Back to work!! 😩

Comfort movie 😌🤣

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What a difference a week makes 🙈🤣🤣

Comfort telly. I’m so dead 😩

Gran Canaria airport can fuck right off! It’s 100 degrees and a million miles long! 🥵😩 queue for Burger King is fucking ridiculous too 🤨

Oh shit. Here it comes 😭

Last few hours before I get the coach to the airport, so chilling under the shaded shame hut resting my leg.

As much as I’ve had an amazing holiday for the most part, I now cannot wait to get home and recover. Got my foot patched up after I had a very interesting evening with 2 gentlemen 😈 I’ve met some lovely people here and has shown me I need to take more holidays, even if by myself.

Only a few days to go!

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Might as well! 🤷🏻‍♂️🍹

I became the very thing I hate! 🙈🤣🤣

That’s one way to cool my burny feet down! 🤣 come on holiday, Gregg. Get some sun on you. Get 2nd degree burns! 🔥🙈

I am both awake and aware of the cringe of my drunken antics.

Piiiiiised! 🤣

Embarrasing pic with my mate Matt! 🤣🤣🤣

On it! 😜

Just had a cracking dinner in the sun. Gonna have a little mooch about the Yumbo with a mate, then quick change at hotel then back out for bevvies!

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Well, I maybe hobbling around like a wounded elephant, but I’m determined to have a first night out! 🤣

Breakfast and getting some factor 50 suncream. 🤣

Me this morning 😬

These can fuck right off! Moorish!

I have a bit of a burny belly! 🤣🔥🙈

Oops! 🤣🤣🔥🙈🦞

First Pina Colada of the holiday! 🍹

Burn dem tiddies! 🤣🔥😎

And here we go! 😎☀️

Good morning from Gran Canaria! After a nearly 2 hour flight delay and not getting to the hotel until about 11pm, I crashed out and the boys went out. I did get an amazing sleep though! 🤷🏻‍♂️

We are being delayed by the fucking Pope!!! 🤨 Jesus H Christ! 🤣

We’re all going on a…slaggy holiday! 🤣🤣

Excitement really kicking in for holiday now! First time going away that’s not going to see my mum in Spain since 2018, and even that was just a few days in Benidorm after a few days with the family in Javea! 😄

2 1/2 hours left!! Work is fucking dragging today! 🤨😩

Right, just work to get done with today before holiday tomorrow. This weather def makes me want to get out of here, lol!

EMERGENCY BANGER ALERT!!!! youtu.be/IZZV3BiX40c?...

Time for Beavertar (Hoppers)

Ok, sooo…?! 🤷🏻‍♂️ please excuse the muffin top! 🙈

The boots I ordered for my holiday have arrived! Now all finger’s crossed my slutty leather shorts arrive before Wednesday! 🤞🏻🙈

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This time next week I’ll be at the airport with a well deserved drink waiting for a plane to get me the fuck out of here for a week! Cannot come soon enough!! 🏖️

Absolutely loving For All Mankind. Am on the last episode of season 1 and it’s been a proper rollercoaster! Some beautiful moments, so nail biting moments and some proper brutal moments!

Cheeky bastards at Puregym have tried to charge me for a month when I cancelled it start of May! 🤬

Break from Bonding and decided to start For All Mankind.

Right, apart from toiletries, that is the holiday clothes shop done! Well, nearly as need my leather shorts to turn up so I can buy some boots to go with them. Bloody hope they turn up soon!! 😬

Meeting a mate I’ve not seen for ages at Trafford center in a bit. Lunch and going to do some holiday shopping. With this and going to the cinema and drinks with Transformers gays and the holiday in 2 weeks, I’m going super saiyan social! 🤣

Much better. Shame about the face though, lol 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣