I hate the saying that a slowly boiled frog won't jump out it's a dumb saying and false! Frogs will jump out if slowly heated also don't boil frogs that's fucked up!

People will reply to comments that have thousands of likes with "most under-rated comment"

My existence has directly caused several people I know to question their sexuality

Fuck shou tucker

Edward elric is short because he didn't drink his milk

I'm rewatching full metal alchemist brotherhood and it's only the first episode and I'm crying

Roy mustang is probably one of the best supporting characters in all of anime

bro crunchyrolls algo is dog shit it only recommends me anime that I've already seen

Funny how people claiming they were being canceled by the left or academia turned into basically a mutual aid reputation laundering opportunity to greatly enrich and permanently employ right wing talking head grifters. 1/n

sometimes with freedom ones own mind becomes the prison

Might try live screaming

Scammers basically see this as a list of human attack vectors.

I play minecraft with mods to prevent my computer from exploding into flame

God is actually omni-impotent omni-ignorant and omni-malevolent

I now use "based" almost only in response to someone doing something comically stupid or self destructive.

from sophomore to senior year in high school I was sent to a christian boarding school and had to live in the boys dorm. in the dorm there was a "TV room" where people would watch sports and I would go in there and pretend to like and enjoy sports sometimes for the sole purpose of 1/n

When I was in school I ran for student council president for the sole purpose of mocking the idea of the position and the whole endeavor entirely putting up posters around the school that said "I'm Awesome what's your excuse" which made people pissed at me which made me happy.

Finally music

A comment on YouTube I see annoyingly often: "Remember guys he/she isn't suicidal" It's often found on videos that happen to cover a topic some conspiracy losers think is wrong-think or a not allowed topic by their preferred deep state.

asking my cat where her saiyan pride is

asking my cat where her saiyan pride is

Actually it's "An I" not AI. You see you have to use "An" before words with a vowel sounding beginning like "I".

And all the actors look like clothing models in tjmax ads you'd see in a waiting room magazine.

I love that corny 2010s made for TV editing with the stock pack of cheesy suspense sound effects

The idea that Christians feel like they're the underdog never made sense to me. You can't portray yourself to be the underdog when you also believe you have an Omnipotent being on your side to the detriment of everyone else. Even as a kid it was obvious to me that the real underdogs in the story1/2

When I was a kid I would sing all the hymns but replace any instances of "god" "lord" "jesus" etc with Satan and no one knew because everyone else's singing was louder than mine

Or a pagan fertility magic magic focus

Calling it a solstice celebration tree

Due to double jeopardy you can only be sent to horny jail once 😥😭

It growed 😶‍🌫️🫣😳😖💕

As an autistic person I feel like artistic expressions that greatly amplify emotional expression have greatly taught me and expanded my understanding of emotions in both others and myself. Like for instance in screamo and in super hyper emotionally magnified anime.

I know the year isn't over yet but I'm calling it "Tojima Wants to Be a Kamen Rider" is the best anime of the year.

Purah telling Link "Now go defeat Ganondorf" Link proceeds to collect 900 korok seeds visit every well hoard every treasure in the kingdom and shoot hundreds of spiritually significant frogs.

Wanna see me cum? 30 🔁 reposts for cum video

the s2 theme for kaiju no. 8 "you can't run from yourself" by aurora feels very Jungian

So you're saying that "two heads are better than one" isn't about oral sex???!? I call bs!

I went to a drag show for my first time today and I gotta say that I am now even more disappointed and a bit confused with people that think it's an evil hypersexual grooming fest. It's literally just a musical play. I've seen old Disney movies that were more sexual. It was fun 😊

This basically happened to me with my transmasc roommate except I had already come out and he helped and pushed me to be more feminine and gave me clothes and helped me with heavy lifting and stuff like that. 😌

Imagine you're a "guy" and your male straight best friend is talking to you saying stuff like you would look really cute in a dress and you should wear more feminine stuff more often and whenever you're doing strenuous things around him he says you don't need to do that and helps you.

ok but does your puppy girlfriend walk in a circle until she finds a comfortable places to sleep?

If tattoos were swappable like skins I'd be getting do many tattoos

What if we got an end update but it came with an Elytra nerf

Solid as gold seven day lock

I bet your scrabble end game is trash

Childhood trauma isn't a competition

Brb on my way to Iscandar to find the one piece after I get milk and cigarettes from the corner store in another world I've been reincarnated into as a dog

when you wish upon a star your wish will only come true if the star hosts a planet with complex life on it.

No, homo

Can you hear the sea calling?