Go white boy go!

Selfish be like “I got the whole deification extinction ahead of me” No you don’t! The Euclideans are coming 😂😂😂

Oh great, the Gaza situation is being milked by scam bots again.

When daggers are painted in ichorous blood The stars will extinguish, the planets will flood The sinews of fate will rip and tear The breath of demise will hang in the air

Man there really needs to be an arctic fur con I’d even try to fly to Washington to attend

“Do you see my point” is this era’s “You should’ve picked Mercy”

I’ve been hearing people go nuts over this REM character recently. Reposting this so people are aware.

Reminder that this guy has been FREE since Christmas. I just wanna get rid of the memory of my ex at this point.

I'm kissing yoshi

I WILL SUMMON WOMAN

SHARD DIFFRACTOR SUNDAY GRAAAAAHHHHH

Helplessly, tragically subby and horny rn but I can’t do anything because I’m still at work…

Would anyone even participate if I hopped on the character height chart trend?

I don't often share my music stuff because my laptop record in like, 8K or some shit. Anyway have a shadow mantle with a side of "WHEN ARE ONE OF THESE FUCKS GONNA DROP A CANDY"

Quick PSA: if someone says “a” in a conversation, do NOT follow up with “b.” That shit is SO 2014.

PLEASE GIVE THIS VIDEO YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION

The hideous beast is food motivated

GO WHITE BOY GO!!!

I fucking knew it.

She classifies as a “large” creature in D&D

I LIVE IN THIS STATE THIS IS AWESOME

Took some sort of “yiff personality quiz” today. I don’t even feel like continuing the trend it was so excruciatingly stereotypical. And it didn’t even assign an accurate role to me lmao. Should’ve expected as much from something that still uses “yiff” in its name unironically.

Very unprofessional conduct from Zork here. I follow a lot of folks that follow this guy, so do with this information what you will.

So the slicer missed half of a potato and the quality check guy walks up to me and hands me a piping hot accidental potato wedge It was delicious

Waking up and the very first thing that happens is one of my ceiling lights burning out

In a Sniffer TF mood. Wondering if I should be contagious…

THE WRETCHED BEAST HAS RETURNED AN SHE IS FAT I will reverse this….

Uber what the FUCK I called for a ride, I saw them pull up, and they just went past and the app said I was on the way to my destination? No the fuck I wasn’t? And I couldn’t respond to the messages from the driver because chat is disabled when the app thinks I’ve been picked up!?

Well... fine, fine... let's do a Reshiram form~ Jirachi will maintain Impression longer with each interaction... ❤️= +4 hours Repost = +8 hours But since I know what you like... Every comment 💬 I'll add 25 pounds to my body permanently~ and... for every new follow = 1 day + 25 pounds.

The hair is a bit off but here’s a pretty accurate (albeit a bit more conventionally attractive) representation of me irl :3 Picrew bases can be fun sometimes picrew.me/en/image_mak...

Sticks my big sniffer hand in your face okay

Barbie Yaga…

Me when I see a porn

Not sure if I have any friends in Minnesota, but next week y’all need to STRIKE. Tell ‘em you won’t work when terrorists are crashing the party.

When someone wins a raffle you participate in but then you check their account Made 3 days ago Zero posts other than the requirements to enter the raffle

They are not tradeable because they are priceless…

Blehhh I don’t like this feature

*Grabs the spoon and holds it to your mouths.* EAT. CHEW. SWALLOW. CONSUME. OSMOSE. ABSORB. You NEED your hopium. m.youtube.com/watch?v=UtCC...

He doesn’t know Rory Night is about to do the snowflake attack

Hey bro can I sniff you

I have a fat ass and a rekindled love for this game.

It me

Grabs you and starts sniffing you (Strength save DC 15) (Disadvantage)

I desperately need a shortform content series where a guy buys expensive vintage liquor and then destroys it by culturing it into vinegar

Yep, there it is. Work caught up to me. I’m passing out standing up and my groin’s been chafed raw from running up and down the factory at full speed.

* Smells like smokepowder and spruce needles. WONDERFUL art of my new Sniffer OC by @bakujuices.bsky.social! LET’S BRING BACK #SNIFFERSWEEP!!!