Something crazy I realized not too long ago, is that the day a year starts on will be the same as the last day of the year (except for leap years ofc). This year, the 1st of January and the 31st of December are both a Wednesday, and next year both will be a Thursday.

Cars are like lizards: They heat up in the sun, and cool down in the cold.

Yall ever look in the mirror and logically know it's you, but other than that you're like "Who are you and why do you looks so tired?"?

Hydration is a hoax by big Pee to sell more toilets

Him ❤️

Feeling bad has become a part of my daily routine for a bit now. Hopefully that'll change soon. Or at least it'll become more bearable 🙏🏻

My family struggles with this issue. It seems tough for them, but it’s not at all for me, so it can be hard to understand sometimes. It's called Replacing the toilet paper. I hope they overcome this struggle soon 🙏🏻

They tell you not to cry over spilled milk, but when I'm at my lowest and I spill even a drop you bet your fucking ass I'm gonna cry.

I need them to make a Monster. I don't know what flavor and I don’t care, but they should name it Frankenstein.

Darn you garlic and/or certain spices!! Why do you have to taste so so good but hurt my tummy so so bad??

"And now, a tune played by ear" *presses the E key on the piano for a very long time* *stands up and bows* "Thank you. That was a tune played by my ear, every night", I say as they applaud.

If you had told me years ago my life would be so filled with hair, I wouldn't have believed you. I don't have a pet; it is I that sheds.

If obsidian is volcanic glass and therefore won't make for a good weapon, tell me, why does it take a Diamond pickaxe and a century to mine?

Time to play The #Sims 4 for hours and then not touch it again for months

I wanna post something but dunno what, so here's my sign I'm still alive yall ✌🏻😗

A while ago I said something about randomly writing poetry at 6am. So uh, since someone asked.. *drops this and runs* (It still doesn't have a title)

When you see a big eel, and you let out a squeal, that's a moray.

Out of all the days that are not my day, today was definitely one of em

FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY I was so shocked, it literally took the air out of my lungs. Now to name this lil girl.. #blipbug #shiny #pokémon

That feeling of when you're in bed and then randomly start to make up lines of #poetry in your head at 6am so you're like "Well I have to write it down now or else I'll forget", so you write your first #poem in half an hour and then go back to bed :3 Anyway guys, guess what I did at 6am today.

TIL that Blipbug is bipedal. The reason I know is cause I've been staring at these mf'ers for almost 5 hours to hopefully find one with a purple bowtie (I didn't) #pokémon #shinyhunting #shinyhunt #blipbug

Went to a goated thrift store that had very good stuff for very cheep. Here's my €3,- haul of decorative items (the bottle is like 12cm tall so it smoll)

Finally peeled the sticker with my deadname off my bedroom door. The glue is still imprinted on it.. but it's the thought that counts

*flexes my big, strong arms because I'm a big, buff man who did some woodworking today* (Aka I sanded some shit both by hand and with a machine and now my shoulder hurts :3)

When nature calls, you gotta answer. Otherwise the local stream will be relocated to your pants

Just finished the #Sisyphean task of manually shuffling one of my playlists.. At least it's done now 😮‍💨😎

Selfie time

There's something so depressing about completing something you didn't want to do, and that just being it. No one there to be proud of you. No positive consequences to you completing it, only negative ones when you don't. But at least you did it right? And then tomorrow you'll have to do it again..

There's so much I wanna say about my grandma, but I'm already tired and will not waste my last bit of energy on writing one of the dumb things she's said in this half hour we've been here

Now the real battle begins, will I: ⚫️ wait until the gift-giving season to receive yarn like I said I would? Or ⚫️ become impatient and buy some myself like the weak-minded fool I am? Stay tuned 2/2

Just ordered a book I've been wanting for a really long time :3 I was 5 cents short for free shipping so I also got some cross-stitching fabric. 1/2

Nothing to keep me up at night like my chronic pain 😌

My brother apparently took my electric toothbrush off the charger for no reason and without notifying me. I'm fucking pissed

Ass flowers

For anyone (aka no one cause no one cares lol) wondering what the results of yesterday's internal ultrasound were: PCOS (Could’ve been worse I guess. And at least I have AN answer now :3)

Just had an internal ultrasound (I get the results tomorrow) and honestly, having to hold my pee for 2 hours beforehand hurt way more 😅 Tried to go to the bathroom right before cause I could barely walk but nothing came out (I guess a good thing cause I was supposed to have a full bladder)

Call me French, the way I'm holding my oui oui (I'm so sorry lol)

Happy #Pride month y'all :3

There's no better way to wake up than getting an auditory hallucination of your national air raid alarm on a day it doesn't normally get sound 🙏🏻 (I went back to sleep after realizing it wasn't real)

Do you ever need to put something between your big toe and your 'index' toe, because being constantly conscious about them touching is keeping you from falling asleep?

It's been a while since I've been rained on

Isn't it crazy how every square is a rectangle, and we just live with that information?

So I was in the shower. Hand full of hair (directly from my head), I was rolling it into a little ball so I can throw it away in the little bin. Had it in my fist for a sec, and when I opened my hand again, there was a split second where my brain went "Ah! Bug!". Very interesting

It's nice that they're trying something, but it's clear that they don't know what they're doing. All the options they picked were the most stimulating ones. Instead of asking what they can do different next time, they should've asked beforehand. Now I'm just pissed of because I've been lied to 2/2

The church service of today was advertised as 'low-stimuli'... I was skeptical and it turns out, rightfully so. It was exactly the same as always. There was 1 thing different, and that was the opposite of 'low-stimuli'. Maybe the music was a little more quiet but that could be wishful thinking 1/2

Had a nice lunch with my mom today. My body is now fully broken though 😔

Business idea: prescription swimming goggles (Someone please, I really like swimming but I can't cause I can't see well enough)

Had to pause my #breakdown to save a #bug. Now I'm just sitting here like "Do I continue or am I done?"

I'm never loading a fucking dishwasher again. Unloading is fine but I'm never gonna put stuff in it again. I'd much rather wash everything with my hands (which I physically can't do) I'm having a bad day

When you wake up, and then you wake up, and then you wake up, and then you wake up, and then you cry because you're not actually waking up, but you can feel you're still not awake, so you wake up, and then you wake up again..