someone i followed for vtm content posted ffxiv and i was like o…. yea it does track youd be a zenosfucker (derogatory)

doing what gamerbros do to video game characters that they dont think are sexy but im turning the dial the other way. she Will have rosacea and a thick torso and “bad” facial harmony and peachfuzz and legitimately no makeup and unplucked brows. my womanifesto…..

ads that say “up to 100%” pmo bc that means nothing . give me an average of how effective it is and be HONEST

my computer tower shut off w seemingly no reason and i was like ohhhhh no its been 6 years no upgrades shes kicked the bucket but no minnie just pulled the plug out of the wall

“fix-it au” what if i lunge at you? are you gonna fix-it au your broken nose?

i rolled over to plug in my phone and banshee grabbed onto the blanket w her claws to make sure i didnt get up…. babyyy…….

the facility that has the trademark on jessica chastains dna is getting too bold w these clones im gonna be honest

the triangle w point up being the alchemical symbol for fire as well as greek delta n fire being one of the best ways for a dg agent to destroy evidence 😌↕️

somehow i got an instagram post that was a tumblr screenshot where a straight woman complains abt bdsm being too normalized with a link and logo for a gambling site pasted on it and gorillaz melancholy hill was playing? genuinely who was this for

do you think the worker ants in a colony lez out?

the fleischmann and pons cold fusion scandal was so funny like Actually. what do you mean you faked a success KNOWING the method would be repeated bc even if ppl believed u without validating ur findings the end goal is using it in a plant to generate power.. like on a large scale…

typing is easier than handwriting dialogue in a comic but i dont like the available fonts in csp i think they clash w my style so of course the logical step is to spend the time to create a font from my handwriting :-)

it sux i dont know how to edit vids currently bc falloutshow ghoul edit to 100 gecs most wanted person in the united states would fuck severely. lucy as the “i just won, right?” clip. yeah.

nines rodriguez when a hungry bitch named seven walks into town

weather app says “SPECIAL WEATHER ANNOUNCEMENT” and when you open it it just says “ummmm hi :)”

when i was getting ready for bed i was like “itd be interesting to have a nightmare i think..” and then my dream was i looked in the mirror and my hair was longer than id like so i grabbed scissors and starting trimming it but every time i looked away it got longer. it got past my shoulders

snake oil gummies, now on tiktok shop!

any time someone describes a scene in media w “body horror” im like (mother with hands on hips) if i get there and its a regular injury im going to be very upset with you

lmfao someone posted irl p/orn spam in the tumblr bprd (hellboy gov agency) group and i forgot this is how i reported it

last repost: mike breakingbad in vc giving commands is the only way id be able to clear an extreme. to be honest

logged in to do split reclears and

i think im too old for fandom stuff bc i saw someone mention (what they said was?) a common trope in fanfics of one person owning a flower shop and the other one being a tattoo artist and my reaction was “oh their joint tax filing is going to be so complicated…”

ads i have reported recently -dystopian fertility awareness app that is intended to give you an accidental pregnancy and Will sell you out to the gov i guarantee it -local megachurch (self explanatory)

$2,000 wayfair cat tree got advertised to me fuuuuuuck its so cute

im really looking forward to the next falloutshow ep but i dont feel like i can say exactly what bc 1) i dont want to spoil for ppl who intend to watch 2) what im excited for is some sicko shit

the lucky 38 flashback from barbs pov is actually hilarious. famous moviestar husband invites himself on vegas business trip instead of watching the kid and the gets schwasted and falls off a mechanical bull type thing n u have to drag him to your room

if we break up then i know ill find you somewhere

coffee shop where they play industrial ambient, its messy as fuck, and the london fog is named some sort of silent hill reference 😌↕️

it pisses me offffff when streaming services have something that tells you what actors are in the scene but theres 3 human people present and the only listings are 1 of the main characters and a dog..

got caught up playing my game and i forgot i had stew (in a crockpot so it didnt burn or anything) and also vtm got rescheduled for tonight

was trying to find new music while cooking n something played that made me think “this sounds like some league shit” so i took out my phone and sure enough, KDA

listening to sabrina carpenter makes me feel like jane goodall . like you are so foreign to me but i am trying to understand

cant believvvveeeeee i basically wasted yesterday bc all day i was like “i want to play my gameee” and then the thing w the wipers + having to rewash my roommates dishes made me so mad i had to go to sleep at like 5:45

any lesbians that know about cars want me? i just broke my wipers trying to replace them

coworker said we should all get really into chess and play at the store guys i think this could be big for me

ugh realized harper would have been prime age (6) for the initial tamagotchi craze (1997) i think she begged her mom for one and then after one day took the battery out 😭

just remembered my childhood method of getting to sleep being “if i open my eyes in the dark there is a monster that is going to get me. its only allowed to hurt me if my eyes are open though” and eventually drifting off bc my eyes stay closed.. right so there was never a chance of me being normal👍

i love bad things happening to my ocs as much as the next sicko but when ppl call it whump it makes my nose wrinkle. i just dont like the word

im very likee not a fan of media tattoos as a rule howeverrrr if i got an outline of an 8-pointed starburst (referencing the horn mark in tlu) in a dark pink color between my shoulder tattoos of a violet n a pansy? i feel like thats subtle enough where it needs to be explained gonna sleep on it

4 tasks off my list that have been bothering me for a while And drew smthn i think is fire And i have tomorrow off were playing vampiwe

not a shock to anyone im betting but i thought too hard about the 1982 animated film the last unicorn today and im pretty sure im nonbinary 👍 im not feeling strongly about pronouns tho so Any i guess

christ characters i related to as a kid were velma raven gwen tennyson mandy and wednesday addams baby blanket with “cynical killjoy” embroidered on it

these r my first crushes that i can remember. this carbon-dates me lmfao. there were other girl charas that i Really Liked but it was distinctly “i relate to this one” for like. gwen velma mandy etc

wait i have an idea. stay tuned

i love opening up an unsuspecting container and seeing a sandwich baggie with 2 teeth in it like oh! my wisdoms!

me if i were ramona flowers: to date me you have to fight my 1 evil ex. leave the other one alone tho shes nice and were on good terms

UGH drinking something caffeinated at the laundromat bc i was like “after this i will draw or game or write” but now ive reached my annoyance limit and want to sleep immediately when im done w this

young coworker learned how old i am (27) and said “oh god 😨” girlie i faked a polite “oh wow! 🙂”when you told me youre 21 and already married so lets have some civility

realized i was hearing a noise so i turn around and minnie is leaning over from the back of the green chair chewing on the lampshade

today was suchhhhh a shit day i really hate to think like “i need a drink” but like i deserve a beer for dealing w this pos