everybody gangsta til the carbon footprint turns into a carbon footjob...

my life be like : Jewwww ahhhh jewwww

you hate furries cuz youre close minded, i hate furries because their art makes it slightly more annoying to find my preferred genres of cartoon pornography we are not the same

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtzc... borealis, obviously #halflife

yknow everyone talks about simultaneous orgasms but thats like. Basic shit. You wanna REALLY get that bitch WILD? - Acausal orgasms. Make her squirt so hard she becomes unstuck from time, bust a nut so hard that they cease to exist entirely, unraveled retroactively, erased from all things known

kyaa, witness me senpai, witness me

Tony shalhoubs downhill jam

do you think those conspiracy like pizza gate types believe that somewhere out there theres a evil jewish cabal collecting discarded foreskins and swimming around in it like scrooge mcducks money bin

sappho more like... MY foe... She is my OPP. this is BOYKISSER territory sory WOKE MAFIA!!

it would be really fucked up and cruel if my friends who follow me on here sent me a lot of good fanart of diluc kaeya and/or alhaitham I would hate it if i got to see really good art of any of those characters that would just be the worst thing ever (and no i dont play genshin I just like its men)

halo announcer voice: MILF SECURED

thers a lot of indictments of my character out there between the things i say and the actions I take towards others but....the level of attraction I feel towards cecil stedman from the invicible tv show is ... probably the worst one

Nothing ever happens fans stay losing HLX is real. Keep the faith. our gaben who art in heaven hallowed be thy name. Ye shall be rewarded

One must simply imagine Sisyphus taking stool softeners

fish fear me women fear me everyone fears me (im autistic and make them uncomfortable)

me beating my wife like: wow this really is the dakr souls of marriage..

mogito ergo sum 😩

cereal experiment layn if she was based be like: present gay...present crime....hahahah IAM BALLLLING IAM VAPIIIING I HAVE CAUGHT THE BALL LETS GO SMOKE WEEE-EEED

the more i play Ck3 and the more I spend time around straight people, the more i start to think hey yknow what maybe medieval humanity cooked with the whole arranged marriage thing like shit its at LEAST as healthy as 90% of boomer relationships and far more socially helpful..

innvotative new AI business model:: I shoot you, with this big gun that i have investors welcome

imma be the BEST old person tbh. I am SO prepared for the whole "entire body hurting 24/7 for no reason" thing because mine already does!! but for a reason - GAY SEX!! Like "ooh my back pain" smh get on my level u wouldnt have this problem if u just got the shit beaten outta you on the reg

so like, theres no way to say this without people making obvious hurr durr sounding jokes. But like, sincerely. 100% truthful no jokes or hyperbole. WHY DOES EVERY DSi/3DS stylus smell like cum?? like i got out a brand new sealed official oldstock one and it STILL smells like that??? WHY???

Takin fat sloppy shiets rn ama pls euthanize me

cram enough microplastics into ur balls and eventually u will be eable to ejaculate printer filament #lifehack #budget #3dprinting

Girl in my campus dining hall just walked past me wearing a “Howard dean for president” shirt, on the same day that Cheney died…. Fuck if that ain’t a sign from god to hold out hope idk what is

professor sycamore is HOT

if you wanna eat my butthole // you gotta buy me some fent

porno parody of magic school bus be like: mrs snizzle

what if . instead of sotha sill it was wokefa sill and when they got murdered it was like in a really hot robo t yuri way??? much to think about/ We live in complicated times

he twink therefore i slam - renthey gaycartes

one good sperm deserves a nother

aaaamber is the color of your sharingan

spent all weekend rebuilding my bed from scratch from boards and it got me like igon elden ring. MY ARMSSS MY LEGS EACH LIES A BLOODY RUIN (pov i torqued the shit out of my wrist, bruised my knee, cut two fingers and idk what exactly i did to my ankle but it doesnt seem to hold me upright anymore)

my ideal economic model is fent seeking behavior

ripping INSANE ass rn ama

bruh i was faded as shit last night what the fuck was i posting about 😭 what is this

To the tune of puff the magic dragon Endure the anal demon

Gwen I was 10 I tripped off the toilet and smacked my head off the size of the. Bathtub, blood everywhere. I don’t think my parents took me to doctor😭😭😭

SUB poenasss??? No I only want penas from tops

commnity cervix ?

plappa tha fappa

I feel it is necessary in light of recent discussion around time magazine to remind everyone

Monica in. Money heist is so fucking hot AAAA

🙄 community.frame.work/t/framework-... another company to add to the list I guess. They're not exactly JKR but wow the way the framework teammember in this thread responded to this sucked. One of those real cases of "literally just apologizing and saying okay we'll stop wouldve been enough"

My neighbor jotaro - a film about small children being punched very hard a lot of times but it’s also whimsical

queefer from the plapp lagoon...🤤

wat if u wanted to go to sonic heaven but balan said..... no.....

Man what the fuck is up with cis people who don’t know you very obviously and unsubtly pausing when they first interact with you and have to use a pronoun. Like you guys realize we can tell, right?? I’m so fuckin tired of institutional bullshit

who up celebrating dry meat tuesday with the boys??