Watching ‘Poop Cruise’ on Netflix just cements my decision to never, ever go on a cruise ship. Apart from the fact that it’s way too ‘peopley’, the whole cesspit of germs with excrement everywhere is not my idea of a holiday 🤢💩 14 hour flights are bad enough…

No one wants this. The pathetic d*ck swinging and sandpit antics has to stop.

I guess travel to the US is off the cards thanks to the tangerine tyrant 😡

Dear America, you will never be a Trooping of the Colour

Not the best session for Australia 🙄 #WTCfinal

So good to see Lord’s on the tele, again. If you ever go to London I highly recommend the Lord’s tour. I’ve done it twice, and absolutely loved being in those famous dressing rooms, on the balconies, the long room, and the space ship. Let’s go, Aussies🏏🇦🇺

It’s been a day. Actually, it’s been a few weeks to be honest. Resignation done, margarita in hand

No greater way to put a person off a political party, than sending unwanted texts. Can’t reply, not considered spam, block the number and they send from another. Just STOP. Take your fricken ‘trumpet’ elsewhere 😡#Election2025 #AustraliaDecides

Whoo Hoo! Gaga tickets 🎫

Daily occurrence - Wake up, grab phone, check socials to see what disasters Trump has created overnight…

I miss London Underground trains. I had to wait 15 minutes for a Metro train this morning… but at least I got a seat 😉

Wonders how many more times I can watch the ‘Trumpet of Patriots’ TV ads before the Tele gets thrown out the window…

Ah, jet lag. It gets worse the older I get 🤪 I’d love to be back in London, as I appear to be in their time zone still

It would appear I’m stuck in London. Was due to fly out of Heathrow this morning. No idea when I’ll get back to Australia. Could be on a flight in 24 hours, could be 3 days 🤣

This week is off to a great start 🙄 Flying to Europe this Friday night (5 days) and Hubby tests positive to COVID today 😫

You know it’s hot in Melbourne when the water from the cold water tap is hot. 42C today #HateSummer #MelbourneWX

16-0 well done Ladies!

Well done Ladies!! #Ashes #AUSvENG

Great little flang-fest Melbourne. Even for a weather lover who has chased in the US, close strikes still make me jump! Nothing like whip-cracking CG’s to get the blood pumping ⚡️ #MelbourneWX #Storms #Weather

Thank you BlueSky peeps for a fun and engaging test series 🏏 #AUSvIND

Congratulations Australia, and Beau Webster hitting the winning runs. Shame Smudge couldn’t crack the 10,000th run. #BGT has been won! Time to build that statue for Boland 🥳 #AUSvIND

It has officially reached over 40C at my house 🥵 #MelbourneWX

Crap… #AUSvIND

FFS Smith… #AUSvIND

Time to get it done, Smithy, 10,000 runs #AUSvIND

Dammit… #AUSvIND

The #BGT looks to be slowly slipping through the fingers of the Indian team. Funny game, cricket, it can change in an instant though… #AUSvIND

Aussie’s want it done quickly so they have more time to celebrate for the rest of the day 😜 #AUSvIND

Statue needed at SCG STAT! #AUSvIND

BOLAND!!! 5 wickets ❤️ #AUSvIND

Day 3 🩷 let’s go! Missed most yesterday as was busy. Couch and cricket day today #AUSvIND

Cummins the nutcracker. Ouch 😣 #AUSvIND

Pant is going to need a kilo of Hirudoid cream tonight #AUSvIND

I walked out the room and missed a wicket 🤣 #AUSvIND

2/22 can only be said one way. Thanks Ritchie ❤️ #AUSvIND

Build the man a statue!!! Well done Boland and debutant Webster #AUSvIND

Little ripper!!! Konstas!!! #AUSvIND

Commentators banging on about the queues into the 48,000 capacity SCG. MCG - hold my beer 😉 #AUSvIND

Whoo Hoo! Cricket is on! Welcome to the 5th Test. Let’s hope there is a result with Sydney’s temperamental weather 🙄 #AUSvIND

Random thought for the day: In A Country Practice, Wandin Valley Bush Hospital is a two storey building on the outside, yet you never see the occupants going up stairs or rolling trolleys into lifts…

What a fabulous test that was. Incredible game to watch. Thank you Bluesky peeps for the fun comments. See you in Sydney - let’s hope it’s not rained out… #AUSvIND

Whoo hoo!!! #AUSvIND

You bloody ripper!!! Bolo!! F**k yeah!! #AUSvIND

Espresso Martini time #HappyHour #AUSvIND

How GOOD is test cricket? What a game! #AUSvIND #MCG #BGT #Cricket 🏏

YESS!!!!!! Out!! #AUSvIND

OMFG!!! Lyno and Smudge!!! #AUSvIND

Build the Man a statue!!! #AUSvIND

You little beauty!!! 4/121 #AUSvIND

During the next over I’m leaving the room. Let’s hope for a breakthrough #AUSvIND