Another short tease for Fat Cock Friday~

Anyone with Legends: Z-A who can help me evolve my Kadabra?

Combination Fursuit Friday, Fat Cock Friday, and Jocktober post! Come get some~

Something a little different for Fat Cock Friday this time around! Showing off the two handed weapon techniques~

Folks who ask me about attending protests need to understand that if I do it, I risk getting disappeared to a death camp for being the wrong color and I paint a target on the back of my family in the process. While I agree it's important, those who aren't their targets should be taking the lead.

Got a set of really neat icons for myself and some friends from @Eli_uvu on Telegram! Super happy with how they all came out and Eli is a delightful person to work with. Here's mine!

Yeah I guess I can whip it out again for another Fat Cock Friday post~

I can say with certainty that blood does not make for a very good mixer in a daiquiri!

Stuff keeps happening, but I can always count on Fat Cock Friday to be there through it all!

Some people speak so much like bots that you must wonder how they've survived this long while being unable to communicate their most basic desires to other humans. Are they feeding you through tubes so that you may continue to waste air, lobotomite? Even with prodding, they don't get to the point.

Another Fat Cock Friday post. Come get some~

Somebody is going through my local chat and liking my posts from weeks ago. No comments, not an accidental one-off, just going slowly back through the chat history and randomly liking things with inconsistent gaps in between. It's highly unusual behavior and I don't know how I feel about it.

Furry Migration was a real treat! I think this con has the most panels and events that I actually made it to and for the most part, they didn't disappoint. Would road trip to Minnesota again! Candy shop detour after the con resulted in some interesting finds too! :D

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated #fm #FurryMigration

Nothing beats that feeling ya get when friends send you random messages with stuff they think you'd vibe with. The gesture means more than the content, like cats leaving dead things for ya at your door.

Crashing out. Press any key to continue..... And we're shutting down. Reboot in Safe Mode? Y/N

Just the tiniest drop of pre forming for ya on this fine Fat Cock Friday~

Fat cock Friday! Gotta be my favorite day of the week~

When messaging, hi how are you, good you, good is implied. It is meatless non conversation. It doesn't even actually accomplish anything because you're essentially socially expected to be fine and never answer that honestly. Please just start the conversation by telling me what you want.

In my nightmares, I have less than a week to live but change nothing. I die in a routine of days that are just like every other day.

Heat wave Fat Cock Friday post! Way too hot lately, has everything hanging waaay lower than usual~

Fat Cock Friday has come again. Gotta do my part to celebrate~ Who's gonna come take a ride on it next?~

Yeah that sounds about right. I don't hate weird people though! Everyone brings their own brand of weird ot the table and that's half the fun! poomang.com/en/t/mycore_...

Being able to get 200mg bags of gummies for $4 makes road tripping to Michigan on a weedies run so worth it~ Dinner and dessert with the bf on top of that is icing on the cake!

No surprise here. This absolutely lines up with my preferred approach to intimacy! If you're aim is to feel good, craft each experience into something that excites the senses~ spankpls.com/bdsm-test

Undertale is more than just the pacifist route and I feel that good chunks of the game go underappreciated in favor of finding a happy ending.

Have a happy Fat Cock Friday! Favorite day of the week~

Had an unusual dream that for some reason dropped me right in the middle of the afterparty of an orgy. Not the orgy itself, just a get together that happened after with the organizers, folks who helped set up and take down equipment, etc. Pretty chill stuff, but what a strange place to spawn in.

Love how comfy my SYS boxer briefs are~ Never had a Nomad Complex product I've been unhappy with!

tfw you accidentally tear the hole of a hookup who was a little too eager and underprepared and you've gotta hit em with one of these after you leave

I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven

If you've gotta deal with the summer heat anyway, ya might as well make sure to take full advantage of that summer sun for a full body tan~

We made it to AC! Our room is very nice! Feels incredible after a 10 hour train ride haha

Feeling good today so let's do another Fat Cock Friday pic~

So am I supposed to play The French Game with the English dub, or the original French audio with subtitles?

Was surprised with a fantastic piece of gift art from my friend @junma_png on Telegram celebrating my successful eye surgery. It really made my day and distracted from the discomforts of recovery for a bit!

It's my birthday! Come celebrate with me~ Strict birthday suit only dress code :3c

Showing off a new cockring for fat cock Friday. Gotta say I like how it fits!

Looks like another Fat Cock Friday rolled around so have some meat~ :3c

It is painfully difficult to fix a sleep schedule as broken as mine, especially when forcing myself to stay awake for work causes me to crash immediately after work and continues the cycle of terrible sleep/wake times.

Suddenly hit by the super late night/early morning horny with no outlet. Send nudes!~

Haven't done a fat cock Friday in a while! Monster for scale :3c

I woke my sourdough starter back up to make a nice round loaf for the holidays! That's a pretty impressive rise for wild yeast. This particular starter is a year old now!

Had a nice extended bit of deep sleep interrupted by a brief period of REM which brought a bizzare nightmare with it and now I can't sleep. I hate how these hours in particular feel even more lonely than the rest.

Alrighty back home from MFF! Horny Crit has been sated and since it's December, he'll be replaced by the Crit who is angry about people mistaking holly for mistletoe. Mistletoe has white berries and rounded leaves. Holly has red berries and spiny leaves. THIS IS BASIC PLANT IDENTIFICATION PEOPLE!!!!

These sorts of things always seemed like fun so I'll give it a shot! Ask whatever ya wanna about me, my OCs, or anything else you can think of! neospring.org/@criticalerror

Haven't done a Fat Cock Friday in a while. Enjoy~

If I had a nickel for every time a furry's first interaction with me was them asking me to fuck their wife, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

These sorts of things always seemed like fun so I'll give it a shot! Ask whatever ya wanna about me, my OCs, or anything else you can think of! neospring.org/@criticalerror

Crazy to see how much the platform has grown in such a small stretch of time!