So the Straight of Hormuz is now being shut down by the US instead of Iran?

imagine if we sent Ukraine the weapons we sent Israel.

The best part of this year is going to be the Pacers getting a top 4 pick.

In case you were wondering, Bill Maher is still a fucking douche bag that loves his own voice even though only boomers think he is relevant.

Show the evidence, if it is all there. Don't pussy foot around and bring up the evidence without showing it.

Do you know why Joe Rogen never had a problem with Trump lying constantly, it's because he does it too. www.youtube.com/shorts/5ueKj...

Has Fetterman been on Fox News today?

Arizona is happy because The Chainsmokers made them look good.

In case you were thinking about cheering the removal of Pam Bondi, Todd Blanche said it wasn't illegal to party with Jeffrey Epstein.

Bye Bye Purdon't. IU won a Natty in football before Purdon't won one in Basketball. I just wish I was there to taste all of their tears.

After Purdue loses, I'll be happy that I don't have to watch Braden Smith ever play again and I won't have to listen to Robbie Hummel for the rest of the year either.

Duke won again, but I still see this every time I see Carlos Boozer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt5c...

This would also apply to last week in our defense.

So are we going to call whatever Tiger drinks the Drunken Palmer?

So we are bombing nuclear sites now and radiation is leaking. There goes the Middle East.

Trump is the one shutting down TSA because he always flew private and never had to wait in a line.

Doxxx allllll those FUCKERS!!!!!!!!

Reading is fundamental, if you don't believe me watch Gavin Newsom on any right wing podcast. He can't even read the room without Getty permission.

Looks like Kansas just got their Asses Canned.

Vanderbilt just got Husked.

It seems like sending a couple of rubes to conduct your Iran Relations might not be the best choice. Trump is going to end the global trade network in the next 48 hours.

Robert Mueller had the Epstein files too.

So it turns out that Chuck Norris couldn't beat death.

In case you were wondering, Kentucky is still bush-league.

Well Duke didn't lose but North Carolina just ate itl

Wait until Candace Owens gets to this one,lol.

Congrats on doing AIPAC's work for them by endorsing Biss. If you aren't prepared to make AIPAC register under FARA you are going to get what you deserve the next time you are up for reelection.

Happy Friday

At least the 1976 Hoosiers have something to celebrate now, because #iubb is dog shit for the next few years.

So, Trump wants to make Jake Paul the next Herchel Walker, sounds great.

It's been six long months without hearing Charlie Kirk say horrible racist, misogynistic bullshit.

Tel Aviv looks like Gaza, the irony. www.youtube.com/shorts/nA7UL...

The good news for Corey Lewandoski is that Markwayne Mullin likes to wear heals too.

Lou Holtz supported Trump to death, oh well, one less Trumper.

Karoline "Dipshit" Leavitt just called Hegseth the Secretary of Defense, I hope Trump didn't see it.

Don't worry Tulsi Gabbard, who is currently covering up whistleblower claims, is going to protect all of the USA along with Kash Patel from all attacks on US soil.

I wonder if Trump will be bragging about the price of oil next week?

Imagine if we spent all the money blown to make this happen on world hunger, you know, like USAID.

Wow looks like the tens of billions of US dollars that we have sent to Israel for Anti-Missile tech wasn't spent very wisely.

I guess no one in Congress wants to speak up about how Trump ignored their Constitutional Powers.

Now that the Dow isn't at 50k do you think Bondi will do anything?

The Pedophile formerly known as Prince has now been arrested. Too bad Pam Bondi has been covering up for them for over a decade.

So interesting that no Republicans showed up for the Wexler deposition today, I bet they all show up for the Clintons though.

Turns out Mark Fuckerburg is in the Closet just like Mike Johnson and Lindsey Graham.

I don't usually quote Will Neff, but he's spot on.

Listening to Bill Maher talk about manliness is like listening to Trump talk about pleasing women, you know they are completely full of shit and have no idea what they are talking about.

Hey Aspirin, what is taking so long? He takes way too much and we are getting nothing.

See, Lindsey Graham doesn't just suck Trump's mini mushroom dick.

The FBI redacted all of the Epstein files to cover up for Trump because the FBI is full of Nazis just like it has been since Hoover ran it.

If Pam Bondi was a bird. www.youtube.com/shorts/01cym...