I fake like I have to use the bathroom. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Mulan. Point blank period.

Try persons and it’s majority of my dad’s side of the family. Now shadiest…🤐

* get back to them vocal lessons so you can sing a bridge and change the octave. That will add another 45-60s.*

This reminded me of when somebody used my pics to catfish this really cute guy. He hit me up basically saying we were communicating, damn near bout to go on a date with the catfish. But when he learned the real person didn’t know shit he was disappointed af. But still thankful finally meet me.

Yes, also long covid and Covid in general quite literally altered peoples brains.

So I have started down the Scorpion rabbit hole…BRB

I need yall to start linking up, I don’t see too many gay couples on here & ion like det

That one prayer to God asking to remove people is LETHAL. That turn around time be IMMEDIATE 😮‍💨

Me listening to a voice note and I hear “now mind you”

First, I know it smell crazy in there! Second, I don’t like being around a whole bunch of people. Third, what in the Sausage gumbo?!

Where is the good old chicken and fish spot that sprinkles the carpet freshener on top?!

Black men please get checked In the past two weeks I have heard stories about 1 man passing at 31 from a heart attack and another man passing at 34 from a stroke I personally knew one man and my dad knew the other one This is not normal ! Please do not play about your health.

A dimly lit/dark shower >>>

I’m sorry but being gay is so much fun!

Baby in the midst of a transformation!

So today has been me dying laughing all morning!

The way I have an IDGAF week monthly

It given rustic dark moody Christmas this year.

Let’s do a Black & White picture thread... Quote / Reply with yours 🤝🏾🤍🖤

Money.

My Aquarius moon and Virgo rising be wearing my Pisces ass tf out!

On movas Wass good slim You ji-blowin me real live

No more then $150, i usually do sample or travel size. If i love it I’ll get the full size.

Religious psychosis is: “we don’t claim that in Jesus name” Instead of taking steps to actually remedy or deter the negative outcome. 🥴🙄

I swear the scent combos I put together be having me shook with how good I smell. Plus if I’m round somebody stank I just sniff myself.

Bitch…

I needs to know if they are neurospicy or have neurodivergent ppl around them?

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread 31 💅🏽

As soon as i step foot in my apartment I’m taking these bundles out and watch Stranger Things.

I know them heauxs have the capacity to envoke the spirits at night.

DMV it was cute, now to head back to FL.

DMV. Specifically MURRLANDDDDD!

I do this whenever I’m back home or visiting my ppls (majority of my friends are out of state.) Shit I sometime will just pop up at my friends’ houses with bottles and DoorDash some food over there.

Being able to regulate your own emotions is essential as an adult.

The fact i found out I DONT HAVE TO WORK TODAY!!

I had a couple. Tumblr was THE TEA!!

Just hormones everywhere.

Lemme go get my bf evaluated.

Dating someone else who’s neurodivergent might be the way to go for me cause the rest of y’all are exhausting. Full Shade.

Intrusive Thought: If you know you tryna get dig up on Thanksgiving by yo fave horizontal mumbo dance partner. Try the “date night method” and Fuck a few times before you go eat big Thanksgiving feast.

One year as soon as we said Amen, my ass was already making my plate without a fuck to give. Everybody simultaneously attempted to get me together talking bout kids eat first. My First thought, fuck them kids

Oh my spank bank, it’s the chamber of secrets in there. Hence the 52 character password, triple authentication, and biometric scan for protection.

The blasphemy!

Don’t put that shit on your plate.🤷🏽‍♂️