I think I stopped believing in Christmas when George Michael died.

Me once I join that Pillion biker gang 🏍️🏍️

I just started watching Heated Rivalry. I guess I’m into hockey now.

My exact thoughts on Marjorie Taylor Green.

Pillion is about autism, right?

I’m telling my grandkids this was the Wizard, Glinda, and Elphaba in the Wonderful number.

I hate to say this but… I was right. I told you all. Wicked did not need to be a two-parter. A tight 3-hr film would have been perfect!

There’s no bi-erasure in this office.

Musical theatre characters who have anxious-avoidant attachment style personalities: Roger from RENT.

Why are people complaining about Michelle Yeoh’s singing now. She had a number in the first part too but no one whined about her singing then. Also, Jeff Goldblum, although a jazz musician, can’t sing for shit either. But no one is complaining about that.

Am I the only one who thinks the second act of Wicked has better songs than the first?

Twitter is down so I’ll take this as an opportunity to ask people who are still using Twitter… Why?

I’m done with politics. I’m done voting. I’m just gonna make sure me and those around me are good. I don’t have any more energy for these games. Thanks for freeing me of this burden, @cortezmasto.senate.gov.

Bate Night with Charlie Kirk? No, thanks.

Celebrity Traitors UK missed a trick by not having Coleen Rooney.

Ophelia by Millais is one of my favourite panting and now Taylor Swift has ruined it for me.

Also… FUCK ICE!

Sen. Klobuchar is not taking any shit talk about the shutdown from Bondi.

Sure sex is great but have you ever had a grilled cheese sandwich with a burnt mayo crust instead of butter?

What’s it like being on ket? www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

Remember when Neil Patrick Harris had a Halloween party and his table centrepiece was a food sculpture (or something like that) made to look like the corpse of Amy Winehouse?

WHERE 👏 ARE 👏 THE 👏 SECOND 👏 AMENDMENT 👏 PEOPLE? 👏

I’m so sick of hearing about Taylor Swift. Her music is the cultural equivalent of eugenics.

I don’t make the rules. I just help spread the info.

I get that this makes me irrational and a misery-guts but… Those dancing twins really get on my nerves for some reason. I can’t explain it. Don’t ask me to explain it.

Nicole Kidman moved to Tennessee for Keith Urban. Girls and gays, DO NOT MOVE FOR ANY MAN! But 20 years is a good run though.

Just sitting in my dressing gown sipping melatonin tea while judging Paris Fashion Week looks.

WHEW! Today’s therapy session was a doozy!

I’d like to see a swap in styles between Paul Thomas Anderson and Wes Anderson. Imagine PTA directing Grand Budapest Hotel and Wes Anderson directing Magnolia.

Jane Goodall, RIP. Not the obituary I want to read today.

Went to an Everyman cinema for the first time. Not worth the crazy ticket prices. The seats were so uncomfortable! Still a firm believer that you shouldn’t be able to eat anything in the cinema other than popcorn, chocolate/sweets, and drinks. I don’t wanna smell burgers or anything funky.

This would be a good time for a military coup. What the hell. The USA is a banana republic at this point anyway.

Apparently, I give “don’t talk to me vibes.”

FFS, Labour! Turning right is not the way. You're more right wing the the Tories at this point!

The sky over London yesterday morning.

My vape cartridge got seized 😭 Security was nice enough. She said, “I know what this is. Sorry.”

I found the pub for you lot.

So who’s expecting to be raptured today? Let’s goooooooo!

If my Waitrose doesn’t even carry guanciale, what’s even the point anymore? Has everyone given up on life?

Right-wingers thinking we’re “not ready” for the return of Milo Y. Ha! We bullied him off the internet once and we can do it again. And again. Bring it.

He thinks the DRC is in Latin America, doesn’t he?

"It's a big club, and you ain’t in it." -George Carlin

Where are the people protesting about us not taking care of our own homeless and hungry people?

Oh so now y’all are thirsting over Noah Wyle? Tell me… Where were you when Dr. Carter was stabbed at work? Did you try to help him overcome his opioid addiction? I was there from the very beginning!

As a citizen of both countries, I am disgusted that this fascist and his enablers are being welcomed by this wretched and corrupt "Royal Family."

Whaaaat?! This episode of SVU has cameos from Rita Moreno, Bradley Cooper, Alfred Molina, and… wait for it… Angela Lansbury! In one episode! 🤩

America is more outraged about Charlie Kirk getting shot than actual children getting massacred. Spare me. GTFOH.

Yup. I still feel the same way.

Is there a house mix of that Olivia Dean song yet? The gays would love that.

It’s that time of year again!