Fixed :3

Friend is coming

My flocked Thrumbo figurine when it comes in the mail

LMAO we’re having a meeting at work because some guy pulled up to the factory and stole a stack of good quality pallets last night.

I did not expect joining an extreme kink artist’s discord to result in me immediately making like 6 friends that have started showering me in gift art >w<

Today is just not gonna be good is it

Finally something to brighten my day. :3

If I had the power to give up the ghost at any inconvenience I would’ve done it years ago.

If you think work is hard with your boss breathing down the back of your neck My boss actively tweaks the machine while I’m running it

Attention all elephant sonas:

I’ve commed some artists recently who still use certain keywords in transactions receipts. PLEASE, we need to start using our own kind of thieves’ cant. If you want to use the notes to organize the payments, use code words. But IDEALLY you should leave it blank.

One of those days where I wish people took interest in my original species but what can you do, if it’s not popular it’s not popular.

Now that Alloyed Collective is out, we are already working on a patch to get Shock Trooper back into working condition. Sit tight, this may take a few weeks.

Oh. That’s an artist I looked up to defending blatant zoophilia in the nsfw art channels with the “it’s just art” defense.

Someone just sent me a .jfif in a discord dm. I would rather every image in the world convert to webp than see another jfif again.

Fukkit, rudimentary first draft of my new dnd character. He’s a Baku-Loxodon Eldritch Knight. The weird cracks on the profile view are a lightning strike scar :3

If you think you’re having a bad day, I just saw a Reddit post where a guy had to send everyone home for the day because a truck SPILLED HUNDREDS OF GALLONS OF FUEL OIL behind his business. Gonna be a loooooong call with the EPA.

Oh hey I found the meme I was originally gonna post here

Ugh, waking up with a stomach ache that hurts so bad you can barely move

This is me irl if anyone cares

Remembering that this video got me a warning from the Nookazon Discord mods for “inciting violence against a villager”

I love when I’m just minding my own business gaming and my RAM sneezes. The Seam Machine couldn’t have been announced soon enough, I need to get a new computer.

Not me just whipping out the most accurate dino head I’ve ever drawn for my original species while making a ref sheet for a c*mm 😭😭😭

I need to moonblast someone rn..

This shit had me giggling stupid for ten minutes

Samus got compared to the Doom Slayer so much they’re trying to go for the Ancient Gods dynamic it seems. Except this time take the ARC Intern and sap him of all his charm by making him incredibly obnoxious.

Be me > Cousins want to make spaghetti > No sauce > I mention planning to hit the store today > Cousin agrees he’ll drive me > Immediately passes out drunk while I’m still in the doorway > Mfw > Check two hours later > Still out cold > Dark outside, call an Uber because I’m tired of waiting

Starting to get annoyed at small hip hop producers bc they’re the kinds of guys that hop into call if a guy’s got FL Studio open and they’ll hijack the call to stream whatever noise they made on GarageBand We get it, you know how to put gain on a sub bass. Let me get back to translating a midi.

Okay but like, the Gabe Cube is just BEGGING for some limited edition Companion Cube cases

Bonus because it keeps happening.

Oh yeah uhhh sneak peek at something I’m getting done

Too lazy to cook right now so I’ve already eaten half this block of aged white cheddar I bought

Bro went to Isle Zero. I got this comic done by the legendary @goopyarts.bsky.social!

Snailfish appreciation post

Yeag

Lmfao scammers tryna take this shit seriously will never not be funny

They really do be making pallets out of anything nowadays this is literally someone’s front deck

Can someone please draw these three as Bane Bhaal and Myrkul and call them the Ed Three 🙏🙏🙏

DAMN THESE BOOBS GOT HANDS

Oh my god the yoshi is fuckable

WISCONSIN HAS ARMED SNIPERS AT THE STATE BORDERS TASKED WITH SHOOTING ALL LACTOSE INTOLERANT PEOPLE TRYING TO ENTER WITH CONCENTRATED CHEDDAR BULLETS

Fuckin’ tard

Awwww… looks like the time only came to just over two weeks… What’s that? The seal stepped on a multiplier trap? FOUR TIMES?!? Well, well, looks like the seal is staying for 58 days~

I SWEAR to god Uber when I click on Delivery I want to see DELIVERY Stop showing me options that have switched to “pickup only” because of the snow. You’re better off showing me an empty screen.