Who the hell is saying that Christianity is now about hating on homosexuality? That sounds like complete bullshit!

So Tweek, how’s Spencer getting on in your dad’s coffee place?

So why exactly is Pip STILL living with Red? He clearly doesn't deserve her.

I really am falling behind, aren't I?

Why the hell is this type of haircut so trendy with kids nowadays? It looks stupid.

Remind me to stay a hundred yards from Red. After the whole satanic ritual and hearing how she cheated on Kevin while dating Jimmy, I want nothing to do with who they call my cousin.

So where's Butters? We need to talk.

Oh, for Christ’s sake!

Let's be real, Andy never really deserved to be friends with these four assholes since they're usually the ones that cause trouble for us. Not to mention how they treated him like crap when he helped us with the snowstorm of last year.

Now that think about it, that was a different Kipling I remembered from Middle Park and he was my old teacher. I have no idea who this Webelo guy is… or their gender.

I swear, I thought I saw this Kipling kid a long time ago before I moved to South Park.

Kids are talking about the recent phone ban and Kyle’s mom declaring war on Palestine, meanwhile I’m still wondering what gender that Webelo kid is.

Happy birthday, Butters.

Has anyone seen Wendy anywhere? I need to talk to her about something.

"Because people should be okay with the way they look! I have pimples on my forehead, my bottom teeth are crooked, so what?" Yeah, plus crappy bangs, flat titties, an overdose of perfume and armpit scars from when you had your breast implants. I'm better looking than you are, Wendy.

If my family ever thinks about moving back to Middle Park, Tweek should come with me.

Urgh... where's Tweek?

Wait, huh? What about me?

Stan's moved back to South Park? Well, I guess his dad had finally come to his senses. I kinda wasn't aware of his crazy shit until me and the guys saw him and his wife dumping several bottles of Cred a while back.

//So, when I first heard that the next episode will be called Toxic Positivity, I thought it would be about Tweek trying to keep his composure all week to prevent himself from freaking out over the changes happening recently. I wished it was really about that than a Towelie episode.

Happy Birthday, Tweek!

Last night, I had a dream where I was back in Middle Park Elementary and met my old classmates again.

I really miss Middle Park, I really do.

So... is Jesus still in school?

You know, if there’s one thing Clyde has made a good point about in his podcast is that girls really can’t be trusted, like at all.

[Craig walks back into the hospital with Tweek to find Clyde still there] Clyde... please wake up. I know you fucked up, but you didn't deserve to be beaten up like this. If you do, I promise I'll let the whole podcast thing slide.

Clyde got beaten up by Cartman in the playground for taking his shtick and now he's in the nurse's office. I'm also there with him keeping him company.

Okay, I think I get it now.

Everyone, avoid Clyde at all costs. He's already gone far off the deep end.

Can anyone explain to me why more and more people are agreeing with Cartman? Most of the time, he has no idea what he's talking about.

I've just got a call from Andy, he says he needs me here to fight the police or something.

Okay, I’m gonna go and get a job at that grocery place Andy works. He said it could help me with my money.

May the 4th be with you.

So when's summer break again? I forgot.

Butters just can't really catch a break, can he?

Hey, does anyone remember this kid called Spencer Hollis?

Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing Clyde fight Nathan. That jerkwad deserves it anyway.

It's my birthday already? That's great.

So, what's been happening so far?

You know, it's so nice spending time with Tweek on Thanksgiving with no crazy shit happening to worry us.

For this year's thanksgiving, I want things to be nice and simple. No talk about politics, no online influencers, or protestors, no affinity group, just me and Craig having a nice time together with nothing freaking us out.

You know, me and Todd have been close friends for a while now, but I still don't get why British people say some things differently to how we say them. It just gets really confusing to me.

Twitter sucks ass anyways, hopefully this Bluesky thing is an improvement.