The heist of the century

Will Smith of the dodgers 0 for 4 tonight. Will Smith of the sharks 1 goal tonight (so far). Will Smith of Bel Air:

Happy NBA day to all who celebrate!! #GoDubs

The Trump admin discovered that shame only exists if you acknowledge it. If you lie it away or just shift the conversation, you never have to face consequences or feel bad for your actions.

2025-26 NBA Season Hope List: 1) I hope the league enforces their flopping rules and fine for flops all season. 2) I hope the media regularly points out how ridiculous the blackout rules are so I can watch Nuggets games again someday, instead of remind me that "it's a highlight league."

This is so good

All this happened in the pilot of the hit new show on Fox, "Chef"

What a game. Can anybody read lips?

Happy NBA Playoffs to everyone that celebrates!!

Rewatch Shoresy. Stop the trade war. Be nice to Canadians.

Dems don't realize how much they come off as losers- "Look at these idiots going after democracy and ruining the country. You need to help us and mobilize against them." And then they blame us for losing elections. If the idiots are beating you, what are you?

Hey Super Bowl. I think it's time to do away with the Roman numerals thing. It's not clever or cute or fun. Let's agree to put it away after we get a few laughs with LIX and we can use a current number system next year.

NBA League Pass, but it skips the ads and skips the free throws and skips the announcers filling time while they wait for the review decision.

@nodunksinc.bsky.social @jeskeets.bsky.social Rad!

Such a bears move to lose yards with an interception

Soto is basically Trout East now. Why would you choose the Mets if the money is close?

The British saying hurry and Americans saying hooray sounds almost identical

Ladies! Are you getting sick and tired of your husband eating too many snacks? Here's a tip: get smaller bowls! Look how many Cheez-Its I can fit in this thing instead of a man-sized bowl?

Dillon Brooks starts a fight and then runs into Stephen Adam's arms to protect him

Have you ever walked into a place for a beer that was advertising tap, but it was just a tap dance studio?

An F1 race is like an NBA season. Every team needs to make adjustments at some point. Gotta stay healthy and end with good momentum.

"Jenny McCarthy." "That's ok." Ouch, what a way to hear your celebrity status.

GP2 and CP3 next to each other just reminds you of how lazy those nicknames are

Deion Sanders basically creating a better version of himself as a college player with Travis Hunter is pretty amazing

If the young boys can't handle a bit of heckling at the rink, they should stick to tiddlywinks and PlayStation.

The NBA has taken a hard turn into, "who's tanking and who's not?" And in some very unfortunate and boring cases, "who's tanking harder?"

Wait, why does everyone seem to like Anatomy of a Fall? If you never find out what happened, did anything actually happen? Answer: no, you just read a whole movie for nothing.

Lebron's "injuries" are the same as a toddler crying when they want attention. The man never gets hurt, he just doesn't like it when he's not the main focus at any given time.

I am proudly the only person to never stream Mariah Carey's Christmas song. Ever. The only Mariah Carey content I support is when she was randomly chilling on Richard Branson's bed on MTV Cribs.

Sure Bob Myers drafted Klay, Draymond, Looney, and Barnes, but that was a very long time ago. Poole is what he is too. He also drafted countless busts like Paschal, McCaw, Kuzmic, Bell, Wiseman, Evans, Mannion, Jessup, Smiley, etc. At what point do we consider if Dunleavy is better at the draft?