when it’s time to lock in and record

the same people who want to call a general election right now also argue that having another brexit vote would be undemocratic and that we should honour the view of the british people

more like poo sky

i kiss every frog i see just in case

I like that frogs are just like that

pluto is a fucking planet

tree that just fell in the forest with no one around: please tell me someone heard that

theres something about haemorrhoids that doesn’t sit right with me

if an impersonator tried to do an impression of me i would punch him in the face

you’re telling me a dog made this blog

my toilet clogoged theres shit everywhere - feeling unhappy

9:45 am and i’m already awake and ready to start the day with a smile and can do attitude