watching boston bruins hockey. love da boston bruins, baby!

that frank seravelli radio hit is so fucking funny. dumb and ugly is a horrible combo for 'ol franklin.

as a society, we've got to stop the 1975 from ever producing a single second of music again. we've already let too much slide.

brody king/swerve at revolution?! this card is absolutely fucking stacked.

now that's some gabe kidd shit right there. now is the time?

putting actual mp3s from your windows computer onto the iphone has literally never been a harder-to-do/worse experience than it seems to be now. essentially impossible to do this cleanly.

six quote tweets in a row on the timeline dunking on the substack-brained moron. literally six.

realizing that nothing in hockey will likely ever crush me like 2019. i cannot be hurt like that anymore. even this simply bounces of my armour fashioned from pain.

jets fans gotta be wondering if they’ll ever get this connor hellebuyck in the playoffs.

matthew tkachuk was in hell trying to read that lineup card. shit probably looked like hieroglyphics.

absolutely fucking electric. this is what it’s all about.

god is great.

imagine being happy that you made women cry. couldn't be me.

freebird is such a dog shit goal song, man. fuck usa hockey.

saw nine inch nails last night and they played burn. holy fuck.

can't imagine letting mitch marner leave my team. gotta be dumb as fucking rocks to allow that to happen.

Look at the adjective.

lena kross in aew rocks. you can literally never have enough giant women.

damn. stat was fucking BLEEDING backstage.

grand slam australia.

the swedes and finns scrumming it up with the organ playing at the end of the period is a thing of beauty.

freebird fuckin' sucks.

welcome to the olympics, important game(s) connor hellebuyck.

pastrnak really struggling without marat khustnutdinov to carry the line.

getting chills seeing ondrej kase on the ice again.

holy hell, ciampa/fletcher was fucking excellent.

tomorrow’s dynamite looks like an absolute assbeater. can’t wait.

hopefully drake maye can learn how to navigate a pocket and pressure therein by watching darnold do it drive after drive. maye continues to be disappointing in the playoffs. (fully aware the o-line reeks, but there’s plays to be made now and again and he’s not seeing it.)

the new england patriots.

stafford won the mvp over maye due to woke and dei policies for old white guys.

*every time i actually tune in and watch curling* i should watch more curling. i'm letting vic rauter down.

adam schefter (and emily kaplan) breaking the panarin to the kings deal is funny as hell.

watching preliminary round olympic curling, as god intended.

need the olympics to start asap. absolutely pristine work watching ability with the timezone, and the winter olympics are peak.

super bowl week. now actually thinking about the game and all possible permutations. hitching my emotional balance to it, as all fans should.

jeremy swayman, your childhood dream has come true. also, zadorov, if the lead stays big, it’s time to murder hagel.

hagel not getting a matching roughing call there is really all based on the scoreline.

pretty big statement game if illinois holds on down the stretch.

seeing some extremely funny screenshots from the royal rumble. more ads than fans.

the new stabbing record is so fucking good. one of the best brutal death bands going right now. stabbingtxdm.bandcamp.com/album/eon-of...

listening to slowdive on the computer.

fraser minten getting a lot of media time lately since he was traded by the leafs. he’s even better than everyone is saying.

hooooooly shit! what a main event.

ciampa is 40 so they really didn't need to sign him. that's a fact, full stop. not suggesting this is some great get. that said, if we assume tony was always gonna sign one of ciampa or gargano, they got the "right" one.

let's be honest, the jets and jon gruden are a perfect mix in the absolute worst way possible.

the bruins are so fun, man. please let the lads make the playoffs.

is bill belichick not being a first ballot hall of famer the biggest snub ever? not really one who really cares about these, but cannot fathom something more insane.

listening to sigur rós on the computer.