Melania surprised trump with a small, gift wrapped box. He found an engraved gold bracelet inside. He put it on, but he noticed a problem, the jeweler had gotten his initials wrong, instead of DJT it read, DNR. He said to Melania "There is a mistake." to which she replied, "No, there isn't".

It is not true that trump's pretend awards have cheapened the value of the true Peace Prize, but...

Marketing 101

Congratulations to Gov. Newsom, awarded the inter-galactic Peace Prize! It is the largest, most important Peace Prize and it is made out of solid gold, not gold plated like others.

Stick a sock in it. Or a banana

I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 fuck Putin and his little monkey, trump

Marjorie Taylor Greene says trump is causing distress to her by stirring up his base against her. The shoe is on the other foot now.

Did the rapist have any distinguishing features?

I really want to thank the voters of California for what they are willing to do for the U.S.A. As a resident of Maine (2 Congressional seats) I'm heartened to see the results from your state this morning. Thank you so much!