This ref was an Ohio cop, and that explains so much. #mls

fuck off with that penalty call. #mnufc

James Rodriguez? More like Ja-MEH's Retirement. #mnufc

James "Lemon" Rodriguez

Yeah it's the fault of #MNUFC that Mr Club Jumper James had diarrhea and is out of shape. FUCK US RIGHT?

Congratulations @wesburdine.bsky.social!

DSC 4 MOTM #MNUFC

3 POINTS

should be 3-1

what is this game, dawg

So, James Rodriguez feels like a bust (he says, without surprise) #mnufc

I'm enjoying the MLS Apple announcer leaving such a pregnant pause after the word "pegging" every time he says it...just letting it hang there. #mnufc

just how unfit *is* James if he's not being subbed in by now

We want Hamm's chants the crowd. #mnufc

I LOVE when the Wonderwall has brass. #mnufc

What do we think, 13-0? #mnufc

Eric Ramsay, you up? I know you're not working right now. #mnufc

Holy fuck this sucks.

DSC is dead. Long live DSC. #MNUFC

Minnesota United's President and Sporting Director had a happy hour just a couple days ago with fans. If it were held today, they would need security.

I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING

4. Have a team rollerblade skate through the Mall of America.

It was a fun season, but it ended when the team sold Tani. Big question if they can now better with that cash

oh well.

I don't care how the ball goes in the net at this point.

Hey there are lots of us, we're just not on airplanes.

All that defending, just to fall asleep and let Dryer be wide open.

"He is connected to Minnesota."

SAN DIEGO IS HARAM. ONLY ALLAH CAN TEST US.

watching this game like

We recommend just completely mentally exhausting yourself until your body naturally shuts down.

Yelling at the referee seems to be a big part of San Diego's offensive game plan

How fickle this SDFC crowd is. They weren't yelling "ref you suck" as he held 2 yellow cards high against #MNUFC.

New rule: If you don’t have a stadium where you can host a Conference Semifinal on the weekend, you lose your hosting privileges. #MNUFC

I didn't realize that Dayne having his tongue out after a moment of sporting success was such a trigger point for so many Sounders fans, but man... they hated that, huh? #mnufc

Turns out you can’t come out playing like dog shit and conceding 3 goals if you want to win

Did Dayne go out and party after finding out he was Goalkeeper of the Year or something? WOOF. #mnufc

I had just snuggled into my blankets when the Loons turned it around. Do I remain in bed and continue to let the Loons cook or watch the rest of the match and potentially jinx it? #mnufc

Put the dog on the pitch and let's get an Air Bud situation goin'. At this point, what do we have to lose?

Sleep well, everyone.

So we just don't get to see the offside line on the replays for any of these goals?