Dirty Paws Consulting here 🐾 helping mum on a Caturday. ♥️

Mums orange 🍊 mid century slingbacks arrived &they are perfect except the left shoe is very ill fitting ☹️ it’s a manufacturing issue not my feet so I will have to exchange them. I’m hoping they have some left as they are perfect even with the damaged toe. Milts 🧡 them too. 🧡

Ok so I trod on your sore paw/toe 🐾 that’s fine but that flowery language made my inner ears blush pink 🙄🤓 I am underage you know…..

Don’t worry mum I’ll look after you and I’ll deal with the fridge tomorrow 🥊

The offending fridge 🙄

Before the fridge attacked mum she managed to finish restoring her mid century tray table including polishing the old chrome hardware and rescuing the original label & she is delighted with the result. Before & after. ♥️

mum is back in the Emergency department this time with a broken toe after being attacked by the fridge.😳 I had a giraffe X-ray so obviously don’t look 61. No yoga for 6 weeks, no walking for 4 &I’ve just started recovering from the hip flare up & a conference in Sydney in 3 wks

Mum was clearing out her wardrobe today & came across this delightful pink neon plastic string bag that collapses down into a flat square. She used to use it for the beach as sand doesn’t stick to it & water drains. A discovery that can now be reused as a funky accessory 🩷

I’ve just realised the Cat in the Hat is a Tuxie….its like realising Garfield was a ginger…..🤓🫣🤭🫨 sometimes life is truly shocking 😹🤣

Two beauty spots on my back leg, this women is not respecting my dignity 😳

Yes I have another secret beauty spot on my back leg to impress the lady cats 🤓🇦🇺♥️🐾

Today was more like late Spring than Autumn 23C & I got ‘singed’ in the garden from the 🇦🇺 ☀️ trying to reset the irrigation timer with AI.The product engineers of these devices have created an Air Bus 380 cockpit interface&should be punished by setting these timers every weekend

Does anyone remember Lady Penelope? FAB! thunderbirds are go! 🩷

Time to get out of bed and feed me! I’M STARVING!!!!!!!

Milts was so patient 😊

This Monday is a public holiday so it is a long weekend so I am about to avail myself of mums new binoculars and do some bird watching 😈 🐦 no good hobby starts without research but mum says I’m ’too plump to jump’ 😳 rude! @CanyonCats92676

April 25th is ANZAC Day in Australia 🇦🇺& NZ 🇳🇿 remembering Gallipolli in WWI and the tragic loss of life for 2 young and small nations. Today in 🇦🇺 in NSW it is now a full blown public holiday like Xmas & Good Friday whereas before shops could open after 1pm. Lest we Forget 🌺

Happy Caturday, time for a licky bath 🛁 👅

Photos of the beach in the late afternoon as I haven’t been walking due to hip flare up so today was a shorter version of my normal walk. Stunning autumn day and warm 22C

Good Morning 🤓🤗🇦🇺

On His Majesty’s Service, Milty Bond 009 (9 lives) ‘shaken not purred’ 🍸🐾🥰

Early morning purr fest and pleasure paws, I’m so ecstatic this morning ♥️🥰🐾🇦🇺

Odile’s Coat of Arms, established (born 2023) . small but formidable or petite yet fearsome ( I’m going with the latter. Isn’t it perfect?🐾🐈‍⬛♥️🇦🇺

Morning action cat! FEED ME!!!!!! 🤓🤣🐾 NOW!!! Or I will purr till I explode! 🥰🇦🇺

Mums obsession with orange is getting serious now. She had a pair of these kids orange cat eye sunglasses when she was 7 and she found a brand new Italian pair made in the 1980s from their 1960s designs. I hope they are as fabulous in real life.🧡🧡🧡 SQueeee!!!!

Having a love affair with all things burnt orange atm must be missing Frisky 🐈 🧡🧡🧡🍑🍊

Does anyone remember Odile’s rocket ship 🚀? MR Milty wasn’t sure anymore speed with Odile was a good thing 🚀

Pleasure paws 🐾 on a cold night 18C 🥶 listen to my motor going ❤️🇦🇺

Yes a paw out for temperature control why does this amuse you so?

My little Angel 😇🐈‍⬛🐾😈 Ms Mischief urn display, energy of the red frame and the peace of the resting black cat urn. Forever a minxy devil 😈 Angel. ♥️🐈‍⬛🐾🇦🇺

I’ve only had 18hrs sleep so I’m a bit lethargic 😳

Thank mew Rhea for the beautiful floral card bouquet and the beautiful letter written on many cat cards. Truly creative and fun @RheaMPBrooke

My little red shoes ballet dancer 💃 those little paws were always on the move 🩰

Odiles picture in her bejewelled frame up 🐈‍⬛🐾❤️🌈

Morning

It’s evening but here as this mornings photos. Sometimes the camera just cannot catch the full beauty 🥰

Chateau Milty or House of Milty? ♥️🇦🇺🐾

I believe this is my bedroom anyway so stop with the ‘you’re not allowed on the bed’ my painted framed self is on the wall. It even has my beauty spot @cat22t bought it for me 🤗

Having a nap in my basket 🧺 mummy’s roses she bought today aren’t they a divine colour?

Rainbow 🌈 lorikeets in the golf club car park. Cheeky buggers

Mad 🇦🇺birds 🐦

So many stars out this morning so the binoculars will be getting a good workout

🐾🤗🤗🤗🤗🐦🇦🇺 I love birbs 🐦

Mummy was gifted these beautiful binoculars which I believe are secretly for me the Big Kahuna to use for my bird admiration club.😳🙄🐦 don’t I look fabulous with them around my broad man cat shoulders?

Mummy got a birthday present today and this came for me because I am the Big Kahuna as that’s what mum calls me all the time. 😹 don’t I just look so squeeeee!!!!!! 🥰 what do you think ladies?

This morning as Odile was officially released back to the heavens, the sky displayed a spectacular display of beauty as they received Baby Bastet the black panfur beauty 🐾🐈‍⬛♥️ and the flock of white corellas celebrated her eternity and then melts into the ether like Odile. 🐾

Good morning!🤗🇦🇺

Odile had very tiny button paws so when they did her 🐾 paw print they would have had to splay her paw out to get it that wide. She had tiny button paws 🐾 look at how tiny they were 🩰

Run free little one you were always an adventurous spirit 🐈‍⬛🐾♥️ love you forever ♥️

My little girl is unpacked and into her urn 🐾🐈‍⬛💔😓 her lovely silky fur, so glossy and fine and sleek and her short black elegant, fine whiskers. Oh how I miss her , gone way too soon ❤️ goodbye Ms Mischief 😈 😓till we meet again