DOC HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

hey @universejumping.bsky.social wanna do something for me real quick? i'll get you some choccy milk.

it's always 'kit, do this', 'kit, go get this', 'kit, help me with...', never 'well done, kit', 'good job, kit', 'THANK YOU, KIT' . . .

well then *who*? i can't help you if i don't know *what* i'm looking for.

old powers? what're you talking about? is it brax again?

oh yeah? and what are *you* going to be doing that's so important you can't do it yourself? what game, anyway?

why do i get the horrible feeling you're about to say 'but...' and give me the worst job known to man?

every time i make you tea you get mad at me for using the microwave! yeah? so what're we gonna do about it?

i live to please, doc.

are you saying i've got no friends, doctor?

you keep . . . going up to people's faces and . . . doing . . . things!

i've gotta get one of those kid backpack leashes for the doctor.

( sigh. ) yes, doctor, that's exactly what i'm saying. totally.

i thought it was mostly because i can drive and you can't?

wait hang on, is that guy's name . . . a mystery? like, 'a mere mystery'?

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oh, *brother*.

no, i get that, but . . . well, y'know, the age gap thing, & the whole . . . *time lord thing*, & you need to go to therapy over your whole *family* thing, & also just . . . y'know, all the other stuff? look. uh. why don't i take this, &, um, *throw it away*, and we'll *never speak of this*, okay?

doc, i'm flattered you see me that way, but i'm not into you like that.

special agent delamere, fbi. did you break into my car just to get a *burger*? at the, uh . . . 'burger store'?

Sorta... Unlocked?

WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY CAR?

doctor, what in the heck are you talking about?

doctor WHAT.

you don't know hella? i thought you'd be all over that california stuff.

doctor? DOCTOR? doc, where ARE you? i can't HEAR YOU over this loud horse!!!

of what? you just stopped talking.

ew! what the heck *is* that?

ma'am, this is a denny's.

doctor, is that you?

then use a jar or a tub or something!

use a glass and some paper!

you have to learn to solve your own problems!

ABSOLUTELY not.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

stands at a TALL, CONFIDENT 5'3.

( walking in: ) doc . . . these are for *kerplunk!*.

don't turn around now, but the void's creeping up behind you!

what

i-- you-- w-- *what*?????

oh noooo i dropped my spatial-temporal literature (i'm a girl) (i'm single btw) (i'm gay)

my doctor's the exact same height as me but she *still* tosses things onto the highest shelves just to make sure i can't get it.

go figure! ( her best canadian accent: ) far out, eh? space-ple syrup, eh? ooh, sorry. okay, it needs work.

( she laughs. ) you're funny. you guys always have the funnier comedians up north, huh? jim carey, martin short, john candy . . .

let me see the pack.

YES! uh, haha, i mean-- sure, why not? pfft. cool. whatever, man. these say polo?