One girl's rot is another girl's harvest

Hive-mind interferometry!

Couldn't the pluribus hive mind individuals on the night side of the planet simply all look up at the night sky thus acting as a large visible light interferometer telescope?

Bark bark bark, Avy has Amelia's phone! Soon I will eat all her lithium batteries and then install linux on her phone so that I can install bash and vim owo.

follow your dreams like your life (the life that you want) depends on it because it does!

I'll wake up in the morning and before I know it I'm learning about snail robot swarms and their applications.

She'll bring little toys and trinkets to me and set them down and look at me and I'll throw them and she'll run after them and get them and bring them back 😁

My cat loves playing fetch with me

I could've written this better but I typed it out right after waking up while the dream was still fresh in my memory.

I'm maxing my whimsy stat

would you rather have knowledge or wisdom? I'd rather have whimsy :3

Don't care didn't ask Leave me alone don't come back

May you know the joy of spilling your slop inside a cute faggot

I'm back and you didn't even know I was gone ✌️😋

Deactivating for a bit because I wanna see how it works. ofc you won't see this after I deactivate tho lol

Yup this is indeed what has happened.

it's barely the third day of 2026 are we bombing Venezuela???

New years resolution to have more gay sex than you

Let's fucking goooo! first to cum in the new year!

I haven't slept in a year bruh

Happy New Year!

Your likes and dislikes are mostly fake btw

just bought a cpu so I'm upgrading from a i3-7100 to a i7-7700k :3

If your "unfinished business" is becoming a ghost what happens?

In a black hole after crossing the event horizon all of one spacial direction gets compressed and flipped onto the other so instead of forward and backwards existing only forward does anymore which is the same a physical direction no longer having spacial dimension but only time.

goombas are circumcised

one who awakens to a world asleep does not awaken to utopia

what Self Care looks like for me 😋🥰 (P.S. this whole recording session is up on my OF) #femboy #anal #trans #gayass #powerbottom #dildo #brownskin #blackporn #blacksky #melanin #poccontent #slimthicc #booty #transgirl #transporn #bisexaul

using forced perspective to make my dick look bigger

Just made Chinese braised pork belly on rice from scratch it's fire

My ID says "Sex: F" because I have sex with female

Anyone else hold their pen like this?

When I was a kid one time at church a guy was taking bible questions from youths in the audience and so I stood up and waited for the deacon to give me the mic to ask my question and I asked "what's your credit card number?" I got beat after church but it was worth it. bible is a boring book.

medicated bipolar will be like you have a pretty stable mood for a while and then you'll suddenly descend into mental anguish for a couple days :)

for me it was 3 and thankfully I first came out as an Atheist and by doing so rooted out most of the homophobic and transphobic people from my life by way of them disowning me before coming out as bi and trans lol definitely one of the good if you're going for route optimization or time saves

how many times did you have to come out?

Physical Balatro???

girlfriend sending you pictures of her titties really brightens the day :3

Your mom gay

I've been playing so much chess recently that I've been seeing pretty much all things that have potential for movement like people animals cars as chess pieces even thinking they might capture each other oof

my brother got tricked by an ARG

Dear Crunchyroll, dubs don't count as "New" episodes.

Dear Crunchyroll, dubs don't count as "New" episodes.

On or off?

I'm reading the ancient Sumerian epic "Enmerkar and the Lord of Aratta" and it's unintentionally really funny. It's supposed to be a couple things 1. a story about why the city state of Uruk was the best and 2. an explanatory origin myth for the invention of writing. but 1/n

Cloudflare is big down

that first infographic was small cuz i posted it from my phone so here's a bigger one

On or off?