i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”

and so begins the annual tradition of the cats slowly figuring out ways to fuck with the tree

I’d just like to reiterate that if you put on a mask, and go out without a warrant and kidnap people because they aren’t white enough, you’re a huge piece of shit…

Hi Human, God wakes up, checks phone. First thing seen: Trump spent Thanksgiving with Epstein in 2017.

First of all, a 15-year-old is not "barely legal." The age of consent in Florida is 18. So sexual behavior with a 15-year-old is rape. Megyn Kelly is VILE trash for saying otherwise. And Megyn Kelly is confessing to having insider information about what Jeffrey Epstein was up to but stayed silent.

She's also GARBAGE.

No, Megyn KKKelly, honey, there are NOT "acceptable degrees" of being a motherfucking PEDOPHILE. Try harder.

Dear God

live laugh lurk in the shadows

BREAKING: Democrat Eric Swalwell just referred to DOJ for fraud by Bill Pulte. This is true "weaponization of the DOJ".

I'm in the thrift heaven of someone who's really into 90s shit.

A flower crown for real!!!

Hallelujah

i've arrived at the point where only Bea Arthur gifs reflect my mindset...

Bad mood lighting is the absolute worst

follow the stars open.spotify.com/track/05E4SR... this song makes me feel like though in cold and silent place, there is still warmth before one’s eyes

a nostalgic melody makes you remember the good old days🍀 #NIKKE3rdAnniversary #NIKKE #NIKKEfanart #Redhood nikke.onelink.me/cCNP/Tamomoko

omg I can’t believe I used to wear my teeth like that

the sky when you're in a parking lot:

pornhub search "making love to my beautiful wife in our soft bed"

Very important thread of the only real news updates you need. Just ask...

In an ideal world, the Antichrist and the President of the United States would be two different people

Sitting at a campfire staring at another campfire. 5”x5” oil

I didn’t see the northern lights. But I did spend a moment enjoying the stars on a crisp autumn night.

Great idea!!

What Would Jesus [Not] Do?

"Where you are standing I left my umbrella years ago..." "Sweep your own porch!" Words of wisdom from my Oma.

Hello my lovely friends. 👋🏻☕️🌞 Happy Thursday! I hope you all have a beautiful day! 🤍

The apathy is palpable world wide. Shock and awe daily works wonders for a reason.

Stockholm Syndrome is actually very nice and I love it now

Thank you for awakening my inner child. I hope you enjoy all the crying and tantrums.

Morning Thingummies!

if you were looking for a good time to go completely insane, i think this is it

Man, it’s going to be sweet when not a single thing happens to any of these men.

Seriously jealous... I'm in Vancouver, Canada so it's really aggravating.

It was the first time the Situation Room needed a blacklight and a bouncer.

forgot i bought two mini baguettes that expire and mama told me not to waste food.........

Aww that really hits my empathy meter big time.

To err is stupid, to forgive also stupid

I wish killing the planet wasn't a political issue

This Isn’t Even The Worst Stuff.

imagine hating me and im just over here getting baked trying to make the internet smile again

When women turn 27 three megabytes of randomized art history facts automatically download into their brains

Same.

Northern Lights over Chassell in Michigan's Keweenaw Peninsula!

My cousin in northern Alberta sent me this and I am not at all envious I feel nothing but love