Payment for 86 Soundwave taken. My 4th bot of the year! Being sooo restrained and sensible all for 7 days of booze and sunburn in June. 🤣 #Transformers

TF sale! Prices inc P&P Jhiaxus £10 Airrazor £14 Shadowstriker £9 Sunstreaker £14 Motormaster £14 Arcee £8 Cindersaur £6 Small Primal £5 Sentinel £10 Alpha Trion £8 Strongarm £5 Shockwave £5 Mirage £5 Scourge £5 Primal £10 Rhinox £15 Cheetor £12 Infernac x3 £14 SS One Optimus £25 SS One Megatron £30

Oh look. I was blessed by a social media random. 🙄🤣

Someone’s doing tai-chi/martial arts moves in the park (in full on Judo/Karate kit. Me at the window: 🤣🤣

Rumours abound that SS86 Astrotrain is a new mold! 😗 am very glad I held off on getting the Siege version. Gimmie that purple trainy space lad!

Kermit’s voice is just that little bit off that it’s strange. Also, STOP GIVING SWEDISH CHEF HUMAN HANDS!!!

New Muppet Show! 😍

Being the absolute beacon of responsible adult and instead of scratching the plastic crack itch, put another £20 towards my holiday payment. 😬

Got 2 of these at Aldi yesterday, one for me and one for housemate. Turns out he can’t eat them because of his Turkey teeth. Oh well, more for me then! 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤤

Also, what the ACTUAL fuck is going on with people atm?! Like, I’m not intelligent, but people seem to be getting fucking dimmer as the year goes on! 🤨🙄

Right, decided on to go to DILF next month for my first night out of the year. So now I def need to get my arse back in the gym! 😬🙈

Selling this lot if anyone wants anything. Bundles preferred for quick sale. UK buyers only please @tfsalesposts.bsky.social

Happy “people can get to fuck” day to all those who celebrate. I’m celebrating by being asked to order a cake for a manager at work, it being an absolute faff and something they could have done themselves quite easily. 🤨

As always with the lads team 🤣 youtu.be/H8WaGaUNw08

Apprentice time!! Bloody disgrace! You’re fired, etc! 😍🤣

I swear to fucking god something’s gone in the water and people have just reset their brains this year. People are just being utter fuckwits and not understanding things or expecting things to just change because they want it done their way. Get to absolute fuck! 🤨😒

Had a dream I did a proper nice meet/cute with bloke last night. All to the backdrop of a Death Race type movie, but also involving clubbing and good sex. 🤷🏻‍♂️ alternate reality me is having a time! 🤣🤣

The potato be potatoing 😍

All sorted. Super fast, to their credit. Bloke was really nice. Sod it, am wfh the rest of the day as it’s minging out. At least I won’t freeze now 🤷🏻‍♂️

No fucking gas in the flat, meaning no hot water/heating!! 🤬 and they left a note at the front door yesterday evening at some point, which we only found when opening the front door to go to the boiler room. Fan-fucking-tastic! 😩

Been in a foul mood most of the weekend due to really strange dreams. Slept, but didn’t if that makes sense. Still not gotten back to the gym and I’m getting frustrated with myself. Then yesterday didn’t do most of my Sunday chores, so the OCD in me got angry this morning and did them. 😒

Certified banger! open.spotify.com/track/3c4e5b...

Not gonna lie, I was tempted by a greasy bacon and sausage roll this morning, but I compromised with myself 🤷🏻‍♂️ pain au chocolate instead. Payday treat 😁

Loving that the usual people are throwing the biggest hissy fits over what is an absolute belter of bait in the MOTU trailers! 🤭

Oh come on, Barry Hasbro! Stop teasing me! 🤨🤷🏻‍♂️🤣 #Transformers

For sale Going original armada for minicons so moving this one on from the nemesis pack. Not transformed so no breaks kept as a sword and not transformed £40

Got VERY confused when a Scottish bloke started describing the HBO logo when I just put on Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. NowTV randomly put on audio description. Strange it’s a Scottish bloke though! 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

Chicken breast and green beans for dinner. Who the fuck even am I this year?! 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

Oh, so the gym that’s super convenient for me being round the corner is closing end of this month. Doh! Salford precinct or Cheetham Hill it is then! 🤷🏻‍♂️

Saturday night movie is Ballerina.

God damn it, Skybound! 😬🤣 #Transformers

Legacy Video is coming along, but how would YOU like to be a part of it? (Opportunity dropping a bit earlier on Bluesky because there's no scheduling options here :P)

It’s the mini-bot of magnetism Windcharger! As always, loving the new mini-bots. Just getting better and better. Joints are very stiff on mine though, and is a bit tough to pose, but glad to have him. #Transformers

Hot Wheels/Transformers crossover Twinmill. Aside from the teeny tiny bit of parts forming with the engines, a nice transformation and bot mode looks awesome. In my head, he’s from Velocitron, so built for speed. #Transformers

TF:ONE Airachnid is my first figure from the movie as not really fancied any of the others. I had to get her though! Such a unique looking bot and alt mode. She’ll fit well with the other Decepticon bad girls! #Transformers

Potato!! 😍😍

As the saying goes, “feed a cold…” 🤷🏻‍♂️😍

Nice bit of post! First bots of the year, baby! 😍

Time for my first #Transformers giveaway of 2026! Up for grabs is Legends Hot Rod with Firebolt. To be in with a chance to win simply: 1. Be a UK resident. 2. Leave a comment.

Good thing I’m better today! From work to Oldham, back to work, then work to Wythenshaw and waiting to go back to work! Maybe I should get a job as a white van man?! 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

Running on about 75-80% efficiancy and back in the office. Hopefully no one else catches what I had, because I don’t fancy being labelled as patient zero, lol! And first bots of the year arriving later! 😁

Trying to channel frustration that my housemate is a useless lump into getting myself better. 🤨

Been awake since 2am after going to bed at half 5pm due to lurgey. Did 3 hours work from 5-8am and had to bin off and go back to bed. Just had the nicest Maccies and about to chug some Night Nurse. What a year so far, lol 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

Sooo, blocked nose and feeling a bit grotty. Fan-fucking-tastic! Thought the gym was meant to get me fitter, not strike me down with the lurgy?!? 🤨🤧😵‍💫

Hey folks! By any chance does anyone in the UK happen to have this fiendish faeces flinger for sale? Cheers!

So, been to the gym. Am I fit again now? Had some crispy bacon as a treat, but could eat an entire pig 🫢🤣🤣

Made it 😁💪🏻