Highly recommend this movie! Especially if you’re a fan of 1900s blues 🎶 Warning, it is a horror movie though. Kinda forgot about that and nearly threw my popcorn everywhere at the first jump scare 😅

Didn’t expect to come into work and end up trying to find a rehabilitation center for some young pigeons but…c’est la vie? Lol 🩵

Being demi, I came to the realization that getting someone’s Telegram/Discord that I find attractive brings me as much satisfaction as someone else sleeping with a person they find attractive 😅

“I’m one Cobb salad away from a penis.” #NoContext

Holy shit, this movie was a better movie than I expected (campier too but made it better in my opinion lol). Also, three things… 1.) Garcia 🥵 2.) Krampus 😳 3.) The Snowmen 🫠

Idk what it is about this song but, even without reading the lyrics, it’s so empowering. Makes me emotional 😅

“100% cucktopussy material.” #NoContext

Me playing Barotrauma for the first time: “I don’t know if mechanic and engineer are good rolls for me…” 😅 Me one hour later: “If I even HEAR anyone fixing any of my shit one more time, y’all are going out the airlock!” 😤 #TeamPlayer 😂

“…are you kidding? He GLUED HIS COCK SHUT!” #NoContext

Anyone else start conversations with non-furry friends like this or is it just me?

“I got a harpoon gun, a stun baton, and a will to live.” #NoContext

Resident of mine at work gave me a tiara yesterday. She was going to throw it away but wanted to see how I looked in it She liked how I looked so much that I decided to wear it for the rest of my shift. A lot of the residents complimented how good I looked in it 💛

I’m usually at work and clocking in by 5:53am, every single day with few exceptions Today I was a few minutes late. My coworkers were freaking out thinking I wasn’t coming in and they were gonna he short-staffed Didn’t know how much of an impact I had around here lol 😅

“Certified, bona fide snail bitch.” #NoContext

Couldn’t think of the country where Swedish people came from during a conversation and, to keep from awkwardly stopping mid-sentence, said “Swedland” 🫠

“His dick is the Sriracha squizzler.” #NoContext

After working 12 days in a row, I finally get a day off! 🎉 Keyword: “A” day. I’m back the following day. Hurray being understaffed! 🫠 At least it’s only a 6-day work week x3

“DON’T COW VAGINA! DON’T! JUST…DON’T!” #NoContext

No one: Literally no one: Man (who was probably a fennec in disguise) waiting for the light to change as we drove by: “…aaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhhh—!”

“And now…chicken! Wait no…lube!” #NoContext

“The Happiness Project” by Gretchen Rubin Happiness is hard to pin down to specifics, especially as it varies for everyone. The author in this books goes down a road to test out things that make people happy, even if it doesn’t work for her. A very joyful read 😊 #BookJourney

“My head is 8.5 inches from top to bottom? Makes sense why my friend can make me worship his balls while getting my hair sticky with pre.” #NoContext

Went to Medieval Times for some food and entertainment with a friend and, I gotta say, I was not disappointed 😌

“There’s a wiener pending…” #NoContext

So…just finished watching the #Fallout show. As a fan of the games, I think I need like a week or two to process what the fuck just happened and what I just learned 😵‍💫

I went to a gun range for the first time as a date, and it felt…fun? The shooting was definitely fun, and it was nice seeing my date enjoy himself, but as a queer person surrounded by older conservative men, I definitely felt a bit uneasy the entire time 😅

“Spitters are quitters. Don’t be a spitter, be a throat goat.” #NoContext

It’s always the sweet and cuddly twinks that leave you gagging with a sore jaw

“1984” by George Orwell …fuck. Just…fuck… #BookJourney

“Clean but crotch-y.” #NoContext

Mall Interaction: Religious Man: “Do you believe in eternal life?” Me: “No” Man: “Well, do you think you’re going to heaven?” Me: “No. I think it’s eternal nothingness once I die” Man: 😐 Me: 🙂 Man: “…well, uh, it was nice to meet you” Me: “Likewise!” 😊 *fist bump*

“Where is the grass fucker?” #NoContext

Went to the Arizona Renaissance Festival a while back with friends! It was my first time and my god, it’s MUCH bigger than I originally anticipated 😵‍💫 (Forgot to post this…several times 😅)

“Why don’t they sell second-hand cremation urns here? Not like the dead need them anymore. They gotta stop hogging them all.” #NoContext

“Some people have the most cavernous asses.” #NoContext

Someone asked me, “Why do you never seem upset or angry? Why are you so happy?” Simple. Is the world not negative enough? Do you want another complainer? Do you want another person that vents every bad thing that happens to them? I can be that person. But I choose not to be

“Animal Farm” by George Orwell They may be animals, but when possessed with human-level consciousness, they corrupt their (or any) system of government to meet their desires. They may be animals…but I see nothing but human selfishness by the end #BookJourney

“How to inconspicuously say ‘banana bread.’ ” #NoContext

I’ve recently been forcing myself into reading more, especially since I now have my ADHD medication again. Honestly, I almost exclusively read The Magic Tree House. Soooo…decided to make a #BookJourney series of my thoughts on the books I’m reading. Without further ado…

“My brain is functioning at 0% brain, 6% goo.” #NoContext

This song is way too catchy. I can’t stop humming it at work 😅 Plus, it’s a good message that’s unfortunately a bit relatable youtu.be/BxvsZG4AED8?...

“Cow cum conveyor belt.” #NoContext

Enjoying my time at #LVFC, but I was not ready for all the hot guys in speedos at the pools. Especially those with bellies 🫠

I brought a book to work today cause, ya know, now that I actually have focus again, I can read more than a few words So many of the residents at my work were impressed and applauded me…for reading. And something without pictures no less 😅 Context: I work with elderly

“Need a playlist for sun fucking.” #NoContext

Day 1 of Dexedrine…here we go 💊

Damn… I fell in love with #Helldivers2 SO fast 😅

…I just realized I have 40+ individual board/card games (picture is just some of them) …and several more on my wishlist …I don’t have a problem, I swear 🙃

“True friends get hallucinogenic enemas together.” #NoContext