.

Capital J is the only good cursive letter (not coincidentally, it's the only definitely readable part of my signature).

I haven’t had a cat for a few years, so the wildlife around my apartment is getting bold.

Tinder: Let me scan your camera roll to determine what you're into. My Camera Roll:

There wasn't a field trip involved with it, but I got a school holiday every year for this event, because the "invasion"/parade was held on a Monday until I was in 8th grade. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaspari...

Butterfly was my pick, but I really should have known to never go against the National Film Board of Canada when Best Animated Short is on the line.

Search your camera roll for "Hell."

It’s baseball season!

Wild Sewerage Tickles Osaka

There are nine @lapubliclibrary.bsky.social locations that are open 1:00-5:00 on Sundays. Turns out it's possible to visit at least five of them on the same Sunday.

Between Hoppers and The Bride!, this was a big weekend for mad science at the movies.

The new development in meat is a bull the size of Iowa!

I note that Ohio is the home of the Hall of Justice, which welcomes weddings (or, apparently, what's pictured on their website, which is some sort of Kansas City Royals-related event, for some reason). www.cincymuseum.org/private-even...

This news makes me feel down. Comma comma down dooby doo down down.

One of the first issues of Passenger Train Journal magazine I ever saw had a cover story about New Jersey commuter train cars that were being retired. This most recent issue has a cover story about their replacements, which are being retired.

Some years back, this cat was sitting in front of a house in Culver City, noticed me on the sidewalk, and trotted across the lawn to come say hello. In conclusion, Culver City is the best.

Look, people, stop spelling it with two V’s.

The Tampa Cuban sandwich, which has ham, pork, AND salami.

Nice, I've always wanted to work for Search in BusinessremoteValue.