The time on my phone is slowly escaping…….

To people presenting on a web conference……I don’t care that you have a 5k monitor.

So @thatjeffsmith.com can you shun @spendolini.blog for this exchange?

Fitting phone background.

MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO from Hayao Miyazaki and Studio Ghibli returns to theatres July 19-23. 🌳💚 brnw.ch/21wU5e0

MCP Server

operation "Midnight Hammer”

The GBU-57—also called the Massive Ordnance Penetrator…….

Imagine that expense report. “Need Aston Martin for testing car play. “

Apple has such great b role. And everyone is dressed so much better than me in their keynotes. They need some dude in the basement with a Godzilla t-shirt presenting something.

Telnet needs to make a comeback.

I don’t want a self driving car.

The Japanese government has released a Minecraft map of the world’s largest underground flood prevention facility. Not only is it free to download, but it lets you explore one of the Tokyo area’s lesser-known iconic locations from the comfort of your home.

On my super delayed flight out of SEA, someone in the row in front of me is coding. I’m asking an AI to create me a picture of someone taking an upper decker to send to @spendolini.blog . Priorities.

Happy May the 4th @blumspew.bsky.social @maryemcglynn.bsky.social

My chat with o1 digressed…..”If we ever encountered an alien that genuinely posed a threat—like wanting to eat humans—that would be a dire situation, and all typical assumptions of friendly first contact would go out the window.”

. @spendolini.blog leaves light on when he leaves the house during the day when no one is home.

In a time when we needed him the most, he’s back. m.youtube.com/watch?v=q3s5...

Hey @thatjeffsmith.com , let’s think of database features that have existed for years, write a paper on it with fancy graphics stating this is awesome and new, then bask in the engagement! Maybe we start with a way to “select” data, but with the ability to pick only the columns you want to see!

. @spendolini.blog has Prince Spaghetti Day on Monday.

. @spendolini.blog uses Kirkland oil in his car.

. @spendolini.blog drinks mushroom coffee.

. @spendolini.blog is a vibe coder.

I really must have a lot of toll violations. I keep getting text messages about them. Even after I pay them off in robucks as well.

I accidentally sent @spendolini.blog my war plans for Pokémon Go team battles.

Very important reminder ⬇️

Doing some SQL skills practice and holy shit do people on the internets not know how to write SQL. If they can solve the problem with 17 union all’s or a decode statement, it’s too hard.

FYI @maryemcglynn.bsky.social www.nasa.gov/image-detail...

With that said, picking up a GR Corolla was probably one of my better decisions in life.

The universe is f-ing with me this week.

PSA: you can play South of Midnight 5 days early if you're a Game Pass member and get the premium upgrade edition: xbx.lv/4isyXsE

It’s 2025 and folks still can’t get out of presenter mode in PPT on a web conference.

When the new golden dome activates, I hope they call it the golden shower.

I apparently have a lot of toll violations. I better go pay them.

The face eating leopards are going to be well fed for the foreseeable future.

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